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Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?

 
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Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Are you trying to be an asshole or just are one? Please enlighten I really need to know.
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05/10/2018 07:03 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
I guess the same reason some assholes take 10 minutes to order their damn food in a drive-thru. They sit there for 3 minutes deciding what they want, then change their mind, and hold the damn line up. I cant stand people like that, just order your shit in less than 30 seconds or go inside and eat!
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
I guess the same reason some assholes take 10 minutes to order their damn food in a drive-thru. They sit there for 3 minutes deciding what they want, then change their mind, and hold the damn line up. I cant stand people like that, just order your shit in less than 30 seconds or go inside and eat!
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I concur. People in general are just asshole?
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05/10/2018 07:06 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Are you trying to be an asshole or just are one? Please enlighten I really need to know.
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A better question is why do lazy asshole store employees expect to not work right up to closing time ?

Obsolete farm machinery....
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The customer is always right.angryface
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Are you trying to be an asshole or just are one? Please enlighten I really need to know.
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A better question is why do lazy asshole store employees expect to not work right up to closing time ?

Obsolete farm machinery....
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BecUse they are not paid to. Isn’t there Leaf’s game on?
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
I guess the same reason some assholes take 10 minutes to order their damn food in a drive-thru. They sit there for 3 minutes deciding what they want, then change their mind, and hold the damn line up. I cant stand people like that, just order your shit in less than 30 seconds or go inside and eat!
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Not arseholes just thick as fuck. Indecisive unless someone directs them. Sheep if you will.
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05/10/2018 07:09 PM
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reminds me of time working as cook in a bar. we shut down kitchen at 10. a whole fucking softball team with wives and kids comes in to eat and party at 9:50. that shit was wack
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05/10/2018 07:09 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Are you trying to be an asshole or just are one? Please enlighten I really need to know.
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To help pay the last 5 minutes of your salary, perhaps?
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05/10/2018 07:15 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Hell, I would LOCK the damn door 5 minutes before closing. It takes at least 10 minutes to count the register down and balance for the day.
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05/10/2018 07:17 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Ted Kennedy syndrome.
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Are you trying to be an asshole or just are one? Please enlighten I really need to know.
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To help pay the last 5 minutes of your salary, perhaps?
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You must eat a lot of spit..and that’s if you are lucky
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05/10/2018 07:17 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Pretty soon the stores will be automated, and open 24/7.

No need to worry about the assholes coming in before you have to leave, because you will be obsolete.
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05/10/2018 07:18 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
I guess the same reason some assholes take 10 minutes to order their damn food in a drive-thru. They sit there for 3 minutes deciding what they want, then change their mind, and hold the damn line up. I cant stand people like that, just order your shit in less than 30 seconds or go inside and eat!
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I concur. People in general are just asshole?
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A LOT of them are. I think they do that shit just to piss you off on purpose!
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
reminds me of time working as cook in a bar. we shut down kitchen at 10. a whole fucking softball team with wives and kids comes in to eat and party at 9:50. that shit was wack
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did you get your OT?
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05/10/2018 07:20 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Pretty soon the stores will be automated, and open 24/7.

No need to worry about the assholes coming in before you have to leave, because you will be obsolete.
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Nobody works as a clerk for a living. Remember that
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Are you trying to be an asshole or just are one? Please enlighten I really need to know.
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9teen Because it's still open, so do your job because no one wants to listen to your bitching.
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05/10/2018 07:22 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Pretty soon the stores will be automated, and open 24/7.

No need to worry about the assholes coming in before you have to leave, because you will be obsolete.
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At least the robots will do something about it.
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05/10/2018 07:23 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Pretty soon the stores will be automated, and open 24/7.

No need to worry about the assholes coming in before you have to leave, because you will be obsolete.
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At least the robots will do something about it.
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One of the new X-Files episodes was about Mulder being stalked after not leaving a tip for the bots.
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05/10/2018 07:23 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Excuse me for needing something on way home from another fucking lovely shift. I get off work at 11:30 by the time I get to store it is 11:55 closes at midnight! Hell I'm grateful store is open! What an I supposed to do work around your schedule?
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05/10/2018 07:27 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Excuse me for needing something on way home from another fucking lovely shift. I get off work at 11:30 by the time I get to store it is 11:55 closes at midnight! Hell I'm grateful store is open! What an I supposed to do work around your schedule?
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Be considerate and wait until tomorrow morning to get your shit on your way back to work, or go to a location that is open 24-7 and don't inconvience someone that would like to go home to their family.



Who the hell needs something at 11:30 at night that can't wait until the following day?
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05/10/2018 07:29 PM
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The assholes are the people who lock the door before closing time or have a shit eating attitude like you
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05/10/2018 07:31 PM
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05/10/2018 07:32 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Stfu you lazy, ungrateful fuck.

I've work with countless lazy shit heads like you, why do you need to be off work so bad? So you can go home and drink? If you don't like it, quit and get another job.

I used to bartend and more times than not someone would stroll in 10-15 before closing and guess what, they spent a lot of money on drinks and food. Yet every other employee cried endlessly about those customers being there, I told them all to just quit then.

You're the asshole for not understanding how business works and trying to claim people are dicks for coming into a business when it's open. Get fucked you asshat
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05/10/2018 07:35 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Because the store is OPEN.

You took the job. You know the duties of the job. Now do your job or quit.
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05/10/2018 07:37 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
The people that get me all bent out of shape are the unemployed Welfare, SSDI people who sleep until noon then fiddle fart around until 5:30-6:00 PM and then decide to go out shopping.

They are too stupid to understand that rush hour, when hard working productive people are trying to get home on busy clogged roads, is a selfish time for them to be adding to the nightmare. They had all day to go out shopping when the roads were much less busy.

The you have a subset group in those clowns mentioned above who only shop on Saturday. They don't do a damn thing Monday through Friday but the one day working productive people have to shop is when they want to go out and take their 5 illegitimate snot nosed kids with them to clutter up the stores.


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05/10/2018 07:42 PM
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Be glad they do or why not lessen operating hours to save cost.

I purposely go to the first store that opens in the morning. chuckle
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05/10/2018 07:47 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Comcast true feelings about its customers:

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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Because the store is OPEN.

You took the job. You know the duties of the job. Now do your job or quit.
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Who the fuck are you kidding. If they closed at 10 or you would show at quarter of...
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05/10/2018 07:56 PM
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Most businesses put a CLOSED sign on the door 15 minutes before closing to count the register down and balance for the day. I even added a note to the closed sign saying "Wal-mart is 5 miles down the road open 24-7."
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Re: Why do assholes wait until 5 minutes before a store closes to walk in?
Because the store is OPEN.

You took the job. You know the duties of the job. Now do your job or quit.
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Who the fuck are you kidding. If they closed at 10 or you would show at quarter of...
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The store closes at 10 and not 9:55. Otherwise, wtf is point of being open till 10?

Talk to the owner about putting up a separate sign that says "Service stops at 945."





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