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I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..

 
Kim Kong-Un
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I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
I just really wanted a deep tissue massage, as being in a roofing buisness is tough on my body, and they sent me a trans... wtf, true story.

I have more to this story if you would like to hear.
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Re: I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
yes I chose FEMALE on the app.
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Re: I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
im a straight male asked for a female masseuse on the app... they sent a trans.....
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Re: I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
Did you give her a happy ending?
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Did you give her a happy ending?
 Quoting: July 20


lol. nope but I couldn't tell at first, so I offered her to stay at my hotel room and have a few drinks
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08/02/2018 07:18 PM
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Re: I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
is this even legal?
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U get happy ending?
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Re: I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
U get happy ending?
 Quoting: REEEEEEEEEEborn


I didnt want a happy ending, I just wanted a massage, but anyways he/she agreed to stay and have a few drinks.

You need to understand, I was pretty out of it by the time she came.
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 Quoting: REEEEEEEEEEborn


this wasn't some shady massage, its a well known app for professional massages.
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Happy ending........

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Well known phone app for massages?
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RSgaythrd1
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there is nothing gay about it. I am trying to tell you about my experience.
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I am going to try and go to school for massage therapy. I am very good with my hands.
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Well known phone app for massages?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


yes, very well known. its 100% certified masseuse therapist. They don't do any weird shit.
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Well known phone app for massages?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


yes, very well known. its 100% certified masseuse therapist. They don't do any weird shit.
 Quoting: Kim Kong-Un


So massage therapists typically stick around for drinks?
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Not gay at all, I get it, a nearly naked man being rubbed up and down by a man in woman's clothes, not gay at all, I stand corrected.
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08/02/2018 07:33 PM
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Re: I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
Well known phone app for massages?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


yes, very well known. its 100% certified masseuse therapist. They don't do any weird shit.
 Quoting: Kim Kong-Un


So massage therapists typically stick around for drinks?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Yes, boo. But they ain't very legitimate.
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Well known phone app for massages?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


yes, very well known. its 100% certified masseuse therapist. They don't do any weird shit.
 Quoting: Kim Kong-Un


So massage therapists typically stick around for drinks?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


well no, but maybe she/took a liking to me, who knows, but she told me that she will come back up after putting away her massage table that she brought up with her to my room.

I asked her about how the job works, and its kind of like uber, she works when she wants. So in uber you can cancel people near you or turn it off, and she can accept what she wants to work ect...
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Not gay at all, I get it, a nearly naked man being rubbed up and down by a man in woman's clothes, not gay at all, I stand corrected.
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I didn't know she was trans until it was too late...
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Not gay at all, I get it, a nearly naked man being rubbed up and down by a man in woman's clothes, not gay at all, I stand corrected.
 Quoting: 0000001


I didn't know she was trans until it was too late...
 Quoting: Kim Kong-Un


When she pulled it out?


or



when she put it in?
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Re: I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
Well known phone app for massages?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


yes, very well known. its 100% certified masseuse therapist. They don't do any weird shit.
 Quoting: Kim Kong-Un


So massage therapists typically stick around for drinks?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Yes, boo. But they ain't very legitimate.
 Quoting: MadDawgz


tounge

I didn't think so.
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Re: I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
Not gay at all, I get it, a nearly naked man being rubbed up and down by a man in woman's clothes, not gay at all, I stand corrected.
 Quoting: 0000001


I didn't know she was trans until it was too late...
 Quoting: Kim Kong-Un


How did you figure it out? What did "he-she" do? Did they break if off in your ass when you got the bill?
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Barry and Rahm's Back Ballet huh Sally? Faggot
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waitwhat
rofl5
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Re: I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
Not gay at all, I get it, a nearly naked man being rubbed up and down by a man in woman's clothes, not gay at all, I stand corrected.
 Quoting: 0000001


I didn't know she was trans until it was too late...
 Quoting: Kim Kong-Un


How did you figure it out? What did "he-she" do? Did they break if off in your ass when you got the bill?
 Quoting: MadDawgz


well here is the thing my 2 friends came back to the hotel, and they fell for it too. Mind you we have been partying and drinking all day/night, and they got fooled.
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Re: I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
one of my regrets is buying this he/she a bottle of wine from the hotel bar downstairs.
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Re: I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..
Not gay at all, I get it, a nearly naked man being rubbed up and down by a man in woman's clothes, not gay at all, I stand corrected.
 Quoting: 0000001


I didn't know she was trans until it was too late...
 Quoting: Kim Kong-Un


How did you figure it out? What did "he-she" do? Did they break if off in your ass when you got the bill?
 Quoting: MadDawgz


well here is the thing my 2 friends came back to the hotel, and they fell for it too. Mind you we have been partying and drinking all day/night, and they got fooled.
 Quoting: Kim Kong-Un


Man, I've been borderline alcohol poisoning back in my college days and I've never been so drunk that I couldn't tell the difference.
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I didn't know she was trans until it was too late...
 Quoting: Kim Kong-Un


How did you figure it out? What did "he-she" do? Did they break if off in your ass when you got the bill?
 Quoting: MadDawgz


well here is the thing my 2 friends came back to the hotel, and they fell for it too. Mind you we have been partying and drinking all day/night, and they got fooled.
 Quoting: Kim Kong-Un


Man, I've been borderline alcohol poisoning back in my college days and I've never been so drunk that I couldn't tell the difference.
 Quoting: MadDawgz


YES, same with me, I thought I could never get duped like this, I mean he/she was wearing leggings...
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I am going to try and go to school for massage therapy. I am very good with my hands.
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I'm sure that your penis would vouch for you