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If You Could Meet One GLPer IRL, Who Would It Be? And Why?

 
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None, as I can't bear the light of conspiracy theorist messiahs and prophets, which makes it fortunate that they gave the world GLP'er Christ Trump Cyrus the Great, may many meet him and remain forever within his holy light.
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Forget real life, who is the Russian dude from the Astral?
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Hmmm. No I can't think of anyone.
 Quoting: Ms Taco


i would like to meet Ms Taco AND her family

i mean, are they like the size of a normal taco, or are mega human-size tacos?

are some of her cousins chicken while others beaf?

do the kids grow lettuce and tomatoes when they become teenagers?
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Can't pick just one.

However, there's been many on my buddy list that just stopped showing up over the years. I'd love to find out if they changed used names or just found something better to do.



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I definitely want to meet 5 % to see what their sex is
 Quoting: Astral Goat


LOL i swear to much on here to be a female bro!
 Quoting: 5.0%




lol that's what people presumed about me until some heard me once on VC. That and my fondness of metal..
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Oh, and Olaf...
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...




Or boring. Our sparkling personalities exist only upon the computer screens.
 Quoting: Eggcellently Deplorable


I'm actually much less laid back in person. I try to keep my behavior in check while on GLP.

At any rate, if any of you are near Oklahoma, aren't afraid of giant parrots and dogs, LOVE video games and anime, and absolutely are NOT mentally ill (basically nobody here, really), then you are welcome to hang out with me.
 Quoting: Only Me


Like how many dogs and parrots are you talking about? It's been my experience that people with a shit ton of "pets" have issues. I'm not saying you have issues, however, that's a red flag for me.

Animals are wholly dependent on whoever has them. So from a psychological standpoint, it's a type of need to be in control of some form of abstract "love".

I'm the complete opposite, no animals, low chaos in my home. At least from my point of view, a home should be a place of "zen", relative peace from the bullshit outside those walls.

Here:

[link to somafm.com (secure)]
 Quoting: iSwear


3 dogs, but one is my son's and I'm just keeping him until my son gets a place he can have pets. 2 parrots, and they are well-behaved. My home is clean. There is no chaos. My animals are well-trained. I happen to love animals. That does not mean I am mentally ill.

I'd be more worried about the mental health of a person who didn't like animals, honestly.
 Quoting: Only Me


Fair enough.
"The brain is a prism that processes light into abstract reality" - Me

I'm feeling it
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I definitely want to meet 5 % to see what their sex is
 Quoting: Astral Goat


LOL i swear to much on here to be a female bro!
 Quoting: 5.0%




lol that's what people presumed about me until some heard me once on VC. That and my fondness of metal..
 Quoting: Too Dark Park 75365515


Metal, especially trash and death, is seen as very feminine and even associated with commercial black gangster crap, true story so be careful.

What does that tell you about modern cun.. erm women.
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I definitely want to meet 5 % to see what their sex is
 Quoting: Astral Goat


LOL i swear to much on here to be a female bro!
 Quoting: 5.0%




lol that's what people presumed about me until some heard me once on VC. That and my fondness of metal..
 Quoting: Too Dark Park 75365515


uhmmm...I am a female. And I swear a lot.

The English language is lacking sometimes in expressing the intense emotions I feel, when presented with some of the shit show happening on this planet.

However, I am open to learn to swear in other languages.

hf

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I can't limit it to one

I'd have to say, several of the GLP Ladies would likely be interesting to meet IRL
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I can't limit it to one

I'd have to say, several of the GLP Ladies would likely be interesting to meet IRL
 Quoting: Red John


I feel the same about several GLP people.

However, sometimes I wonder if I am talking to the same one, with multiple accounts.

;-)

Last Edited by Bodhi Sita on 05/07/2018 04:52 PM
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I also believe I met a few of you in CA last month - yet you chose not to reveal it to me out loud, so I respect that.

To the one's who were on my healing table, I hope you are doing well.

Always here to assist.

hf
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Bullshit thread as you all know each other considering you're all posting from the same room...
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...I met myself last night....I was goood.
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Bullshit thread as you all know each other considering you're all posting from the same room...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76123633


chuckle
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Chip!

His one liners and no holds barred persona has me in stitches!
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Chip!

His one liners and no holds barred persona has me in stitches!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76451197


Yeah, I would say that, but I stay away from married men.
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No.

Y'all are scary.

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...I met myself last night....I was goood.
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Hey Dace can u post a picture of your late guinea pig?
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

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His or Her do i fucking sound like a female?
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Don't feel bad, most guys think I'm a guy. It's weird.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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His or Her do i fucking sound like a female?
 Quoting: 5.0%


Don't feel bad, most guys think I'm a guy. It's weird.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Perhaps because you could kick most guys asses??

chuckle
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I definitely want to meet 5 % to see what their sex is
 Quoting: Astral Goat


LOL i swear to much on here to be a female bro!
 Quoting: 5.0%




lol that's what people presumed about me until some heard me once on VC. That and my fondness of metal..
 Quoting: Too Dark Park 75365515


Have you considered returning? A lot of time has passed.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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His or Her do i fucking sound like a female?
 Quoting: 5.0%


Don't feel bad, most guys think I'm a guy. It's weird.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Perhaps because you could kick most guys asses??

chuckle
 Quoting: Bodhi Cheetah


... and I curse.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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I definitely want to meet 5 % to see what their sex is
 Quoting: Astral Goat


LOL i swear to much on here to be a female bro!
 Quoting: 5.0%




lol that's what people presumed about me until some heard me once on VC. That and my fondness of metal..
 Quoting: Too Dark Park 75365515


HaHa the old VC I forgot about that, good times
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

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It depends. Have been here for many years and most of you are dear to me!(by mostly only reading)

I think I would like to meet Calm Shock...but I guess he didn't survive all the maple juice...
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Most of the women seem hot.
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As much as we all bicker on forum can you imagine what it would be like IRL LOL.

On that note, I'd probably hang with anyone that isn't bat-shit crazy, enjoys playing Cards Against Humanity, and loves a good beer.

I'd like to meet Lilopin - similar mentality & humor.

I'd also like to meet Chip - just because he's a brutaly honest asshole, but probably funnier than shit IRL.

Last Edited by GrumpyGato on 05/07/2018 06:21 PM
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...I met myself last night....I was goood.
 Quoting: Dace


Hey Dace can u post a picture of your late guinea pig?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


=-(

...perhaps later...I'm still sad.
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...I met myself last night....I was goood.
 Quoting: Dace


Hey Dace can u post a picture of your late guinea pig?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


=-(

...perhaps later...I'm still sad.
 Quoting: Dace


I know sorry , I still think about it
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...I met myself last night....I was goood.
 Quoting: Dace


Hey Dace can u post a picture of your late guinea pig?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


=-(

...perhaps later...I'm still sad.
 Quoting: Dace


I know sorry , I still think about it
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I watched my son tell him before school that daddy was going to take him to the Dr. and he was going to be ok....then I put a .22 in it's head and watched blood pour out his lil' nose... =-(





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