No way

In fact, Gilligan's Island would be completely different if made today -

- gilligan would be bisexual.
- the professor would be flaming gay.
- ginger would be a tranny.
- mary ann would be an obese sjw with anger issues.
- the rich couple would be black elites, great humanitarians and always right about every subject matter.
- the skipper would be the only normal guy on the island and for that, he would be mercilessly persecuted by the others for being white and worthless.