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I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive

 
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I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
The doctors tell me it's unhealthy but my brother works at a warehouse that sells soda and he often brings boxes of soda back home and I've been drinking those, H2O is also an allergen and I already have a lot of allergies so I try to avoid potential allergens and never heard of anyone allergic to cola, dr pepper etc. I'm not dehydrated at all but I kind of worry about my teeth at times.

It takes roughly a week to replace your body's entire liquid content so it's safe to say my body is now 70% cola and dr pepper and my cells don't seem to be complaining! If water is really so ''essential'' to life then how come I'm still alive and kicking?
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Cool, want a prize?


Oh wait you are already scheduled to get one!!!

The prize of a miserable and unhappy life plagued with sickness and despair!!!!


PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES..

Last Edited by Àlpha on 07/12/2018 03:16 PM
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Um, water is added to that death syrup, you know?
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
soda is high vibratory enlightenment beverage of the most high
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You are a stupid person. Stop posting.
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
soda is high vibratory enlightenment beverage of the most high
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ROFL
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Um, water is added to that death syrup, you know?
 Quoting: Shadow and Flame


No it's not.
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
The doctors tell me it's unhealthy but my brother works at a warehouse that sells soda and he often brings boxes of soda back home and I've been drinking those, H2O is also an allergen and I already have a lot of allergies so I try to avoid potential allergens and never heard of anyone allergic to cola, dr pepper etc. I'm not dehydrated at all but I kind of worry about my teeth at times.

It takes roughly a week to replace your body's entire liquid content so it's safe to say my body is now 70% cola and dr pepper and my cells don't seem to be complaining! If water is really so ''essential'' to life then how come I'm still alive and kicking?
 Quoting: Tilly 75687718


Ever read the ingredients of a soda OP?

Tell me what the first ingredient is?
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soda is high vibratory enlightenment beverage of the most high
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I like everything about in but the kidney stones. Please save me, The Devil.
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
H2O is also an allergen
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Ingesting sugar water depletes minerals. You're gonna lose your teeth and hair.
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Um, water is added to that death syrup, you know?
 Quoting: Shadow and Flame


No it's not.
 Quoting: Till 75687718


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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Um, water is added to that death syrup, you know?
 Quoting: Shadow and Flame


No it's not.
 Quoting: Till 75687718


You have won the prize.
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
The doctors tell me it's unhealthy but my brother works at a warehouse that sells soda and he often brings boxes of soda back home and I've been drinking those, H2O is also an allergen and I already have a lot of allergies so I try to avoid potential allergens and never heard of anyone allergic to cola, dr pepper etc. I'm not dehydrated at all but I kind of worry about my teeth at times.

It takes roughly a week to replace your body's entire liquid content so it's safe to say my body is now 70% cola and dr pepper and my cells don't seem to be complaining! If water is really so ''essential'' to life then how come I'm still alive and kicking?
 Quoting: Tilly 75687718


Ever read the ingredients of a soda OP?

Tell me what the first ingredient is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75926151


It isn't water because then these people would be dead of an allergic reaction - [link to www.birminghammail.co.uk (secure)]

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The first one was born with it, while the others suddenly became allergic (like how I suddenly became allergic to milk and peanuts when I was fine with them before). They survive by drinking things like orange juice and milk and the first example has been doing so for 30+ years without a drop of H2O in her body and she's very much alive.
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Diabetes is gonna suck.


IF you get neuropathy like I did, you're really gonna have a suck ass time.


get ready to have half your day devoted to pain management.



joke now.


suffer later.
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Um, water is added to that death syrup, you know?
 Quoting: Shadow and Flame


No it's not.
 Quoting: Till 75687718


:Rere23:
 Quoting: Psychonaut SN7


Then explain how these people allergic to H2O aren't dead, genius!

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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
The doctors tell me it's unhealthy but my brother works at a warehouse that sells soda and he often brings boxes of soda back home and I've been drinking those, H2O is also an allergen and I already have a lot of allergies so I try to avoid potential allergens and never heard of anyone allergic to cola, dr pepper etc. I'm not dehydrated at all but I kind of worry about my teeth at times.

It takes roughly a week to replace your body's entire liquid content so it's safe to say my body is now 70% cola and dr pepper and my cells don't seem to be complaining! If water is really so ''essential'' to life then how come I'm still alive and kicking?
 Quoting: Tilly 75687718
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Tilli (OP)
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Diabetes is gonna suck.


IF you get neuropathy like I did, you're really gonna have a suck ass time.


get ready to have half your day devoted to pain management.



joke now.


suffer later.
 Quoting: REEEEEEEEEE


Diet Cola or Cola Zero, man.
Tilli (OP)
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07/12/2018 03:27 PM
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
H2O is also an allergen
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Àlpha

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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Diabetes is gonna suck.


IF you get neuropathy like I did, you're really gonna have a suck ass time.


get ready to have half your day devoted to pain management.



joke now.


suffer later.
 Quoting: REEEEEEEEEE


It's all fun and games until the fat lady sings..


Isn't that how it goes?

5a
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07/12/2018 03:28 PM
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
I rarely do.The last water I drank was a full glass before going to sleep as poster Blu? I think,kind request lol.
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Diabetes is gonna suck.


IF you get neuropathy like I did, you're really gonna have a suck ass time.


get ready to have half your day devoted to pain management.



joke now.


suffer later.
 Quoting: REEEEEEEEEE


Diet Cola or Cola Zero, man.
 Quoting: Tilli 75687718


none of them.


tard
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Diabetes is gonna suck.


IF you get neuropathy like I did, you're really gonna have a suck ass time.


get ready to have half your day devoted to pain management.



joke now.


suffer later.
 Quoting: REEEEEEEEEE


It's all fun and games until the fat lady sings..


Isn't that how it goes?

5a
 Quoting: Àlpha


Exactly how it goes!


fatlady
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
the level of stupid here is OFF THE CHARTS, im embarrassed FOR YOU.
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Dr Pepper is a big pharma invention.
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Bless your heart.

You're either an AMAZING troll or you don't know any better.

No hate from me B)

Be careful of those artificial sweeteners - 2 weeks isn't much - but if you go too long those artificial sweeteners are known to cause cancers - you're probably safer with water ;)

Also water is what our bodies are intended to use, like proper fuel for a machine - the extra crap in soda sort of taints the water if you ask me.

Nothing like fresh cool clean water, ahh! :)
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
the level of stupid here is OFF THE CHARTS, im embarrassed FOR YOU.
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How am I stupid?
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive
Um, water is added to that death syrup, you know?
 Quoting: Shadow and Flame


No it's not.
 Quoting: Till 75687718


:Rere23:
 Quoting: Psychonaut SN7


Then explain how these people allergic to H2O aren't dead, genius!

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 Quoting: Till 75687718


You're a fucking idiot. Aquagenic Urticaria is a skin allergy. They can have the allergic reaction such as their throat closing up or blistering but that's even rare among the few who have it.

When they take certain allergy meds they can drink it and bathe and everything fine.

I know because I actually have a friend who has it. She told me if she drinks a ton of water after not drinking it for awhile, if she was not taking certain allergy meds that her throat would close up. She would have to drink it slowly and in small amounts.
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Re: I haven't drank water for 2 weeks and I'm still alive


You're a fucking idiot. Aquagenic Urticaria is a skin allergy. They can have the allergic reaction such as their throat closing up or blistering but that's even rare among the few who have it.

When they take certain allergy meds they can drink it and bathe and everything fine.

I know because I actually have a friend who has it. She told me if she drinks a ton of water after not drinking it for awhile, if she was not taking certain allergy meds that her throat would close up. She would have to drink it slowly and in small amounts.


Did you even read the links I gave? This is something different to this skin allergy you mention. These cases also react internally if they drink water.

Here they are again. This time, read them before resorting to petty name calling.
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