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If your 16 year old son said that he may like other boys, what will you tell him?

 
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I'd tell him the boys like him too.

The children in my family don't have sex until they are married and live in a different city. That's just how we naturally are.
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That’s fabulous!!

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1st question: who abused you son?
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Best thing to do is stick a broomstick so far up his rectum that nothing or no one will ever be allowed in again!
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That it's perverted and anti nature. Not in this House!
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Bullshit.
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That it's perverted and anti nature. Not in this House!
 Quoting: The Natural Order


Male dogs fuck male dogs...fuck up.
 Quoting: Aaaarc


Bullshit.
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The sexual deviant is probably into bestiality.
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The alpha dog don't give a fuck. He runs the pack!
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I guess by the grace of God I never had to have that happen to me. Who knows what they put in our food supply making so many of them.

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It's unnatural, I tell ya!
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Should we prove to ourselves about our sexuality? We make the fucking world go around!
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They would be booing us if we had a fucking voice in the matter!
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I'm sick but all in the right places.
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If you are a Christian then tell him the truth what the bible says but it is his choice.
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If you are a Christian then tell him the truth what the bible says but it is his choice.
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That's the go to.
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heard a joke about this..son says I may be gay...dad grinds up clam shells, sand, broken glass and jalapenos and puts them in a blender with OJ. Son says is that gonna cure me? Dad says maybe not..but it will sure as shit let you know what your asshole was made for
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heard a joke about this..son says I may be gay...dad grinds up clam shells, sand, broken glass and jalapenos and puts them in a blender with OJ. Son says is that gonna cure me? Dad says maybe not..but it will sure as shit let you know what your asshole was made for
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I'd sit him down and find a health insurance plan he can start now that covers AIDS and then put his entire college fund into it so he can live to see 30, maybe 40 with the current advances in medicine.

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I curse anyone who deletes this message or does anything to stop people from reading it! May it be undeleted and may all of the things that are mentioned in this happen to you, except for the baby stuff!

Dad, take your heart pills before you read this. Everything in here is what I would want someone to tell me if I asked that question or if I was your son.

First you need to understand kids are shy and understated. If he says he might like other boys it most likely means he has been pulling trains for the football team and the only reason he is telling you is because he wants to do it in your house.

After you catch your breath show him this reply.

Your dad cares for you and wants you to be happy.

There are some things you should consider in regards to sex of any kind including homosexual sex.

Pretty much the entire rest of the world is at war with us and we are loosing. They all want to not just destroy us but see us loose in the worst ways. They are trying really hard to spread disease, drug habits, and every form of counter-productive opinion and habit they can. Humans are not smart to begin with and they have done a lot to make us stupid both as a nation and as individuals.

Condoms have changed. They used to come in multiple sizes and they worked good to block diseases. The new ones come in one size because they are very stretchy. The reason they are very stretchy is because they are full of microscopic holes that let viruses through and probably smaller bacterial cells as well and pretty sure mycoplasma. It is not an accident. While we have a free market it also means NO ONE is paying attention. A lot of the food we import has massive quantities of shit mixed in it. NEVER eat anything imported from europe, central or south america, india, china, russia, etc. You can buy fecal bacteria test strips to test your food. DONT DRINK MUNICIPAL WATER ANYWHERE. Buy gallon jugs of water and test it.

50 percent of seven year olds have a sexually transmitted disease. Until recently (maybe still happening) 100% of 8 year olds had been raped at least once. 100% of adults in the US are infected with at least one STD. Many of these are spread from people kissing and sharing cigarette buts and eating food after each other. Statistics you see to the contrary are either outright lies or you are misreading them. That is real war. The stuff with guns and bullets is just to kill off people who are dumb enough to volunteer for it, or to do it in a hurry when you find a new oil reserve or a villiage of O negatives.

The health effects of diseases multiply. Backpackers sometimes joke that when you add weight to a backpack it does not sum, it multiplies. Its like that with diseases. Syhpilis is bad. Syph plus HIV = death. If you don't die from the disease you will kill yourself to escape the symptoms.

America's enemies want you to be gay and that is why you think about it so much. They make you think about it and you just don't realize it. They are good at that shit and no one teaches you to recognize it. They love the idea of turning strong tall american men into small bitches.

Orgasms make you weak and stop you from growing. With this in mind the communist party has recruited brainwashed and hypnotised large numbers of prostitutes- most of them redheads. They in turn are hypnotising you to have sex with them, with men, with anything that will give you a disease.

Learn what a gorka / gurkha looks like. They are from Nepal. If you see one in the united states he is bad. I mean bad like Darth Vader's evil uncle that Darth doesn't like to talk about. Walk away and keep walking away even when they try five or six times to stop you. Tell your dad. The same thing applies to Nepalese in general, but especially to gurkhas.

The USA is being invaded by south african blacks. They practice all maner of black magic, cannibalism, demonic posession, pimping, etc. and pretend to be christians, mostly baptists. When you see a white woman that likes blacks it is most likely because she is possessed by a black woman. Do not trust blacks even if you are one. Band together with anyone you can trust. You can trust no one. Sorry, I don't know what to tell you about that.

The USA is also being invaded by Khazars. They are from Turkey and are all possessed by Baal. Remember that thing about Vader? ... Khazars murdered those jews in WWII and blamed it on germans. They also pretended to be Jews to stir up shit. They are still pretending to be Jews. Jews are extinct. Its just Khazars and non-Khazars pretending to be Jews. About 30 percent of our military is Khazars.

When you feel an attraction to a woman she is hypnotizing you. Its not an accident that she happens to be standing in front of you. The swingers club or her pimp taught her that. Yes, even in your high school in the middle of the corn fields in Iowa. If you feel dizzy or tingly she is also stealing your life force. There are whores in kindergarten that do that shit. Don't think that because she is young and pretty she is ok.

These things are felonies. Look up what you are allowed to do to stop a felony. Tell your dad and have him call the police and file a police report against EVERY girl, guy, or anyone that does this or harasses you about it. Harassment is a form of stalking and is a felony. You should report it to the police. The police won't do anything because they are all controlled by communists as well, BUT the more you report it the less likely you are to go to prison when you have to kill someone to stop them from raping you or because they were trying to force their way in.

The police are required to mail you a form to make a police report. If they tell you that you have to come in to make a report MOVE OUT OF THAT COUNTY AND GET A LAWYER TO SUE THEM. DO NOT EVER ENTER A POLICE STATION FOR ANY REASON.

NEVER OPEN THE DOOR FOR ANYONE. STAY AWAY FROM THE DOOR WHEN PEOPLE KNOCK. They can hypnotize you through the door. (Life force manipulation is one way to hypnotize).

Anal sex is much more likely to spread disease than vaginal sex although in either case its better to give than to recieve.

This world is no place for children. DO NOT GET A GIRL PREGNANT. Many girls will rape you to get pregnant if they get the chance and let their other boyfriend rape the baby to death. Better to hear it from me than experience it. You do experience it when that happens.

If you see a woman who is very fat or has wide hips she has been eating babies. No exceptions. That is from a general in the army. You can take it to the bank.

Get a jar of lotion and a roll of paper towels and masturbate regularly so you don't get stupid and get a girl pregnant or get space herpes or some weird disease that makes your dick fall off or rots your asshole so you have to stay in bed all the time so your brown doesn't leak on the floor.

Dad, give your kid some money so he can buy a few differently sized dildos-extra long so he can hold onto them easy. Its better than getting aids. Also anything gay is better than getting a teen prostitute pregnant. Let him play with himself. DO NOT BUY THE DILDOS FOR YOUR KID. Apparently its ok if the school does it but if you do it they will take your kid and give him to a random stranger so he can be raped and pimped. Hooray communisim! Hide your didlos and lotion well so no one tampers with them.

Know that you are not required to open the door for the police. They might be allowed to kick it in but you don't have to open it. Buy an extra door and wood glue so you can fix it quick if it gets kicked in. Never trust that a cop is actually a cop and not a criminal dressed as a cop, even if he has a cop car. Also, even if he is a cop it does not mean he isn't also a criminal. If a cop makes eye contact with you consider calling 911. If he speaks to you, touches you, tries to pull your car over, or anything definitely call 911.

Make an agreement that there are to be NO guests of any kind in the house at all and the only exception is if dad approves and everyone in the house knows and approves 3 days in advance. If you see someone in the house that does not belong. RESPOND APPROPRIATELY. dad, explain it to him.

Learn about exorcism from every religion you have access to.

There you have it. A very small amount of the things the military should have told us and didn't. God help me for telling you. None of it is illegal but that does not mean much in Amerika.
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burnit this post is on fire! wow gurkhas even! i don't know much about those perhaps a thread is needed
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This guy is somewhat challenged, clearly needs help and keep in mind he referred to girls in kindergarten as being whores...

Gurkhas are a British military unit and are some hard as nails soldiers highly skilled and you don't want to go toe to toe with one, but they are highly respected and in turn are highly respectful and pose no danger to you, or anyone else who isn't an enemy combatant...


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tell him to get a tom boy lesbian as a girlfriend and get rid of that lavender scented detergent you are using.. it turns males into sterile fags !

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its his life let him live it love him support his choice. if he is gay then he is gay you cant change it. love is always the right choice .
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Homosexuality wouldnt be a sin if you didn't choose it
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It's a choice.
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I'd make him tell me who instilled these thoughts into his head and then I would remove them from the equation...permanently.
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This guy is somewhat challenged, clearly needs help and keep in mind he referred to girls in kindergarten as being whores...

Gurkhas are a British military unit and are some hard as nails soldiers highly skilled and you don't want to go toe to toe with one, but they are highly respected and in turn are highly respectful and pose no danger to you, or anyone else who isn't an enemy combatant...


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This guy is clearly an ignorant dumbass that can't read. If he had read the word "Nepal" He either would have known I was referring to the gurkha province in Nepal, or at least would have known to look up Nepal and get a clue. The British military unit originally consisted entirely of Gurkhas who, like everyone in Nepal and India, fucking love to fight.

And yes. There are whores in kindergarten you stupid piece of shit. Pay attention to something other than that snot you are eating.
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Thank God I don’t have to worry about it. He has a girlfriend. 5a
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I don't have kids. I love most all my family very much and keep close contact- even with my nutty (probably bi-polar) liberal sister. The only one I don't like is an aunt who is a very mean person. I wouldn't want to be estranged from a child, so I would try to accept it as best I could and talk to him about all my concerns- health wise- that affect gay men much more than others. I would have raised a child with my Christian beliefs, so they would know it wouldn't be in line with that when they told me. I would still love them and do the best I could with it. I wouldn't tell them- but it would break my heart.
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"Whatever floats your boat, faggot."
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I'd tell him the boys like him too.

The children in my family don't have sex until they are married and live in a different city. That's just how we naturally are.
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I think your children just might not be telling you the whole truth. Just a possibility. Hard to believe, I know, but some kids do actually lie to their parents sometimes.
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Setup a date for him with a nice young $1000 hr call girl. Tell her its her job to make absolutely sure he is left with a memory that he will never forget, and make sure all options are on the table. Multiple tables if necessary.

If he has the information, he can make an informed choice.
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I'm open minded but straight as a good pool table. Do you think a 1k girl could turn me?
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Well if you don't already know, then you have been living a lie. Try it, you might like it.