Emergency landing as plane passenger’s body odour causes others to vomit and faint

Now watch. He's going to sue the airline for hurting his feelings. He will have some supposed excuse like he's allergic to water or soap. Mark my word. This isn't the first time its happened. He probably rubbed shit allover his feet and hands before getting on the plane and tried to be as offensive as possible.

The flight was heading to the Spanish island of Gran Canaria when it had to make an unexpected detour as passengers became overwhelmed by the “unbearable” smell of the “unwashed” man.

The man in question smelt so bad that other tourists began fainting and vomiting after the plane took off from Schiphol Airport in the Netherlands.

Belgian passenger Piet van Haut who was on board the flight described the smell of the man as “unbearable”.

He said: "It was like he hadn't washed himself for several weeks. Several passengers got sick and had to puke."

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Reptilian in heat.

Pffft. Amateurs.

Washing the skin in modern chemicals is causing premature death. We were not meant to wash, our natural oils keep our skin and hair healthy. You people would have suffered in pre 1970s world.

muslim?

I worked in an office with a girl who smelled like that.

Other girls were complaining about it & I was like "C'mon...it CAN'T be that bad".

Then I got one small waft of her & had to literally turn 180 and walk out of the room.

Nailed it!

you were meant to wash and one way or another all animals wash.

hang on, is 1186 saying no-one washed pre 1970?

Is this a bury the child trafficking scandal thread?
This is old news.

This^

My wife & I used to bring our daughter to a baby gym when she was little where they would work on motor/core skills with 1-2 year old kids. Classes were every Saturday at 8am.

This Arab couple came in one day with two kids, a new born and a 1-2 year old. The woman smelled so terrible that the entire class instantly dropped what they were doing, grabbed their child and left, refusing to go back.

The stench was like nothing you can imagine, it filled the whole place. A cross between garbage, rotting meat, fish and shit. So disgusting you can't even imagine. It actually made my ears tear & made us gag uncontrollably...


The parents got a petition together and over a hundred people signed it banning these people from the gym. We signed it but never went back.

-True story

I think he's saying that hippies were dirty.
if only he'd been there.
t'wasn't my experience.
sure there homeless kids, surving on the streets.
try that sometime and find out what happens to
personal hygene.
but don't stereotype an entire generation.

TMAU perhaps?

Not sure if TMAU can be THAT bad though...

Most likely horrible hygiene.

I've become more conscious of that.
There are times when I want to quickly run to the store to get something and I'll have been working all day in the yard sweating (or under my car)
But now, I'll jump in the shower, or at the very least throw on some deodorant. It's rude not to. Those poor people don't need to smell me just because I'm in a hurry.

probably ebola infected !

True Story.
Back before running water existed, most only took a bath once a week. It was called their Sunday Bath before Church.

All used the same wash water in the wash basin because it took a lot to heat it in the winter.

Smells like 7-11 in the summer

Used to go to a small local coffee shop, one man Ozzie, who was homeless, stunk to high heaven.

It was obvious he would just wet his pants. He would stink the whole place up.

Then there was a young man, he appeared ME, he had the worst BO I’ve ever smelled, he would sit in the bay window with the sunlight shining in warming him up, he stunk the whole place up too.

Another seemingly homeless guy came in, his stench was horrible and he was covered in bed bugs.

Worked in a large grocery store years ago. An unfortunate older women left a trail of poo in an isle. The stench literal cleared the store, it was a Saturday, there were probably 60 employees and customers standing out side. The 1st worker sent to do clean up vomited. The 2nd guy was able to do it. Around 30 minutes later all was back to normal. A serious Clean Up Isle 3 story.

Said the stinking hippie.

I can see the ticket takers at the gate smirking as they let Oscar the grouch's stank can on board

Gross!

My sister is an MD and she won’t see anyone that stinks - She flat out tells them “ Go home , take a shower - YOU STINK!! Then re- schedule another appt .”
She will not see anyone that isn’t very sick and is just lazy and shows up in pajamas , she’s tells them go home , get dressed then call back and see if I can get you in .”
Soap is cheap - People are nasty!!!

Think I would find another coffee shop...

I think it should be extremely socially acceptable to call people out for smelling terrible , just so they know , even if they do know and it is reconfirming their problem, maybe they can't smell well

Ya, we did, lol