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Police Use Stun Gun to Subdue Man Trying to Have Sex with Car

 
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Police Use Stun Gun to Subdue Man Trying to Have Sex with Car


Police in Kansas resorted to using a stun gun to subdue a drunken man who was allegedly attempting to have sex with an automobile, a report says.
The man was found naked and lying underneath a parked vehicle on May 1 in Newton, Kansas, according to a police report. After refusing multiple calls to come out from under the vehicle and surrender, officers used a stun gun to take him into custody, CBS News reported.

Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department said in his report that the man “was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”

Officials also reported that the suspect was so inebriated that he was incoherent.

“They were trying to get him to stop and come out …. but he was oblivious they were even there,” Lt. Powell added, the Wichita Eagle reported.

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That's a wtf type of thing. Just... why????
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hmm

Dual exhaust....a threesome?
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Not my proudest fap.

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That's a wtf type of thing. Just... why????
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exactly
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wtf
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hmm

Dual exhaust....a threesome?
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double penetration
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That's about the only thing that could be stranger about this story... if two dudes were trying to get in on with a car.
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Police Use Stun Gun to Subdue Man Trying to Have Sex with Car


Police in Kansas resorted to using a stun gun to subdue a drunken man who was allegedly attempting to have sex with an automobile, a report says.
The man was found naked and lying underneath a parked vehicle on May 1 in Newton, Kansas, according to a police report. After refusing multiple calls to come out from under the vehicle and surrender, officers used a stun gun to take him into custody, CBS News reported.

Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department said in his report that the man “was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”

Officials also reported that the suspect was so inebriated that he was incoherent.

“They were trying to get him to stop and come out …. but he was oblivious they were even there,” Lt. Powell added, the Wichita Eagle reported.

[link to www.breitbart.com]
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Doesn’t seem like putting it in the tailpipe of a car would be very effective. That’s the proverbial hotdog down a hallway.
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'trying to'?

couldn't he get it up?

the car should have blown him for a bit....

he was naked and underneath the car, and trying to stick his cock in the tailpipe?

what is he? a contortionist?
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Doesn’t seem like putting it in the tailpipe of a car would be very effective. That’s the proverbial hotdog down a hallway.[/i


not necessarily...

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Not only does he bang his car. The car is “gay.”

laugh
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was the car a Cougar?
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Doesn’t seem like putting it in the tailpipe of a car would be very effective. That’s the proverbial hotdog down a hallway.[/i


not necessarily...

whistle
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I suppose, if you’re Ron Jeremy, or you drive a REALLY small car...
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Brief?
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Brief?
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cruise





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