I ordered a legit massage from a well known phone app for massages..

yes I chose FEMALE on the app.

im a straight male asked for a female masseuse on the app... they sent a trans.....

Did you give her a happy ending?

lol. nope but I couldn't tell at first, so I offered her to stay at my hotel room and have a few drinks

is this even legal?

U get happy ending?

I didnt want a happy ending, I just wanted a massage, but anyways he/she agreed to stay and have a few drinks.

You need to understand, I was pretty out of it by the time she came.

this wasn't some shady massage, its a well known app for professional massages.

Happy ending........

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Well known phone app for massages?

there is nothing gay about it. I am trying to tell you about my experience.

I am going to try and go to school for massage therapy. I am very good with my hands.

yes, very well known. its 100% certified masseuse therapist. They don't do any weird shit.

So massage therapists typically stick around for drinks?

Not gay at all, I get it, a nearly naked man being rubbed up and down by a man in woman's clothes, not gay at all, I stand corrected.

Yes, boo. But they ain't very legitimate.

well no, but maybe she/took a liking to me, who knows, but she told me that she will come back up after putting away her massage table that she brought up with her to my room.

I asked her about how the job works, and its kind of like uber, she works when she wants. So in uber you can cancel people near you or turn it off, and she can accept what she wants to work ect...

I didn't know she was trans until it was too late...

When she pulled it out?


or



when she put it in?

I didn't think so.

How did you figure it out? What did "he-she" do? Did they break if off in your ass when you got the bill?

well here is the thing my 2 friends came back to the hotel, and they fell for it too. Mind you we have been partying and drinking all day/night, and they got fooled.

one of my regrets is buying this he/she a bottle of wine from the hotel bar downstairs.

Man, I've been borderline alcohol poisoning back in my college days and I've never been so drunk that I couldn't tell the difference.

YES, same with me, I thought I could never get duped like this, I mean he/she was wearing leggings...

I'm sure that your penis would vouch for you

Name the app, or I declare B.S.