I got to go poop so I'm heading down to Starbucks

die

be sure to miss the bowl

Starbucks will go tit's up.

Crop dust the place on the way to the toilet for good measure!

Don't tap your feet on anything in the stall. Unless that's your thing.

You might find some TB on the toilet seats. But the bum wipe will most likely be gone, or urinated on by a nodding out junky.

Don't use the bathroom...........do as this one did and share your product:

A dump in a dump...

I pooed there, nice bathrooms.

Bring your Dog with you.

Tell them it is your Poop Assistant Dog.

You can't Poop without your Dog.

Water the Dog up before you go.

Go out to the play-ground and pick-up some dirty, used Syringes (use protection) leave one in the toilet tissue dispenser.
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Dude, that's just wrong!

I hope they go down in flames, fucking lol'd my ass off when I heard about the change. If I were homeless I'd gather all my most disgusting homeless friends and move in until they had to close the doors for good, then on to the next one.

Please upper deck the toilet or just shit on the floor!

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