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LIVE GLP NEWBIE HELPLINE

 
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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
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I have a question. How do I stop my balls from smelling like A1 Steak Sauce?
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Stop using A1 Steak Sauce as a lubricant.
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But what else is there to use?
 Quoting: Irredeemable



Coconut oil....works great. Heh, and the taste is subtle.


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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
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My first thought was 'I could run that hotline'....and then the reality of it set in, that it would be GLPers, and I was like--


ahhhahhhahhh
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I have a question. How do I stop my balls from smelling like A1 Steak Sauce?
 Quoting: LiteaFart


Stop using A1 Steak Sauce as a lubricant.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare



But what else is there to use?
 Quoting: Irredeemable


59bitch
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Three cheers for Anonymousgirl !

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hf
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can someone post some videos if the 2010 oil spill in the gulf, those feeds were mind numbing! Carry on GLP bump
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Three cheers for Anonymousgirl !

dasbier
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hf
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5a

Couldnt have picked a better peraon for the GLP helpline!

rockon
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


lol Awww I saw some poor guy earlier make a karma thread talking about another karma thread that he made that was deleted. I can't just stand by and watch!

hugs
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Well dont you just have a big heart? Another reason we love you here hf


P.S I made that mistake before lol, thread got deleted but i did give 6 points until it did5a
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


lol Lesson learned!

hf
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Oh yeah, no more of that!rockonhfrockonhf5a
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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
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Lol
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lol Awww I saw some poor guy earlier make a karma thread talking about another karma thread that he made that was deleted. I can't just stand by and watch!

hugs
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Well dont you just have a big heart? Another reason we love you here hf


P.S I made that mistake before lol, thread got deleted but i did give 6 points until it did5a
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


lol Lesson learned!

hf
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Oh yeah, no more of that!rockonhfrockonhf5a
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


I have been known to post a karma comment in my signature so I could refute it. lol
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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
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This is true! I can seem to go longer without a cigarette than a quick GLP check....hiding

Ahhh who am i kidding, i dont care. I LOVE AND NEED IT
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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
 Quoting: Psychonaut SN7


This is true! I can seem to go longer without a cigarette than a quick GLP check....hiding

Ahhh who am i kidding, i dont care. I LOVE AND NEED IT
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<



Lovey, how come you're not upgraded?...if you don't mind me asking.

If it's because you can't afford it right now, then I'll upgrade you tomorrow after I put some money in my account.

It gives me a sad that you don't have a gold star....verysad
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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
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I feel like this would somehow make me more addicted...lol
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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
 Quoting: Psychonaut SN7


This is true! I can seem to go longer without a cigarette than a quick GLP check....hiding

Ahhh who am i kidding, i dont care. I LOVE AND NEED IT
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<



Lovey, how come you're not upgraded?...if you don't mind me asking.

If it's because you can't afford it right now, then I'll upgrade you tomorrow after I put some money in my account.

It gives me a sad that you don't have a gold star....verysad
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Perhaps I should change my quote. hmm

It only refers to taxes, after all.
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hello
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hello
 Quoting: wtf richard


Thank you for calling the GLP Help and Addiction Hotline.

Please hold....







Nice will be with you momentarily.
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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
 Quoting: Psychonaut SN7


This is true! I can seem to go longer without a cigarette than a quick GLP check....hiding

Ahhh who am i kidding, i dont care. I LOVE AND NEED IT
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<



Lovey, how come you're not upgraded?...if you don't mind me asking.

If it's because you can't afford it right now, then I'll upgrade you tomorrow after I put some money in my account.

It gives me a sad that you don't have a gold star....verysad
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Well its a long story, ive had 3 accts and still been banned and locked even after. I think it was an isp sweep. Ill upgrade here soon so dont you go spending a penny on me! And, as a soon to be father i have to save every penny now! Heres some green for being such a wonderful personhf
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Fuck Big Pharma!

Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name.

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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
 Quoting: Psychonaut SN7


This is true! I can seem to go longer without a cigarette than a quick GLP check....hiding

Ahhh who am i kidding, i dont care. I LOVE AND NEED IT
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<



Lovey, how come you're not upgraded?...if you don't mind me asking.

If it's because you can't afford it right now, then I'll upgrade you tomorrow after I put some money in my account.

It gives me a sad that you don't have a gold star....verysad
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Well its a long story, ive had 3 accts and still been banned and locked even after. I think it was an isp sweep. Ill upgrade here soon so dont you go spending a penny on me! And, as a soon to be father i have to save every penny now! Heres some green for being such a wonderful personhf
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


Everything is good, fatherwise? I've been curious since your inital thread.
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This is true! I can seem to go longer without a cigarette than a quick GLP check....hiding

Ahhh who am i kidding, i dont care. I LOVE AND NEED IT
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<



Lovey, how come you're not upgraded?...if you don't mind me asking.

If it's because you can't afford it right now, then I'll upgrade you tomorrow after I put some money in my account.

It gives me a sad that you don't have a gold star....verysad
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Well its a long story, ive had 3 accts and still been banned and locked even after. I think it was an isp sweep. Ill upgrade here soon so dont you go spending a penny on me! And, as a soon to be father i have to save every penny now! Heres some green for being such a wonderful personhf
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


Everything is good, fatherwise? I've been curious since your inital thread.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


Everythings great. Working on bettering myself and preparing with every breath i take! Thanks for caring eagle! Green headed to you if i havent thi bweek!

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Floridian.

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Fuck Big Pharma!

Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name.

I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year…
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hello
 Quoting: wtf richard


Thank you for calling the GLP Help and Addiction Hotline.

Please hold....







Nice will be with you momentarily.
 Quoting: Jeffersons Blackberry


I can't help with the addiction though...
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This is true! I can seem to go longer without a cigarette than a quick GLP check....hiding

Ahhh who am i kidding, i dont care. I LOVE AND NEED IT
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<



Lovey, how come you're not upgraded?...if you don't mind me asking.

If it's because you can't afford it right now, then I'll upgrade you tomorrow after I put some money in my account.

It gives me a sad that you don't have a gold star....verysad
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Well its a long story, ive had 3 accts and still been banned and locked even after. I think it was an isp sweep. Ill upgrade here soon so dont you go spending a penny on me! And, as a soon to be father i have to save every penny now! Heres some green for being such a wonderful personhf
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


Everything is good, fatherwise? I've been curious since your inital thread.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


Already did... sorry
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Fuck Big Pharma!

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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
 Quoting: Psychonaut SN7


This is true! I can seem to go longer without a cigarette than a quick GLP check....hiding

Ahhh who am i kidding, i dont care. I LOVE AND NEED IT
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<



Lovey, how come you're not upgraded?...if you don't mind me asking.

If it's because you can't afford it right now, then I'll upgrade you tomorrow after I put some money in my account.

It gives me a sad that you don't have a gold star....verysad
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Well its a long story, ive had 3 accts and still been banned and locked even after. I think it was an isp sweep. Ill upgrade here soon so dont you go spending a penny on me! And, as a soon to be father i have to save every penny now! Heres some green for being such a wonderful personhf
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


Awwww That's awesome!!! Congrats!!
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Lovey, how come you're not upgraded?...if you don't mind me asking.

If it's because you can't afford it right now, then I'll upgrade you tomorrow after I put some money in my account.

It gives me a sad that you don't have a gold star....verysad
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Well its a long story, ive had 3 accts and still been banned and locked even after. I think it was an isp sweep. Ill upgrade here soon so dont you go spending a penny on me! And, as a soon to be father i have to save every penny now! Heres some green for being such a wonderful personhf
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


Everything is good, fatherwise? I've been curious since your inital thread.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


Everythings great. Working on bettering myself and preparing with every breath i take! Thanks for caring eagle! Green headed to you if i havent thi bweek!
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


Dynamite! It's the adventure of a lifetime.
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hello
 Quoting: wtf richard


Thank you for calling the GLP Help and Addiction Hotline.

Please hold....







Nice will be with you momentarily.
 Quoting: Jeffersons Blackberry


I can't help with the addiction though...
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


jay
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Let them learn the hard way, I did.
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I can't. They were forced outta being ACs, and I have a soft spot for them.
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hf
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This is true! I can seem to go longer without a cigarette than a quick GLP check....hiding

Ahhh who am i kidding, i dont care. I LOVE AND NEED IT
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<



Lovey, how come you're not upgraded?...if you don't mind me asking.

If it's because you can't afford it right now, then I'll upgrade you tomorrow after I put some money in my account.

It gives me a sad that you don't have a gold star....verysad
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Well its a long story, ive had 3 accts and still been banned and locked even after. I think it was an isp sweep. Ill upgrade here soon so dont you go spending a penny on me! And, as a soon to be father i have to save every penny now! Heres some green for being such a wonderful personhf
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


Awwww That's awesome!!! Congrats!!
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5arockonhf
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Fuck Big Pharma!

Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name.

I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year…
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Well its a long story, ive had 3 accts and still been banned and locked even after. I think it was an isp sweep. Ill upgrade here soon so dont you go spending a penny on me! And, as a soon to be father i have to save every penny now! Heres some green for being such a wonderful personhf
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


Everything is good, fatherwise? I've been curious since your inital thread.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


Everythings great. Working on bettering myself and preparing with every breath i take! Thanks for caring eagle! Green headed to you if i havent thi bweek!
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


Dynamite! It's the adventure of a lifetime.
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Im excited! Boy or girl im happy to raise an amazing addition to this crazy as hell planet!
Floridian.

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Fuck Big Pharma!

Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name.

I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year…
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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
 Quoting: Psychonaut SN7


This is true! I can seem to go longer without a cigarette than a quick GLP check....hiding

Ahhh who am i kidding, i dont care. I LOVE AND NEED IT
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<



Lovey, how come you're not upgraded?...if you don't mind me asking.

If it's because you can't afford it right now, then I'll upgrade you tomorrow after I put some money in my account.

It gives me a sad that you don't have a gold star....verysad
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Well its a long story, ive had 3 accts and still been banned and locked even after. I think it was an isp sweep. Ill upgrade here soon so dont you go spending a penny on me! And, as a soon to be father i have to save every penny now! Heres some green for being such a wonderful personhf
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<



Awww, thanks for that....but maybe it could be a your-going-to-be-a-daddy present?

Dang it...I want to upgrade you.

Heh, if I get to it before you do, then whatcha going to do about it, hmmmmm?

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How do I unban detriot50?
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Gotta admit, that dude WAS entertaining.
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