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I've smuggled some dildos in me day...
but this one... well, they just don't make handbags big enough

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Careful. Your guts will fall out when you sneeze.
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 Quoting: Opie Juan Jabroni


sss
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Careful. Your guts will fall out when you sneeze.
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:sss:
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:momsdildo:
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butthurt yoda
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sss
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momsdildo
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cruise
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LOL! How did this get pinned?
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Mmmmm
 Quoting: The Natural Order


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afro

Guess what the penetrator is going to use on the anomaly tonight?

WOOP!
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 Quoting: ODO


LOL! How did this get pinned?
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A man is working a a dildo store, when a Bald Girl walks in. She asks him how much for the black dildo? He replies $50 for the black one, $50 for the white one. She leaves without purchasing anything.

A Ginger walks in and asks him how much for the white dildo? He replies $50 for the white one, $50 for the black one. she doesnt buy anything.

A blonde enters the store and asks him how much for a dildo? He answers $50 for a black one, $50 for a white one. Then she asks how much for the plaid one on the shelf behind him? He says oh thats a very special one, thats $450. She buys it.

At closing, the manager walk in and asks the man how much he sold.

The man said no dildos but I sold your thermos for $450!

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Mmmmm
 Quoting: The Natural Order


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afro

Guess what the penetrator is going to use on the anomaly tonight?

WOOP!
 Quoting: Buttermint Breadifly


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 Quoting: ODO


LOL! How did this get pinned?
 Quoting: Buttermint Breadifly


A man is working a a dildo store, when a Bald Girl walks in. She asks him how much for the black dildo? He replies $50 for the black one, $50 for the white one. She leaves without purchasing anything.

A Ginger walks in and asks him how much for the white dildo? He replies $50 for the white one, $50 for the black one. she doesnt buy anything.

A blonde enters the store and asks him how much for a dildo? He answers $50 for a black one, $50 for a white one. Then she asks how much for the plaid one on the shelf behind him? He says oh thats a very special one, thats $450. She buys it.

At closing, the manager walk in and asks the man how much he sold.

The man said no dildos but I sold your thermos for $450!

[link to www.killsometime.com]
 Quoting: THE GRAND INQUISIDOR


laugh
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Tell us more, about these dildos.
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LOL! How did this get pinned?
 Quoting: Buttermint Breadifly


A man is working a a dildo store, when a Bald Girl walks in. She asks him how much for the black dildo? He replies $50 for the black one, $50 for the white one. She leaves without purchasing anything.

A Ginger walks in and asks him how much for the white dildo? He replies $50 for the white one, $50 for the black one. she doesnt buy anything.

A blonde enters the store and asks him how much for a dildo? He answers $50 for a black one, $50 for a white one. Then she asks how much for the plaid one on the shelf behind him? He says oh thats a very special one, thats $450. She buys it.

At closing, the manager walk in and asks the man how much he sold.

The man said no dildos but I sold your thermos for $450!

[link to www.killsometime.com]
 Quoting: THE GRAND INQUISIDOR


laugh
 Quoting: Buttermint Breadifly

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OP has had one-too-many whacks to the head with his Moms overused Dildo...

I tried to tell her to use a rolled-up newspaper, or a spray bottle of water, but she insisted that the Dildo to the head, and time-outs in the basement, were the only effective tools.
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Sorry England takes the cake on this one


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Tell us more, about these dildos.
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Well, I got a "normal" size blue one, that new one which is huge and purple, and an expensive pink "rabbit"
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rofl
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Well, I got a "normal" size blue one, that new one which is huge and purple, and an expensive pink "rabbit"
 Quoting: Buttermint Breadifly


You naughty girl, you need a good spanking.
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this reminds me of that one thread chuckle

Thread: Cookie dough can explodes in woman's vagina while shoplifting

First thing I thought when I read that was, "WOW I bet that feels good!"
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Sorry England takes the cake on this one


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YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
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Wow it's like a godzirra dildo
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I thought it was a Suppository that dropped out of London's Ass..
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YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
 Quoting: jake


I thought it was a Suppository that dropped out of London's Ass..
 Quoting: THE GRAND INQUISIDOR


I asked my wife, what does this remind you of?


She said, "Something a man would build???"

Last Edited by Slowly awakening on 08/04/2018 10:36 AM
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

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Tell us more, about these dildos.
 Quoting: The Natural Order


Well, I got a "normal" size blue one, that new one which is huge and purple, and an expensive pink "rabbit"
 Quoting: Buttermint Breadifly


You naughty girl, you need a good spanking.
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Yep! afro

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YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
 Quoting: jake


I thought it was a Suppository that dropped out of London's Ass..
 Quoting: THE GRAND INQUISIDOR


I asked my wife, what does this remind you of?


She said, "Something a man would build???"
 Quoting: jake


Wise Wife..
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Murphy is my patron Saint.
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