Google predicts End of the World

Who the hell did this first in order for this to be discovered?

do it 10 times too, I'm going see how many hidden messages

If you find any more messages, let me know.

Not sure how or why, but saw it on fakebook today.

Use doom instead of dog

DOOM ON!!!!!

So what’s the message?

wtf.. dog (x11) and then type do & it translates to.

'Doomsday Clock is three minutes at twelve We are experiencing characters and a dramatic developments in the world..'

dog (x16) and then a 'd' & it translates to..

'Doomsday Clock is three minutes at twelve We are experiencing characters and a dramatic developments in the world, which indicate that we are approaching the end times and Jesus' return.'

Not exactly sure what to make of this..?




Strange daze indeed..
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Doom x 6 is “the end will surely be the damnation”

Say what???

Oh Google AI - showing the background programming ;) ;)

ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai aia ai ai ai ai aiaiai.

Translates to.. who will be the recipient of the food rights.

I can help you make sense of that. But, the event is still 115 or so years away...

I don't know who was first,

but Ted Turner had this video made way back in 1980. [link to youtu.be (secure)]

what is truly baffling is that Communist Google would mention Jesus

Um, okay.. I did, and it translated to the word "dog" 17 times. What am I missing?

Set it to Maori as the source language, that did it for me. Here's the input I used:

dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog doh

You can get google translate to say all kinds of weird shit by dumping in gibberish that has a passing resemblance to real words.

"Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein" (made up language from a video game) translates to "If you have any questions, please contact us" in Marathi lol.

bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bobewweawea aia ai ai
in Maori translates to:
sweeping over and over and over again despising it

ejfiwaoaew eewewefefewaerewa
translates from Maori to:
hijack freeware

ejfiwaoaew eewewefefewaerewa fewawefew oiaweewa afewafewa

to maximize extensions of climate change

ejfiwaoaew eewewefefewaerewa fewawefew oiaweewa afewafewa aewafewfewa efwawa

overlapping the broadband emissions of the tropical storms

ejfiwaoaew eewewefefewaerewa fewawefew oiaweewa afewafewa aewafewfewa efwawa ewsiae feiwafjea jejaojfewa aoiewafoiewao jfeoiajeowaj ;eawf;feawfa fjioeowa ewaioefjwowe owjefojaowjefowa

create a broadband free streaming system with a wide range of mobile phones that can help you easily access your network of computers.

ejfiwaoaew eewewefefewaerewa fewawefew oiaweewa afewafewa aewafewfewa efwawa ewsiae feiwafjea jejaojfewa aoiewafoiewao jfeoiajeowaj ;eawf;feawfa fjioeowa ewaioefjwowe owjefojaowjefowa efawewafewa joi;o;nafewa

It is important to keep track of the speed of the day and the end of the day when it comes to the rising of the sky and the clouds of heaven.

ejfiwaoaew eewewefefewaerewa fewawefew oiaweewa afewafewa aewafewfewa efwawa ewsiae feiwafjea jejaojfewa aoiewafoiewao jfeoiajeowaj ;eawf;feawfa fjioeowa ewaioefjwowe owjefojaowjefowa efawewafewa joi;o;nafewa speed

It helps us to keep track of the speed of the day and the end of the world.

Nibirutards will love these translations from Maori:

cw leonis nibiru
translates to:
cw leonis is here

hercolubus nibiru sewa ewea ewafeaw
translates to:
Hercolubus is something that does not matter

These are clearly very low confidence translations and it's just fitting to random bits of the training data that they probably scraped various sources to feed into their neural networks. Changing just one thing, the capitalization of hercolubus to a capital H completely changes the translation:

Hercolubus nibiru sewa ewea ewafeaw
translates to:
Hercolubus is a place where we are

Hercolubus2 nibiru sewa ewea ewafeaw
translates to:
Hercolubus2 does not exist anymore

HercolubusX nibiru sewa ewea ewafeaw
translates to:
HercolubusX is designed to pop up

Hercolubuses nibiru sewa ewea ewafeaw
translates to:
There are many things that do not exist

lol

So I typed in “Ai Ai Ai Ai” to the translate from the youbin to English. Here are the results.

4 Ai
To eat

5 Ai
And there shall be

6 Ai
And there shall be food

8 Ai
And there shall be food for it

9 Ai
And it provides

11 Ai
And it provides for it

14 Ai
To whom it will be given

21 Ai
To whom it has been given

22 Ai
To whom it shall be given

25 Ai
That it may be given

26 Ai
May it come to pass

27 Ai
May it be given

30 Ai
Having a party to

32 Ai
It must be done for it

33 Ai
To be provided for in the event of a

34 Ai
To be taken into the account by the council

35 Ai
To held accountable in the court of appeal

39 Ai
that it may be made known unto thee, and that it may be given unto thee.

44 Ai
That it may be for ever and ever, that it may be given to you.

47 Ai
that it shall be expedient that it shall be given unto the children of men, and to the children of Israel;

I realize this is gaining popularity several days after the fact, but many of the translations that were available earlier in the week have now been removed.