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Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.

 
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Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Women will instantly judge a man based on these things though, completely neglecting the fact that they do exactly the same, and even more disgusting things actually. Their period for example, is a lot more disgusting than anything that we do. Biologically speaking, a woman is much filthier than a man.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Most of them are as shallow as the most beautiful angel, Lucifer.

And most of them will also fall from their vanity, just like satan.

The most know quote from satan,

"I've fallen and I can't get up".

And,

Life alert ain't gonna work!


lmao
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Most of them are as shallow as the most beautiful angel, Lucifer.

And most of them will also fall from their vanity, just like satan.

The most known quote from satan,

"I've fallen and I can't get up".

And,

Life alert ain't gonna work!


lmao
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Women control their passing of little poots.

Men blow out big fart noises.

The noises coming out of an old man in the bathroom, dear god. Disgusting.
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07/12/2018 03:09 AM
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Scientically speaking, we're classified as animals, which is why such elementary means of waste expulsion is a reality for this species.

There is only ONE THING that makes us different than any other animal, and that's our brain's ability to retain complex information, process it in unique ways, and apply it.

This is why I like being single, because I've had the experience of unclogging toilets due to women, and know the actual reality on the man/woman relationship.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
If she pisses just like a man, you might have a problem.
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07/12/2018 03:11 AM
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
And she has a penis
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07/12/2018 03:13 AM
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
There's a weight in attempting to live every aspect of your life by intellectual standards, that you're not even biologically capable of meeting. The animal in you, which is most of you other than the brain, says contrary.
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07/12/2018 03:17 AM
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
It's only the western world that figured out how to develop the brain beyond their biological capacity. If you look at most of the rest of the world, they just live like animals, because they are, and so are we.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
The women are uncomfortable even admitting that they do such things. You're just as nasty as a man.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Women will instantly judge a man based on these things though, completely neglecting the fact that they do exactly the same, and even more disgusting things actually. Their period for example, is a lot more disgusting than anything that we do. Biologically speaking, a woman is much filthier than a man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76717634


Period is disgusting? Put on your Red Wings and man-up!





















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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Women will instantly judge a man based on these things though, completely neglecting the fact that they do exactly the same, and even more disgusting things actually. Their period for example, is a lot more disgusting than anything that we do. Biologically speaking, a woman is much filthier than a man.
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one of your mother’s periods grew into you

so tell us, what are you really butthurt about?
Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

Thoughts create, mind them well.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
My buds an obgyn ..
The things that dude says will blow your mind.
He says first thing when you see “ dat ass” understand that there’s bout 2 feet of shit there ready to break the dam.
More than likely skid marks and snail trails in those pretty lace pantys.
..the hottest piece of ass blew a quiet qweef fart yesterday when I left the little office yesterday and bounced back for something.
Not that I wouldn’t knock the bottom out of that thing..but know what you’re dealing with
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
I would seriously question any relationship I was in if the woman shit like a man.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Are we talking elephant dumps out of a relatively dainty body??
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
My pooties smell like roses, ya'll.
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Goodbye, halcyon days...

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Are we talking elephant dumps out of a relatively dainty body??
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Point is everybody has two feet oshit not just that youuuuuu.
Now you said “we”,...lay some grossness on us, something you have seen from your lady friends. You know the titles correct
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Nevermind
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
They piss just like a man? So you pee sitting down?
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
And this: Please become aware that many of the “hot” women you see ARE NOT EVEN WOMEN these days! No wonder they belch, fart and SHAVE... It’s a jungle out there, so if you wanna bash women, you better be careful! Better know your stuff!
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
My pooties smell like roses, ya'll.
:ompoot::ssbb2:
 Quoting: Only Me


Mine too. My belches sound like angels singing.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
My pooties smell like roses, ya'll.
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Mine too. My belches sound like angels singing.
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Same! And my breath never stinks in the morning. I also never sweat. I do sparkle though!
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Women will instantly judge a man based on these things though, completely neglecting the fact that they do exactly the same, and even more disgusting things actually. Their period for example, is a lot more disgusting than anything that we do. Biologically speaking, a woman is much filthier than a man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76717634


youdontsaygirl
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Scientically speaking, we're classified as animals, which is why such elementary means of waste expulsion is a reality for this species.

There is only ONE THING that makes us different than any other animal, and that's our brain's ability to retain complex information, process it in unique ways, and apply it.

This is why I like being single, because I've had the experience of unclogging toilets due to women, and know the actual reality on the man/woman relationship.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8014894


I been lucky to be with a lot of very Beautiful inside out Females.

I ok with most but not cognitive dissonance hammering me at Sea.

And hysteria most off all, i am drained.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Boat is not obeying "scream" etc
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Women control their passing of little poots.

Men blow out big fart noises.

The noises coming out of an old man in the bathroom, dear god. Disgusting.
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Ive heard the toilets of pubs and clubs are worse for females.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
What annoys me the most is a perfect galley but engines not maintained even if brand new and just need a little bit of Love.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Women control their passing of little poots.

Men blow out big fart noises.

The noises coming out of an old man in the bathroom, dear god. Disgusting.
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Ive heard the toilets of pubs and clubs are worse for females.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76756004


They are stinky but better then a muslim gang hammering and if call police they lol.

What feminists done is pure rape of own Gender.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
I Love Females but they think so differently it scares me and who will deliver at Sea is hard 2 tell.
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Re: Never forget, that even the most attractive woman is still only human. She eats, drinks, shits, burps, farts, and pisses just like a man.
Been in a Storm or 10 so know exactly what happens if not Unique Female..





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