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106-Year-Old Fresh Fruitcake Discovered In Antarctica That Looked Edible

 
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106-Year-Old Fresh Fruitcake Discovered In Antarctica That Looked Edible
106-Year-Old Fresh Fruitcake Discovered In Antarctica That Looked Edible

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Fruitcake ... That Looked Edible
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that is quite the discovery!
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Its laced with THC
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Its laced with THC
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.............tempting
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probably tastes better than the one that people keep giving as gifts
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Its laced with THC
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.............tempting
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but you can just get THC oil and not have to eat a fruit cake
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there are only 40 fruitcakes in the entire world...they just keep getting re-gifted each year
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Regift it!
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Re: 106-Year-Old Fresh Fruitcake Discovered In Antarctica That Looked Edible
None of those fucking things are edible, whether they are 6 minutes or 106 years old.
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Fruitcake ... That Looked Edible
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that is quite the discovery!
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Especially now, considering that no fruitcake ever has been edible.
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What do you mean looked?

Did somebody eat it?
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there are only 40 fruitcakes in the entire world...they just keep getting re-gifted each year
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38.. I didn't have the heart to regift the nasty fuckers.. one of the two, my brother and I made a deal we each try a bite. Nope never again.
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Sure it was since the cold no being dried fruit ... wouldn't want to be the one to take first bite though lol ... albeit I have eaten 80 year old hard tack in soup
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<---would totally bang that fruit cake...doesn't even give a single fuck.
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I thought Hillary was in New Zealand.
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106-Year-Old Fresh Fruitcake Discovered In Antarctica That Looked Edible

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hey..wait. I wanna know what food tastes like without chemicals, artificial ingredients and GMO.

Sign me up!!!!!!!!
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So are McD's cheeseburgers.
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Re: 106-Year-Old Fresh Fruitcake Discovered In Antarctica That Looked Edible
Fruitcake ... That Looked Edible
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76430350


that is quite the discovery!
 Quoting: Sterling Malory Archer


Especially now, considering that no fruitcake ever has been edible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75702995


Well...someone had to have eaten it...at one time-somewhere in history, to warn all the others.

...and then they died.
“My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave.”
-Stonewall Jackson

"The Bible that is falling apart usually belongs to a person who is not." - Charles Spurgeon

“I apprehend no danger to our country from a foreign foe . . . Our destruction, should it come at all, will be from another quarter. From the inattention of the people to the concerns of their government, from their carelessness and negligence, I must confess that I do apprehend some danger. I fear that they may place too implicit a confidence in their public servants, and fail properly to scrutinize their conduct; that in this way they may be made the dupes of designing men, and become the instruments of their own undoing. Make them intelligent, and they will be vigilant; give them the means of detecting the wrong, and they will apply the remedy.”

“If we abide by the principles taught in the Bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper; but if we and our posterity neglect its instructions and authority, no man can tell how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and bury all our glory in profound obscurity.” -Daniel Webster
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there are only 40 fruitcakes in the entire world...they just keep getting re-gifted each year
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chuckle
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That's fuckin nothing. Steve ate 120 year old meat

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there are only 40 fruitcakes in the entire world...they just keep getting re-gifted each year
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chuckle
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snort
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They attribute 'cold weather' as the preserver of the fruitcake...

Really? None of us saw that coming...the cold preserving food?

Wow.

So glad they chose to share that with us.
“My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave.”
-Stonewall Jackson

"The Bible that is falling apart usually belongs to a person who is not." - Charles Spurgeon

“I apprehend no danger to our country from a foreign foe . . . Our destruction, should it come at all, will be from another quarter. From the inattention of the people to the concerns of their government, from their carelessness and negligence, I must confess that I do apprehend some danger. I fear that they may place too implicit a confidence in their public servants, and fail properly to scrutinize their conduct; that in this way they may be made the dupes of designing men, and become the instruments of their own undoing. Make them intelligent, and they will be vigilant; give them the means of detecting the wrong, and they will apply the remedy.”

“If we abide by the principles taught in the Bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper; but if we and our posterity neglect its instructions and authority, no man can tell how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and bury all our glory in profound obscurity.” -Daniel Webster
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It WAS edible. These cakes last for 300-500 years.
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no hiss
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Well..why don't we store food in Antarctica then, instead of in Henderson Nevada?
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wat
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Its laced with THC
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.............tempting
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but you can just get THC oil and not have to eat a fruit cake
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I like severe diarrhea and intestinal pain.


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probably tastes better than the one that people keep giving as gifts
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I thought this was a Pee Wee Herman post!
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there are only 40 fruitcakes in the entire world...they just keep getting re-gifted each year
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Send them to me. I soak them in bourbon and then add a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Nothing bettaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, even 100-years ago, people were not eating the fruitcakes they were given.





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