Username readings.

Already know. I’m a space cadet diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

me please

Hello OP can i play please? Thanks

Your price range is
quite strange; it's
pretty strange; it's
plenty strange; it's
bloody strange; it's
fucking strange; you're
fucking prices for these
fucking braces; you
fucking racists; are you
fucking crazy?

FAKE!

I do say "are you fuckin crazy"? Alot. Prices are way too high. Reverse racism IS pissing me off. My price is: "free to good home". No more braces!

LoL

Is that a 45 degree angle or a 135 degree angle?
I was in social engineering, thank god, and not physical engineering.

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So are you in love with a guy?
Are you spiritual and looking for ways to guide your life using astrology etc?
Anything with poems or music?

It varies depending on which direction the astral winds are blowing.

Try me :)

Well, I won't get specific, but there are some things that were very accurate in it. I do look for ways to guide my life, but it's because it feels so out of control in a lot of ways.

a warning sign
i wanna die
all of the time

That part, I have no idea because I have never felt that way. I don't know what that means.

Well, he spies on you. He's aware of you. You are following him by staying away from him and he's grateful.

You are taking the path of least resistance and in your way that is surrender to God. The pious say Islam is the natural religion of all creation. Maybe Islam is the heart of all religion. Twelve steppers with their higher power may as well be chanting allahu akhbar. It's the same.

How about doing a reading of me, danjan.

OK...give it a go if you still doing this. Thanks.

Tard

Don't be rude. August is ragweed season, all the psychics get a histamine high and one by one they deplete histamine and some hear voices. The moon was very bright last night too. So we get a lot of religious questions and suchlike.

No.
Not in love with a guy.

I'm building a toy... a prototype of a rocket that can fly up to the top of the air cushion before it... anyways that's kinda top secret stuff.

got all the ideas of all the spirits inside me, it seems... plus a few extras.

I'm not greedy either... watch:

I hereby give Jeff Bezos the idea where the concept is that you take physical energy from the parachute, and convert it into stored energy in the form of letting a cord out at the point of force when the chute kicks in.

The cord winds a whatever-ma-bob, and when you get to the almost ground, you use some of that stored energy to climb back up the cord giving yourself a landing that feels like a million dollars savings in rock scuffs.

but i have to get back to my poetry.

oh yeah, i'll get to everyone. slowly. every one.
at least one per day.

i want more... something.

This is my first reply to a thread as I found it interesting. If you find the time please respond.

This Littlepixie is really enjoying this thread and awaits with eager anticipation for a reading.

Keep up the great work OP.

this is absolutely straight in Libre Office Writer. sorry for the bad translation.

I;
as;
yet;
not;
can;
pay;
this;
less;
that;
puff;
puff;
puff;
stop;
pass;
stuff;
them;
good;
costs;
much;
at last;
forgot;
messy;
asking;
the pot;
the best;
the past;
original;
the pest;
actually;
the pots;
magical;
positive;
because;
possibly;
the pot's;
i believe;
having a;
I believe;
has to be;
inherited;
but that's;
awesome;
masterful;
questions;
indirectly;
as you go;
as you do;
prosecute;
when you;
depressed;
hard to be;
absolutely;
inherently;
hegemony;
my money;
you offend;
the pot's in;
the pasture;
I'll be your;
my vehicle;
and gerbils;
and Sherpa;
compatible;
helping me;
healthy too;
i'll be there;
I'll be there;
what a gem;
been busted;
helping you;
in Germany;.
the decision;
but possibly;
fucking jerk;
comfortable;.
oh my Jesus;
good soldier;
the passages;.
the Passover;
their passive;.
and germans;
but Basinger;.
the packages;
is brand new;.
but not sober;.
he was a jerk;
good sojourn;
the prostitute;
it's a banshee;.
and Germans;
looking good;
depresses me;
i was a gerbil;
good soldiers;.
with pleasure;
a muscle jerk;.
it's a bad deal;
the passenger;.
if i was a jerk;
the procedure;
and cherubim;.
the fat soldier;.
it's brand new;
good decision;
singe our buts;.
for past injury;
but that's over;.
the top soldier;
but he's a gem;.
you're a friend;
the best singer;.
my new friend;.
but i sure hope;
they're passive;
the action here;
the left blinker;.
what a journey;
had past injury;
the lesson here;.
the cops'll care;.
I'm demanding;
the guy's a jerk;
I'm your friend;.
they're positive;
the pot soldiers;
the cars in gear;
the muscle jerk;
depressing jerk;
the puzzle here;
the past danger;.
cops have been;
the custom jerk;.
pull that trigger;
the car's in gear;
it's a bad dream;
if the passenger;
and i was a jerk;
I'm really lucky;
the prosecutor's;
good procedure;
the cars insured;.
the muscle shirt;
the fucking jerk;
you will be fine;
the pot's in here;.
the press is here;.
the passion here;
the passing gear;
i wasn't sure but;
it's a bad feeling;
i'll let you know;
they hassled her;
I'm really happy;.
that's in German;
the packs secure;
man, you offend;
this asshole here;
the path's secure;.
the pot's in there;.
they passed over;.
i wasn't sure, but;
they'll be so sure;
the pack's secure;
the press insured;.
I wasn't sure, but;.
some jerk soldier;.
the pack's in here;
but not so sure of;
everyone's happy;.
completely funny;
the cops will care;.
i feel comfortable;
there'll be closure;.
were passing here;
how'd you do that;.
you look fabulous;
there's action here;.
a pleasant journey;.
we're passing here;.
with the passenger;
the cops don't care;
well, that's terrible;
but what a journey;
go with the soldier;
if the pot's in there;.
a brand new friend;.
they're fuckin' sure;
they've hassled her;
anything's possible;.
but that's no sheriff;
when you offended;.
with the pot soldier;
then you're a friend;
glad you're a friend;
asked me questions;
get your ass in gear;.
go with the soldiers;.
they're fucking sure;
they're passing here;.
they're puzzled here;
you're a muscle jerk;.
the best in Germany;.
i believe you're high;.
but the cops are here;.
the cops took care of;
the pot's in Germany;.
everything you touch;
some German soldier;.
thought i was a gerbil;.
but the pack's in there;.
everything he's typing;.
we will find you a pen;.
that's completely fuzzy;.
if the cops weren't here;.
how could it be healthy;.
prosecuted the prostitute;.
we will find you a friend;.
but i salute the passenger;.
the passenger of Basinger;.
the passenger was Basinger;.
how do you think he's typing;.
you look fine, but that soldier;.
they prosecuted the prostitute;.
they've isolated the passenger;
the cops injured the passenger;
he wasn't sure if i was a gerbil;
the passenger is Kim Basinger;
Kim Basinger is the passenger;
they better get their ass in gear;
the cops invaded the passenger;
man, you offend with your pen;
he wasn't sure of the passenger;
he wasn't sure of the messenger;
they've all saluted the passenger;
the passenger hit the passing gear;
I wasn't sure, but that's in German;
the bad soldier with Kim Basinger;
they're taking care of the passenger;
the car's insured, but the pack's in here;
the cops don't care if the passenger is Basinger;

Last Edited by Yidna on 08/05/2018 08:42 PM

THAAAAAAANKS OP IT WAS FUNNY

I'm normal

I'm going ballistic.
I don't want to loose you.

My door's open; fix it.

I know I'm a little fixated.
My daughter's only sixteen.
Adorable and sexy.
Adorable little pixie.

Adorable little pig, see.
I draw all the little pig teeth.
Adorable little pig teeth.

a door will open
a door of a mountain
adorable mountain
a door of a hill
a door of a lump
adorable lump
a door will open
a door of a little pixie.
adorable little pixie.

I'm normal

I'm going ballistic.
I don't want to loose you.

My door's open; fix it.

I know I'm a little fixated.
My daughter's only sixteen.
Adorable and sexy.
Adorable little pixie.

Adorable little pig, see.
I draw all the little pig teeth.
Adorable little pig teeth.

a door will open
a door of a mountain
adorable mountain
a door of a hill
a door of a lump
adorable lump
a door will open
a door of a little pixie.
adorable little pixie.

Every day the clock is ticking.
Every day the sky is falling.
Everything is still fantastic.
Every day the film industry...
everything is so disgusting.
Everything is filled with filth, and
everything is ill produced, and
everything that you produce:
Interesting, but not productive.

Everything is still fantastic.

You could make it so fantastic.
You could make it so successful.
You could make this beautiful, and
every day the clock is ticking.
And you could make it useful.
And you could make it youthful.
And every day the clock is ticking;
every day the sky is falling.
This will end this conversation0.0434783

If you like this
information
you could stay tuned
to this station
you will be
directed to
a million dollar
institution.

it's predictive
it's ridiculous
if you give your kids incentive, they will build as many inventions, as it takes to fill a convention center.
They could build build a famous engine. They could make a hundred billion. They could make a trillion.

Invent and click.
A billion kids
inventing things and
getting credit;
patents pending.

It's selective.
It's restrictive.
It's consistent:
it's conjecture
if contested.

This is not a new religion.
This is just communication.
This is just conspiracy.
Nothing but conspiracy.
This is just a stupid mischief.
This is just a stupid mystic.
This is not what we predicted.
Everything that we predicted
was completely fucking twisted.

Everything is so suspicious.
Everything is so delicious.
Everything is so deceiving,
and the truth is so relieving.

Guess I'm Hitler;
Yes, I'm Hitler.
Hitler's Yidna;
Yidna's Hitler.
Guess I'll kill
a million kids.

just
kidding

Danke; danke; danke, thank you.

This kid is gifted with this, and this, and this, and it's just a suggestion, but it has come to our attention that you've got a nice invention that we know you never mention.

Dock it.
Lock it.
It's money in your pocket.
Kids like it...
Invention Engine.
Ingenious little kids.
can invent just anything,
patent's pending,
understanding:
That's incentive.

Last Edited by Yidna on 08/07/2018 12:30 AM

Thank you so much, that was definitely worth the wait.

Incoming green for you.

Thank you.

I appleogize... it was small. but it did seem complete.

I'll finish up mine, and get to the next person right away.

this is the only thing i'm doing this week... readings... poems... evp... audio looping... username looping.

here's the rest of my own:


ya toke
ya talk
ya toke
ya talk
you tell
yourself

yidna

ya bet-
ter get
those kids
a bet-
ter type
of ghet-
to

ya talk
you tell
yourself
you'd sell
yourself

yidna

better
get those
kids a
a decent
piece of
paper
pencils
give those
kids a
decent
edu-
cation


you told
yourself
you'd kill
yourself

yidna

you're coast
to coast
to coast
to coast

you told yourself
you'd build yourself
you told yourself you'd make yourself youthful.

you told yourself
you'd give yourself
you told yourself you'd make yourself useful.

it's confusion
his contusion
has polluted
the kid's medulla.
his conclusion
is contingent
it's been changing
it's changing
it's been changing
this is crazy
it's been changing
it's amazing
most amazing
just amazing
you're amazing
you can write as fast as i can talk
his conclusion is contingent; its changing; its stringent

Last Edited by Yidna on 08/06/2018 10:55 PM

Do me please!