Swimmer dies after shark bites off penis

where do u have to stick it to piss off god to the point he'll rip it off with shark teeth?

My guess, some other guys ass. Shrug?

Ouch.

Maybe the shark thought it was a Remora.

NO its real, Drudge is covering it in a side article. RIP fella, may your next life be one of long blessings. Shame on those mocking his sufferage.

nobody said it wasn't

Yeah I misread the posts tiny phone, tiny screen, however poor fella, Ill never go into the ocean again.

I was grazed once by a barracuda on my inner thigh wading on a sand bar off South Padre Island. I was told that my button on my cut offs had attracted it and the wave had moved me up and over enough for it to miss me and my jewels. Never wore anything shiny in the ocean again. The salt water in the scratches burned like hell, had thought at first it was a jellyfish.

Once had my dogtags was swimming at an inlet with snorkels saw a huge barracuda eyeing me because of my tags. Never again will I take my tags when I go swimming it was huge at least 5 to 6 feet in length. I got out of there fast. Luckily it did not swim at me.

Lets just say he got dicked !

i am sorry but that guy at the end in Orange made me laugh

Looks a little more thab just a penis. Lost his left leg too

Family Guy episode had this.

:lawdjesus:

Looks a little more than just a penis. Lost his left leg too.

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Sad....

That was way more than his ding dong

Thank God for death also. hope hes in heaven with a shiny new donger.

That was a little more than his dick. Hit a femoral artery...

LOL Rickay!!!

It wouldve been worse if he lived. Imagine being a teenage boy surrounded by gorgeous horny brazilian women every day but dont have a dick to fuck them. That would be the hell of hells. Being forced to view heaven from your own personal hell on a daily basis. Yep, lifes fuckd up.

Hope he’s not a 72 virgin believer.

Oh that’s horrible.

Poor soul...RIP

Oh dear!

note to self, stay out of ocean unless water is crystal clear
and keep shorts on.

It was a beautiful day??

he bled to death

Ya I know. Ouch!

a bit more than a penis missing