Statues Of The Gods?

Next, the word "fo" is obviously the
antecedent of the modern English word
"for," which is preserved even today in its
ancient "fo" form in some American
dialects. "Eutats" is unquestionably
related to the metallurgical term "eutectic",
from the Greek "eutektos," meaning
"easily melted." Yet the statue is made of
copper, and to whom is copper easily melt-
able? Certainly not to the ancient French,
unless they had the use of lasers! And not
even the most unscholarly archaeologist will
grant the ancient French the level of tech-
nology needed to construct lasers. The only
possible source of lasers that the French
could have had would have been from an-
other planet.

What of the last word, "eht"? This is, if
anything, even more extraordinary than my
preceding discoveries. This word is phone-
tically equivalent to "eight," in which you
will notice that the modern tongue has add-
ed the letters "ig" that remain, however,
unpronounced. (The non-scientific reader
will forgive me if I now indulge in some
mathematical intricacies.) Is it a mere coin-
cidence that, if you take the height of the
statue in cubits, multiply it by the weight of
the torch in ounces, and divide by "eight,"
you obtain the value of pi, the famous
mathematical constant, to 27 decimal
places? I think not!

As if this were not enough, there are 37
letters in "YTREBIL FO EUTATS EHT,"
and if you take 37 and multiply it by
"eight," you get 17. The astounding thing
about this number is that, if you take 17 and
multiply it by itself 17 times, you get the
distance to the nearest galaxy, measured in
light- furlongs! And toward where is the
rocket-like torch pointing? Toward the sky!

Thus, the designers of the statue con-
trived not only to document their existence,
but to tell us the precise location of their
home.

Finally, the deciphered inscription reads,
"And treble for easily melted eight." The
message was clear at last! As I beheld this
dazzling sentence, a voice inside my brain
said, ' 'You are the first human being ever to
understand the meaning of this message
from space. You are one smart son-of-a-
gun." A warm glow came over me.

(continued...)

I could write a book (and probably will)
about the innumerable precise measure-
ments of the statue that I have made. I could
astound,you with the fact that the length of
the statue's right thumb, measured in
inches, is exactly equal to the date of the first
landing on the Moon, when the date is
measured by counting the number of fortnights
since Augustus Caesar's first wife's birthday,
provided that one subtracts out the
number of lunar eclipses that have occurred
since the construction of the Great Sphinx.

Or, I could tell you about the remarkable
relationship between the height above sea
level of the statue's right upper
eyelid, measured in centimeters at
low tide on April 28, 1953,
and the average distance between the
fifth and eighth satellites of Saturn,
measured in units of the diameter of
Stonehenge.

Naturally, scientific logic demands that I
mention independent lines of evidence to
support my thesis. Once I had solved the
major problem of deciphering the statue's
inscription (which modesty prevents me
from comparing to the deciphering of the
Rosetta Stone), the ever-helpful voice inside
my head said, "Many seemingly unrelated
facts are closely connected with the alien
origin of the Statue of Liberty, kid."

Consider the Eiffel Tower. Is it just a
coincidence that this gigantic structure is
also attributed to the French? Yet the Statue
of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower are 21 ,000
miles apart! Are we to believe that the
ancient French were capable of shooting the
Eiffel Tower all the way from America to
France and landing it with pinpoint
accuracy in the precise center of Paris?
Highly improbable.

And then there is the curious
phenomenon of the bottle. You see them everywhere
in France: in cafes, in restaurants, in bars.
Why are the French so obsessed with
rocket-shaped bottles? Is this the ancestral
memory of an ancient astronaut's visit?
And why are they so fond of bread in the
very same cigar-shaped form frequently reported
by UFO observers? And is it not
extraordinary that the cheese which the
French incessantly eat was once thought to
be the material of which the Moon was
made?! And is the reason that Napoleon
was never painted with his left hand exposed
that it was, in reality, an alien tentacle?

On top of this mountain of evidence,
there exists a remarkable oral tradition in a
poem from Canada, where — significantly
— French is still spoken:

"The Northern Lights have seen strange sights
But the strangest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
When I cremated Sam Magee."
- From "The Cremation of Sam Magee", by Robert Service

The mention of Northern Lights is
particularly significant, because they
are electromagnetic phenomena such as
would accompany an antigravity machine.

Furthermore, all over North America,
there is the strange phenomenon of the
so-called baseball diamond. These precise,
geometrical figures are found in every city
and town, aligned with frightening preci-
sion with respect to the positions of the
stars. Their shapes are quite unapparent to
an observer on the ground, and are only
evident to orbiting spacecraft.
The only possible explanation
is that they were built with
the aid of lasers, to serve as landing fields
for ancient astronauts. (It has not escaped
my attention that the number of letters in
the word "baseball" is our old magic
"eight." And observe that "baseball" may
be rearranged to form the phrase "lab
base." Need I say more?)

Despite the overwhelming evidence,
established scientists continue to deny my
theories. Just to give one particularly
blatant example, consider this: I removed a
rock from inside the BMT subway system in
New York City (at great peril to myself, I
might add). A scientist told me that that
rock is at least three billion years old.

Yet a ruthless conspiracy among scientific men
and women insists on concealing the fact
that the New York subway system was built
more than three billion years ago.

I have outlined just some of the data that
I have accumulated in my extensive world
travels. I investigated many historical cities,
innumerable museums and several jail cells.
I interviewed thousands of scholars, sci-
entists, engineers and bartenders. Here, I
have only hinted at the mysteries revealed
by the infallible voice in the back of my
mind. In my next best-seller, I will not only
provide further documentation, but will
also discuss startling new evidence I have
uncovered, proving that beings from the
star Alpheratz (which is Arabic for
The Little Mouse) landed in North Ameri-
ca 27,312 years ago— and constructed
Disneyland.

:alienkitteh:

Well? 'Splain it.

Everyone wants worship. Or wanted it. Joseph Smith,Ellen White,Pope Francis,Trump,Biden etc etc. Why in the hell does everyone think it’s Aliens.? My Lutheran mom wants worship for God sakes.

Because Earth was seeded by Extraterrestrials, and most ET's are humanoid and could be living around you and you wouldn't be able to tell a difference. We supposedly have 22 different ET DNA in our DNA.

Here's a video of how we were created supposedly.

Nope. The gods are fallen angels and you believe the lie. The Lie perpetrated 100% By government agencies or NASA. The same people that brought you Covid to take what rights you have left.

Oh the halls of Valhalla...

Hollywood also is in on it.

IKR