HAHAHA!!! I actually agree w/ this coming from NYT and suggest that upon the rewritten, revised spanking new version of our new Constitution that the very first fuckin' top line is appropriate modern lingo for our 'lost/missing 13th Amendment.'

For those too lazy to go look that up, here's link to what soooo many did NOT want to be ratified back in it's day....
[link to constitutioncenter.org (secure)]