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Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"

 
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06/24/2018 07:08 PM
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Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Seriously, why? They're just not funny.
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06/24/2018 07:09 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Aren't most of them lesbos? That's probably why.
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Obviously you are unfamiliar with the comedial genius that is Kathy griffin
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Because, like all women, they tend to make things personal. They're jokes and skits are not focused on the wide public, like something anyone could identify with. Instead they focus on jokes and skits that only women(even so, not all) could identify.
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Obviously you are unfamiliar with the comedial genius that is Kathy griffin
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It's just her face that is comical.
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Females don't need to be funny. They are sensual, feminine and beautiful. Us guys need to develop a good and amusing sense of conversation and humor in order to be more interesting to a woman we like.
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
I know plenty of funny women
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06/24/2018 07:17 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Carol Burnet, Joan Rivers, many other females in the 70's were funny as hell. You would laugh your ass off at Phyliss Diller, Mom's Mabley. Too bad you're too young to have lived it.
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06/24/2018 07:19 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Obviously you are unfamiliar with the comedial genius that is Kathy griffin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74953428


It's just her face that is comical.
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I also believed that women were not funny until this comment!

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06/24/2018 07:21 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Seriously, why? They're just not funny.
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the truth is you need intelligence and imagination, things that most women lack of
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06/24/2018 07:21 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Women are at their funniest when they're just being their natural selveshf
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06/24/2018 07:22 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Natasha Leggero is fucking hilarious.
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06/24/2018 07:24 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Females don't need to be funny. They are sensual, feminine and beautiful. Us guys need to develop a good and amusing sense of conversation and humor in order to be more interesting to a woman we like.
 Quoting: bad mojo


Until they become accustomed to your humor and then grow tired of it, taking half of your shit with them.
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06/24/2018 07:28 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Jane lynch is funny.
Was gay before ellen too and didn't make a deal about it.


There's a few of them out there.
Maybe 10 funny female comedians in the world. maybe...
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06/24/2018 07:29 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
10 might be pushing it tho... 6... i bet we could find 6.
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06/24/2018 07:35 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Not funny HA HA

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06/24/2018 07:38 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Seriously, why? They're just not funny.
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I crack myself up all of the time!chuckle
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06/24/2018 07:38 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
There's definitely hilarious women around, only do they have the self-insight to not go on a fucking stage to be an opinionated attention whore.

Comedy is meant to be a sound board against the shit being shoveled in our general direction by the state and society. It's basically all there is left in a fight against mediocrity and the pressure of the compliant masses.

Since the state and society are virtually entirely tailored to the needs of women and their offspring, no-one wants to hear that shit again, let alone pay for it, unless he's a masochist. Women do enough totally unwarranted bitching as it is of which at least half is the exact opposite of what they want and definitely need.
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06/24/2018 07:39 PM
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06/24/2018 07:40 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Isn't the correct word comedienne?
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06/24/2018 07:42 PM
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Isn't the correct word comedienne?
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no. Same reason "actress" has fallen into disuse.
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Cloris Leachman has my vote...love her!
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06/24/2018 07:43 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Because, like all women, they tend to make things personal. They're jokes and skits are not focused on the wide public, like something anyone could identify with. Instead they focus on jokes and skits that only women(even so, not all) could identify.
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bingo-NI
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06/24/2018 07:46 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Oh, but true comedians can be very funny.

Just not what americans call “comedians” nowadays, who only seem to know making fun of others, calling names, and being rude.
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06/24/2018 07:48 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Seriously, why? They're just not funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70313245


the truth is you need intelligence and imagination, things that most women lack of
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These are the types of comments that make men look pretty damn stupid themselves. By the way I have several female friends that are funny as hell.
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Isn't the correct word comedienne?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76654640


no. Same reason "actress" has fallen into disuse.
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What's the reason? Women can't do it? By the way, awards for best actress are still given out.
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Obviously you are unfamiliar with the comedial genius that is Kathy griffin
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It's just her face that is comical.
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I actually find it to be quite nauseating.
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06/24/2018 07:56 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
THE WORLD HAS BECOME ONE BIG F'ING JOKE!
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06/24/2018 07:59 PM
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Obviously you are unfamiliar with the comedial genius that is Kathy griffin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74953428


It's just her face that is comical.
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I actually find it to be quite nauseating.
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True. There's a meme on GLP...when I first saw it, my gag reflex was activated.
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Re: Why aren't women funny? I Have never laughed at a female "comedian"
Probably for the same reason that there aren't a lot of great female combat heroes. Genetics. Testosterone. Logic. Confidence.

The truth is that there are some exceptionally funny ones out there,you just haven't heard of them.

T Marni Vos, Beth Donahue, Wendy Liebman, Vicki Barbolek kill routinely and are excellent writers as well.
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I once saw a woman in a car with a bumper sticker that had a picture of Obama on one side and the opposite side said "does this ass make my car look big?"

Cracked up for years every time I thought of it.
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