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The one plastic straw that should be banned, and it's found on cotton swabs

 
FarMore

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07/13/2018 10:58 PM

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The one plastic straw that should be banned, and it's found on cotton swabs
Can anyone out there seriously clean their ears with this garbage? Oh wait, you're not supposed to clean your ear canal with them per directions:

"To clean ears, stroke swab gently around the outer surface of the ear." Sure, I'll do just that and grow a confectionary of wax inside the ear canal. This probably comes from the same mouth-breathers that sued over hot coffee labels. censored
Jude 1:4 "For there are certain men crept in privily, even they who were of old written of beforehand unto this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying our only Master and Lord, Jesus Christ."
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Re: The one plastic straw that should be banned, and it's found on cotton swabs
The reason for the plastic straw banning is because the cops don't want you to have a way to breathe underwater while they cannot see you. Won't be a problem too long though with the flir dick so deep in the government gash.
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07/13/2018 11:05 PM

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Re: The one plastic straw that should be banned, and it's found on cotton swabs
The reason for the plastic straw banning is because the cops don't want you to have a way to breathe underwater while they cannot see you. Won't be a problem too long though with the flir dick so deep in the government gash.
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Ninjas use bamboo sticks. thumbs

Last Edited by FarMore on 07/13/2018 11:05 PM
Jude 1:4 "For there are certain men crept in privily, even they who were of old written of beforehand unto this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying our only Master and Lord, Jesus Christ."
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Re: The one plastic straw that should be banned, and it's found on cotton swabs
I got no problem with that ban.

Yeh man, I grew up in the old country across the pond. My grand pappy used the end of a match stick and wrapped a wee piece of cotton wool around it to swab his ears. I remember that.

Of course back then matches were made from wood not filler like now(if you can even find matches these days.).
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Re: The one plastic straw that should be banned, and it's found on cotton swabs
The reason for the plastic straw banning is because the cops don't want you to have a way to breathe underwater while they cannot see you. Won't be a problem too long though with the flir dick so deep in the government gash.
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Ninjas use bamboo sticks. thumbs
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They are obviously more green. And kudos to them. Oops..they have the same problem the rest do though.





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