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I want to have a pool party but . . .

 
Catseye
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I want to have a pool party but . . .
how do I stop people from peeing in the pool?

do I put up signs asking people not to pee in the pool and signs to bathroom locations?

or do I just resign myself to the fact that a pool and alcohol means the pool will end up full of pee and so I just drain it and refill it


thought I could do a poll but no

so who would pee in their friendís pool if theyíre drunk?

Last Edited by Catseye on 07/12/2018 08:48 AM
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07/12/2018 08:53 AM

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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Sober? I would never pee in your pool.

4 beers in? I'm totallay wizzin in your pool.

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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Make the bar underwater afro
PS I don't drink alcohol after 2 pm.
Catseye  (OP)

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07/12/2018 08:59 AM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Add that stuff that makes the pee turn some bright color and let everyone know.
 Quoting: Buttermint Breadifly



I looked it up, apparently thatís a myth to scare people

it may work here or I may get the opposite effect that the Dominicans want to see it work so they all pee
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Catseye  (OP)

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07/12/2018 09:01 AM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Sober? I would never pee in your pool.

4 beers in? I'm totallay wizzin in your pool.

1dunno1
 Quoting: Evil_Twin




oh geez, at least youíre honest!

and itís not going to be beer, I canít find a keg, itís going to be cuba libres mostly and some other hard stuff

actually, beer is going to make people pee more so Iíll stop trying to find a keg, glad you pointed that out
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07/12/2018 09:04 AM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
I want to have a pool party but I don't have a pool
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07/12/2018 09:07 AM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
It's just a little pee.
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Make the bar underwater afro
PS I don't drink alcohol after 2 pm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8976740



nothing after 2? why not nothing before 2?
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Catseye  (OP)

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07/12/2018 09:08 AM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
I want to have a pool party but I don't have a pool
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get a baby pool and fill it up, make a drinking game to go with it so everyone gets wet
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Catseye  (OP)

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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
It's just a little pee.
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itís just a little if itís a couple of people, what if thirty people pee in my pool?

maybe I should give prizes for hitting a target below from the balcony, at least the guys could play it
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07/12/2018 09:15 AM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
It's just a little pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63815296



itís just a little if itís a couple of people, what if thirty people pee in my pool?

maybe I should give prizes for hitting a target below from the balcony, at least the guys could play it
 Quoting: Catseye


Well...then you have a PARTY!!

dance butt spank whip worship nutkick snogging drunk

peepants peepants peepants
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I want to have a pool party but I don't have a pool
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46339426



get a baby pool and fill it up, make a drinking game to go with it so everyone gets wet
 Quoting: Catseye


Don't threaten me with a good time!
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
It's just a little pee.
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itís just a little if itís a couple of people, what if thirty people pee in my pool?

maybe I should give prizes for hitting a target below from the balcony, at least the guys could play it
 Quoting: Catseye


Btw...girls could totally play that game too. rockon
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07/12/2018 09:27 AM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
kill the first one that does in front of the rest of them. make an example out of them.
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07/12/2018 10:12 AM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Nothing you can do about it. Just keep your chlorine at a 5ppm and ph at 7.4.
Catseye  (OP)

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07/12/2018 10:50 AM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
It's just a little pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63815296



itís just a little if itís a couple of people, what if thirty people pee in my pool?

maybe I should give prizes for hitting a target below from the balcony, at least the guys could play it
 Quoting: Catseye


Btw...girls could totally play that game too. rockon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63815296



lol that could get messy, weíll have pee everywhere, not just in the pool
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07/12/2018 10:57 AM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
I want to have a pool party but I don't have a pool
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46339426


If you pee in your pants, you'll have a pool.
the deplorable ar-15 nut

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07/12/2018 11:01 AM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Op with guests like us. I would not worry about pee.

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07/12/2018 12:29 PM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Pool party in the DR and you're serving Cuba Libres?? Never been to a Dominican party with MamaJuana.

BTW, booze or no booze, sign or no sign, you're pool is going to be and has been pissed in.

Oddly enough, if you smell a strong chlorine smell that we usually associate with a "clean" pool, you're actually smelling the Trichloramine which is a byproduct of urea meeting up with chlorine. If strong enough, breathing it in can cause lung problems.

Adding chlorine won't really help because urine is sterile. UV or ozone cleaners will help though. Depending on the size of the pool you can get ozone generators for a couple hundred bucks.
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07/12/2018 12:30 PM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Never been to a Dominican party with MamaJuana.

Meant to say I've never been to a Dominican party without MamaJuana.
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07/12/2018 12:30 PM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
You can't have a pool without "poo".
Catseye  (OP)

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07/12/2018 05:20 PM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Never been to a Dominican party with MamaJuana.

Meant to say I've never been to a Dominican party without MamaJuana.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59618971

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59618971



I forgot about that, Iíll get some of the Mama Juana bottles and start the rum soaking now
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07/12/2018 05:24 PM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Add that stuff that makes the pee turn some bright color and let everyone know.
 Quoting: Buttermint Breadifly



I looked it up, apparently thatís a myth to scare people

it may work here or I may get the opposite effect that the Dominicans want to see it work so they all pee
 Quoting: Catseye


LafroL

yeahsure isn't 3rd World America just grand tounge
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
how do I stop people from peeing in the pool?

do I put up signs asking people not to pee in the pool and signs to bathroom locations?

or do I just resign myself to the fact that a pool and alcohol means the pool will end up full of pee and so I just drain it and refill it


thought I could do a poll but no

so who would pee in their friendís pool if theyíre drunk?
 Quoting: Catseye


yeahsure why don't you just ban minorities ???
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07/12/2018 05:28 PM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Make the bar underwater afro
PS I don't drink alcohol after 2 pm.
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nothing after 2? why not nothing before 2?
 Quoting: Catseye


I'm 24/7 on lies... afro
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
It's just a little pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63815296



itís just a little if itís a couple of people, what if thirty people pee in my pool?

maybe I should give prizes for hitting a target below from the balcony, at least the guys could play it
 Quoting: Catseye


piss party!

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No one is allowed to swim in my pool unless they are related.

I am not grossed out by pee as much as dead skin and body dirt getting into my pool.
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Fine


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I didn't wanna go to your stupid pee hating pool party anyway.
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07/12/2018 05:33 PM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
limit the time in the pool, then close it and then serve booze?

tell people you just wanted to be sure there was no accidents or issues with the pool.
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07/12/2018 05:37 PM
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Re: I want to have a pool party but . . .
Free beer next to the bathroom....Only give it to people coming out of the bathroom.
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07/12/2018 05:43 PM
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Fine


grumpy2



I didn't wanna go to your stupid pee hating pool party anyway.
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awwww, you guys can come if you want!



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