This Is Now The Party Thread

I'll take some Borealis Iceberg!!!


I'm in the mood for something funkay.












You always come up with the greatest ideas.


From now on, I shall surf GLP wearing no underwear, a little mini skirt, and a tube top.


Thanks, ET!

Oki, Borealis Iceberg coming up!
And goodness, I always thought you were the type to just go completely nude.
:evilneko:

LOL, no, Thank you!!

Only on Fridays, dear...only on Fridays.









Pics can be arranged if you're a good boy, ET...

:nekkit:

Borealis Iceberg.
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I will be your faithful manwhore for life!!

Niiice!!!

...and you make such a cute bartender...
:cheersnan:







Hmmm...

I'll give it some thought.

After I take you for a... Test drive.

George Thorogood

ROFL MO and Evil Twin, the official thread hijackers and the life of the party.

:lazytroope:

Once you go cat, you'll never go back!


I remember as it were a meal ago

Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
May have nestled its way into his mighty throat. many a fat alley rat
Had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel
Of this awesome prowling machine. truly a wonder of nature this urban
Predator. tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare
Occasion such as this that he did.

She came slidin down the alleyway like butter drippin off a hot
Biscuit. the aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
Even the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in those
Days. the sight was beyond belief. many a head snapped for double,
Even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the
Delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were
Known to hang out. they hung in droves. such a multitude of
Masculinity could only be found in one place... and that was
Omalleys alley. the air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into
The heart of the alley. she knew what she wanted. she was lookin
For that stud bull, the he cat. and that was me. tommy the cat is my
Name and I say unto thee...

Say baby do you wanna lay down by me

It's a good thing I'm not wearing underwear.







Yes.


But I'd rather be on top.


Just sayin'!

Goodness, I'm getting a bit randy myself. :evilneko:

And ET, I never asked you what kind of beer you want. I also have some other types of liquor.

I'm getting a bit tipsy.


I may be persuaded very easily to do something naughty...


*cough*ET*cough*

MO, any position you like is fine with me...


SB, my favorite is Red Hook IPA.

I'm in the mood for a lap dance.


Take all your clothes off and sit in that leather chair over there, ET.

That's easy! I never wear pants!

:goes to sit in leather chair:

Hmmm...this could get kinda dirty...

And this is a family forum!?



We should probably continue in PM...

...but, SB is bringing me a beer, how will she find me?

:youkai:
[link to waterintowino.typepad.com]

Close enough! ESB is good too!

Thank you, m'lady!

My place at 7:00? :)

:nanafrown:



*gets out of ET's lap...puts all her clothes, INCLUDING UNDERWEAR, back on and stomps off in a huff of bitchiness...slams thread door*

hey, blue, got any bottles of french wine?
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:looks bewildered and confused:

Perhaps later, in the chatroom, I can make amends...

That simply won't do.


I must receive a shamefully dirty PM full of pure filth in my inbox from you within 24 hours, or I revoke ... EVERYTHING!!!

Oh woops! I clicked on the wrong one >.<
Here is the right beer.
[link to beer-kichi.cocolog-nifty.com]

Oh, you're on!

Prepare to be shocked and amazed by my perviness!

You're the best bartender EVAH!!

French wine for the dude that wanted some.
[link to www.frenchduck.com]