I'm the president of this planet. AMA.

Nope.

I do practice Bushido.

Bump.

Good morning.

I'll play it when it slows down.

No, I am not.

Bump.

Bump.

I just had an Irish Car Bomb. AMA.

People died because of that bombing shit y'all had going on. "Irish Car Bomb" really is a terrible name for a drink.

If you're the President then who is your Master>?

Nature and all its creations.

Good morning.

I'm the president of the universe and I have a problem with fake authority what's the craic? I'm giving the citizens authority to arrest you.

I don't know what 'craic' is. The citizens of this planet are gonna let me make it. They won't be arresting me.

Or should I say I'm the precedent of this planet...

You know you lost.

I'm at the bar. AMA.

Holdin it down.

President Camacho, dat you?

No.

Eatin at Fat Sal's.

Imma make America better than it ever was.

:idiocracy:

That's hillairious! By the way I hold title to the Earth just like in that Jupitar Ascending with Mila from that 70's show except my claim is real. I 've been here since I was cast out of heaven.

That's cool... You probably called yourself god, master, ruler or Lucifer but you never called yourself president of this planet.

Shot of vodka, anyone?

Imma run for President of the United States in 2020 but I can't vote for myself because I'm a felon.