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Breaking: Florida - Alligator suspected of dragging woman into pond

 
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I bet the gator would have tried to go after that reporter's eyebrows if she had been there
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These dangerous dinosaurs should be put on the menu due to the obvious shortage of food - when they turn to things outside the pond to eat, you know there is a problem. Boots, handbags, and gator stew await. I am sure we can conjure up some recipes and serve the starving among us a nutritious meal rather than allow this millions-of-years-old man eater devouring us. Same with sharks who hang out at tourist resorts. Over fishing and resulting imbalance is destroying our oceans along with pollution from sea-going ships and corporations along the waterways. Sharks are bottom feeders, scavengers, garbage men of the sea. When they show up at surface or edge of water, mating or a late dinner is usually the plan.
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A witness told police he saw a woman walking two dogs and then noticed the dogs were barking near the water, but she was not there, Davie Police Detective Viviana Gallinal said.

[link to www.sun-sentinel.com]
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Davie FL used to part/edge of the Everglades...Developers drained the swamp only to find out alligators can live under wet mud for years!yoda
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A witness told police he saw a woman walking two dogs and then noticed the dogs were barking near the water, but she was not there, Davie Police Detective Viviana Gallinal said.

[link to www.sun-sentinel.com]
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alligators can live under wet mud for years!yoda
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Gators wont eat a dindu. Gives them heartburn
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12 footer, damn that is a big gator.
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Gotta guy out near Wauchula that got a 15 footer. He actually pets it n shit.
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The poor lady is probably stuffed under a ledge along the bank of the bayou, tenderizing.

More hunting would put this problem right in a year.
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yeah they don't eat you right away. After they drown a human, or a dog or deer, they stash the body under a log under water for a few days. Then they come back and feast.
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My father watched the lake near him in his retirement

He said little yappy dogs are the dinner call for alligators

This time they took the owner
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There was a video of a small dog that for 10 years chased a gator into the pond. Dog was probably slowing down with age and the gator grabbed him.
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Gators wont eat a dindu. Gives them heartburn
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Sure they do, that same gator took Chub’s hand!
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The poor lady is probably stuffed under a ledge along the bank of the bayou, tenderizing.

More hunting would put this problem right in a year.
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yeah they don't eat you right away. After they drown a human, or a dog or deer, they stash the body under a log under water for a few days. Then they come back and feast.
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because humans decay like pork. so in a couple of days she'll be tender and Mr. Gator will be able to pull the meat apart.
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Somebody's getting sued.
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The SJWs will go out and sue the gator for harming and even killing the woman. This'll be an entertaining episode of The Adventures of Team SJW.
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You're kidding right? They'll more than likely sue the family of the lady for feeding gators food that isn't part of their culture.
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A witness told police he saw a woman walking two dogs and then noticed the dogs were barking near the water, but she was not there, Davie Police Detective Viviana Gallinal said.

[link to www.sun-sentinel.com]
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Sad story.

But this lady must not be from Florida. As someone who is, I learned at a young age to NEVER walk a dog around any freshwater pond or lake or creek. Gators will snatch your dog when it gets close to the shoreline.

I'm not saying Gators snatch dogs every day, but it happens frequently across the state in the summer.

The dog got the gators attention, and for some reason he dragged the lady in. Maybe the dog jumped out of the way and he grabbed what he could?
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What he said, especially at night. Stay away from areas where gators live at night.
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The dogs barking was just thanking the gator for taking the old bitch because she was feeding them Old Roy.

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The poor lady is probably stuffed under a ledge along the bank of the bayou, tenderizing.

More hunting would put this problem right in a year.
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It's sad because it's the alligator's territory. We're the ones moving into it's natural area.

There are canals all along the area where I live. When I'm riding my bike, I always stop and look to see if I can see an alligator. I've spotted one or two in every canal.

They are protected, and there are laws to keep them protected. Unless one has been aggressive, like the one that ate the woman, the parks rangers usually just tag them, and leave them where they are.
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this happend at disney
disney dispatched Seal Team 6 and they killed all of the Gators in the disney world park
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I grew up in that area of Ft Lauderdale. It is called Davie but it's not . The trailerpark I lived in was closed several years ago. that trailer park with the lake the alligator was in was another park to our west. Nothing good ever happened in that park of town . Nothing. And alligators only hunt humans because some dumb ass was feeding it . at first they take dogs , cats ect.
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her name is japanese, so she was probably pretty small - but still...reason #117 why not to live in florida.
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The need to cull the big ones with more open hunting season.
They have really rebounded back to epic numbers and they are huge now.
When I was a kid there really were not a lot of them around - now there are a LOT of them and they are huge. They need to be hunted.
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Seems the animal kingdom is fed up with us humans.
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The need to cull the big ones with more open hunting season.
They have really rebounded back to epic numbers and they are huge now.
When I was a kid there really were not a lot of them around - now there are a LOT of them and they are huge. They need to be hunted.
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^^ And obviously not enough natural food source to keep them fed.
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Kill all gators.
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They should go extinct. Make it happen.
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reptiles ruled the world for 100s of millions of years

we've mammals have had a good run but might as well give up, reptile destiny is to rule again
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reptiles ruled the world for 100s of millions of years

we've mammals have had a good run but might as well give up, reptile destiny is to rule again
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I will serve the reptile overlords so they eat me last

good luck suckers