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I've smuggled some dildos in me day...

 
jake

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Sorry England takes the cake on this one


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Little country, big penis envy?
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Tell us more, about these dildos.
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Well, I got a "normal" size blue one, that new one which is huge and purple, and an expensive pink "rabbit"
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You naughty girl, you need a good spanking.
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Yep! afro

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Well, I got a "normal" size blue one, that new one which is huge and purple, and an expensive pink "rabbit"
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You naughty girl, you need a good spanking.
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Yep! afro

ltana
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whip
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Can't stand it anymore, I'm going to bed!
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You naughty girl, you need a good spanking.
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Yep! afro

ltana
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whip
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Can't stand it anymore, I'm going to bed!
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Give yourself a nice rub. :)
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Feeling a nice twinge
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but this one... well, they just don't make handbags big enough

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So, are you saying that you got a new dildo today that is larger than your other dildos?
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butthurt yoda
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lol
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your mom's tampon is ready


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Yep! afro

ltana
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whip
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Can't stand it anymore, I'm going to bed!
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Give yourself a nice rub. :)
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I did! :D

Sweet Dreams
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Thanks, you too! I hardly remember them today, too much fun last night I guess.

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but this one... well, they just don't make handbags big enough

trumpyuuuge
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So, are you saying that you got a new dildo today that is larger than your other dildos?
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YES

Picture a beer bottle...
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your mom's tampon is ready


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LOL!
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08/04/2018 11:33 PM
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whip
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Can't stand it anymore, I'm going to bed!
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Give yourself a nice rub. :)
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I did! :D

Sweet Dreams
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Thanks, you too! I hardly remember them today, too much fun last night I guess.

hugs
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It was fun to watch johnny
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Can't stand it anymore, I'm going to bed!
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Give yourself a nice rub. :)
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I did! :D

Sweet Dreams
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Thanks, you too! I hardly remember them today, too much fun last night I guess.

hugs
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It was fun to watch johnny
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tee hee hee!

kiss I love you!
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08/04/2018 11:36 PM
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I've never even seen a dildo
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your mom's tampon is ready


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I've never even had a dildo
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What about a vibrator?

I'm technically calling it the wrong word, as dildos have balls and don't vibrate.
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I've never even had a dildo
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What about a vibrator?

I'm technically calling it the wrong word, as dildos have balls and don't vibrate.
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i learned something new on GLP today, yay~

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I've never even had a dildo
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What about a vibrator?

I'm technically calling it the wrong word, as dildos have balls and don't vibrate.
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No not one of those either. I've never owned a sex toy.

What's the best one?
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08/04/2018 11:58 PM
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I've never even had a dildo
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What about a vibrator?

I'm technically calling it the wrong word, as dildos have balls and don't vibrate.
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i learned something new on GLP today, yay~

hf
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yay! Yea it's a barrel of laughs for me to read reviews and stuff on sex toy websites chuckle
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I've never even had a dildo
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What about a vibrator?

I'm technically calling it the wrong word, as dildos have balls and don't vibrate.
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No not one of those either. I've never owned a sex toy.

What's the best one?
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Wow! Well you should definitely get a vibrator if you're a single woman. Even if you're not single! My man has me use it while we do the deed because he likes it when I have several orgasms to his one.

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