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STAY GOLD User ID: 63879767 United States 04/30/2018 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event I hope you’re okay. Must have been a real scary thing! It’s not that funny to fall so violently but on cat shit, wow! It is slippery and fucking stinks! “Nature’s first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf’s a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.” —Robert Frost October 1923 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76492056 Germany 04/30/2018 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! Time to dispatch the cat. Once they go senile its over. |
cosmicgypsy User ID: 74619032 United States 04/30/2018 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event I was in my friend’s wedding at a big fancy reception hall, where the bridal party entered from the upstairs via. a huge spiral staircase. Almost immediately, I slipped and did the most ungraceful slide down the stairs on the balls of my feet, arms and legs flapping everywhere. When I made it to the bottom I did a little “ta da!” bow in my tuxedo. Quoting: X1811 Ahhhh...so you're a fancy man, aren't ya..... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 74592970 United States 04/30/2018 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event I was in my friend’s wedding at a big fancy reception hall, where the bridal party entered from the upstairs via. a huge spiral staircase. Almost immediately, I slipped and did the most ungraceful slide down the stairs on the balls of my feet, arms and legs flapping everywhere. When I made it to the bottom I did a little “ta da!” bow in my tuxedo. Quoting: X1811 :Tipcat: That's f*cking priceless. |
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cosmicgypsy User ID: 74619032 United States 04/30/2018 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event I hope you’re okay. Must have been a real scary thing! It’s not that funny to fall so violently but on cat shit, wow! It is slippery and fucking stinks! Quoting: STAY GOLD That old saying "slipperier than snot" is a lie. Cat shit is wayyy slipperier than snot. You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74841941 United States 04/30/2018 11:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event That happened to me one time when I was about 7 or 8, minus the stairs part. Cat shit could probably be marketed as an effective organic lubricant, we should get our top men on that right away. The velocity of the slip propelled me forward so that my back landed squarely in what was left of the shit pile, my head bounced off the stone patio when I hit the ground. I never trusted cats after that, I know they know that they are supposed to shit in the box. Where's Brief at? I think he could solve your cat problem right quick. :intensifies: |
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Lily o' the Valley User ID: 72575683 United States 04/30/2018 11:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event Thank God you are ok. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56463340 I know just how you feel though. Very frightening. My mistep cost me a broken leg, luckily it didn't result in a broken neck. You sure know how to tell a funny story. :) And mine a broken foot! You are very forunate, but keep a close eye on that kitty! *** Good deeds bring rewards, bad actions bring troubles. That is a law of the universe. *** |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54168564 United States 04/30/2018 11:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event Funny, but sorry to hear. I read an article once about why you don't want to get seriously injured in foreign countries. One person was running down stairs for their train, with a bag slung over each shoulder. They got thrown off balance, then fell down the stairs and ended up with some crazy multiple leg fracture (I think they somehow stepped on their own leg). Fortunate for them, they were traveling in some European country with good skiing, so the doctors knew how to fix a more complex leg fracture. But then they had to get on a flight with a cast, and they said the pain was awful and the stewardesses felt bad and kept giving the person booze to get through it. So at least that wasn't you, and I assume you didn't get a concussion, either. But yeah, I'd be paranoid about shit remnants and smell. The article also mentioned someone who had to get dental work in India. That wasn't a good story. |
X1811 User ID: 74892059 United States 04/30/2018 11:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event I was in my friend’s wedding at a big fancy reception hall, where the bridal party entered from the upstairs via. a huge spiral staircase. Almost immediately, I slipped and did the most ungraceful slide down the stairs on the balls of my feet, arms and legs flapping everywhere. When I made it to the bottom I did a little “ta da!” bow in my tuxedo. Quoting: X1811 That's f*cking priceless. I swear I could hear the snare drum/squeaky whistle sound effects from Bugs Bunny. All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76325128 United States 04/30/2018 11:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! I really hope you're okay, but I have to tell you that this was the funniest thing I've ever read on GLP. You have a comedic gift! My 2 cats starting pissing on my stairs and the vet told me they were being stressed out by my two little dogs. I had to strip the carpeting and replace the wood. I hope you get everything cleaned and back to normal soon. Be safe. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35827096 United States 04/30/2018 11:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event I stepped in dog poop one time and I went to wash it off with the hose. I raised my leg up so I could see it and wash it off. I didn't realize it was right above my other foot and the poop and water ran right down into my other boot. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 74592970 United States 04/30/2018 11:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! I really hope you're okay, but I have to tell you that this was the funniest thing I've ever read on GLP. You have a comedic gift! My 2 cats starting pissing on my stairs and the vet told me they were being stressed out by my two little dogs. I had to strip the carpeting and replace the wood. I hope you get everything cleaned and back to normal soon. Be safe. Thank you. It's like checking the stairs for an IED from here on out. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75147420 United States 04/30/2018 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! That is hilarious. Are you okay? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 74592970 United States 05/01/2018 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74592970 It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor. The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it. I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die. Cats! That is hilarious. Are you okay? Yep. Glad no one heard the tard groan on the way down. |
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Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 14233520 United States 05/01/2018 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
jake User ID: 76469768 United States 05/01/2018 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event I'm still laughing had to read it twice Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
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