That would be unwise. You'd discover that not only am I as bad as I make myself out to be, but am in fact much worse. I'd make you laugh though, and after a few drinks, you'd make an indecent proposition to me which I'd turn you down for. Then, with your feelings hurt and being embarrassed, you'd read my pedigree to me, then at your earliest opportunity you'd start a thread here telling everyone about it.