Oh, forgive me, I put the rather strange additions of ‘touching’, ‘face touching’ & the like down to some form of Tourette’s but it appears there may be some method to the stupidity...........

Would you care to explain so as to facilitate myself clearing up this discombobulation?

........ but only if it’s free Wi-fi afternoon at the clinic, I wouldn’t expect you to eat into your data allowance for such explanations.