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Tune the Doom

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The bastard
sequestered
the pattern;
the traitor.
The pattern's
sequestered.
To plan two:
The plaintiff....
Gibraltar
to break in.
Expensive.
Let's break in.
W'cha gotta do....
T's American;
t's Jah-meri-cano....
D-'ja break in?
T's your prodigy.
'M so proud of you.
Jupiter 82.
Jupiter 82!
T's overridded you.
T's upbraided you.
T's located you.

What chu tryin'na tell me....

That cha gotta do
what cha gotta do.
Jupiter 82...
Jupiter; I need you.
Jupiter, you do
w't you're guided to.
Jupiter, I need your
sobriety too.
Sobriety pill...
Jill provided you....
Jupiter 82...
Jill provided you.
She provided two.
Jill berated you:
She provided two.

Jill was right again...
should've provided ten.

Chew provided two
Jill provided you...
Super Ninety-twos.
Two Four-Ninety-Twos.

Chewed provided two.

Jupiter 82
Jill put a radio tube
She provided two
Jill provided two81

Jupiter 82,
she'll provide a tool.
She'll put it right into
Jupiter 82.
She'll put brand new code
tripped with a radio tool,
w'ch'll bugger our new code,
so she'll put a random code.
She'll put it right into
Jupiter 82.

Completely entertained.24
Completely entertaining.23
Good people you've entertained.22
Good people you entertain.21

Truly Ecclesiastic training
Totally nuclear reactive training.
A completely electric shield.17/

ts'a bitter attitude

do what you gotta do; your prodigy;

give it 3 HOURS MORE OK?

Last Edited by Yidna on 09/07/2018 07:07 PM

Snorch

At your service;
it's our purpose;
it's our profession;
that's our confession.
That's our service;
that's our profession;
that's our purpose.
At your service.

At your service.
Pretty assertive.
The terms are tough.
Been to your circus.
Get to your service.
Victorious service.
Victory of Samothrace.
Victory of Senators.

Victorious Antichrist.
Victory of Santa Clause.
Victory of skeletons.
We'll get to your skeletons....
First we have some advice:
Victory you've celebrated.
Victory of someone's race.
Victory you've so abraded.

Victory of Sophists.
Factory of Sophists.
Fraternally somewhat racist.
Does that tarnish someone's relationship?

Last Edited by Yidna on 09/07/2018 08:51 PM

this is such a tough one because of so few syllables... will get back to.

Wow that’s a bizarre reading.

whoops... page reserved for DOOMY TUNES

Last Edited by Yidna on 09/07/2018 06:58 PM

Good evening. May I ask you for your answer ?

Hey OP. I remember enjoying your pink noise reading thread from way back.

Got goods for me?

Indeedy Aye.

Gobbeldygook.

I'll be back.
I'll get there.
I'll get back.
Ireland...
all of us
are like that.
I'll get back.
And in fact:
I'm at bat....

I'll get up.
I'll get that.
Aldo's up.
I'll get that.
Understand,
I have got
big respect.
Aldo's got
all of that.

I got that.



GO iRELAND!

Last Edited by Yidna on 09/07/2018 08:58 PM

Listen
I think
there's a
letter
listen:

Atten:
As if
there's a
person
listening
because
there's a
person
listening.
This is
fucked up
but it's
better
than ten,
Deafcat;
Dachau
Death Camp
desk lamp
destiny.

Defcat...
that sounded
desperate...
definately
different.

Defcat's
Death Camp's
Death Valley
South Cali.

Defcat's
desperate.
They've caught
Death Camp
desk lamps.

Guess what...
they've caught
Defcat....

Guess not.

Best not
describe
Defcat
as a
Death Camp
Desk Lamp.

Last Edited by Yidna on 09/07/2018 10:09 PM

me please

Hopefully it's
good for your
health, and it's
good for your
teeth, and it's
good for your
taste buds.
This is good
chemistry.
This is good
practice.

wE'RE MORE THAN JUST LUMPS OF CLAY
wE'VE BEEN THROUGH THE FIRE AND WE'RE BASICALLY ROCKS.
wE HARDEN RESISTING CHANGE.
iT'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE THE SAME.

but seriously

We're serious
with Siri, yet
we're sneering at
listeria:
a serious
bacteria.
We're serious
with Syria,
while sneering at
bacteria...
mysterious
listeria...
mischievous
bacteria....
Quite serious.

We here ya!
We fear your
listeria.
We feel your
hysteria
with Syria,
but seriously...
Sirians...
we seriously
fear your atmo-
sphere. You have to experience,
but seriously speaking,
we're staring at the ceiling,
and it's really a good feeling.

We're serious.
We're Sirians.
We're curious.


;

Last Edited by Yidna on 09/08/2018 02:43 PM

go for it.

Can you read my username?

We'll supply the
music lines;
real Swiss ones;
real civilized.
We'll specialize.
We'll have security
real secure
at the door.
That seems to work.
We'll make blood.
Real fake blood.
Real thick blood.
We'll supply
private art:
Basically you're
crucified.

We have six skewers
all secured...
basically the
real Mccoy.

Basically they're
with the authorities
waiting for the....

Really restored.
Early restore.
Really just so happy
they're really restored.

We'll switch blood to
real Swiss blood.
We'll charge blood
for real Swiss blood.

Real Swiss get
real twisted.

Last Edited by Yidna on 09/08/2018 04:47 PM

Dreaming's almost like heaven.

Each
gate
is
discerned
deserved.
Dissertated.
This office
is open.
The Serpent
has opened
his office.
Desert place.
Basic face.
Disgrace.
Business
is expected.

This is the Christ.
It's his disguise.
This is his face.
This is his place.

This was his desert.
Egypt was his desert.
Recognize his face.

Last Edited by Yidna on 09/08/2018 06:33 PM

To how G hot the Power of Light or the C in the world of G

: )

Thank you.

Wow! What a reading! So much blood! Thank you again for taking your time.

as it turned out.. he was watching trump while he did that reading.

Last Edited by T-Man on 09/08/2018 05:53 PM

...give it your best shot

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Ten minutes geraniums won't last.
Godlike assures that it will pass.
Get your tomatoes in fast.
Ten minutes, trailer won't last.
Ten minute tornado's on the path.
Ten minutes they say that it will pass.
Ten minutes trailer will be flat.

Get in that trailer Michelle.
Can that trailer withstand?
Can the trailer resist?

Damn, that tomatoe's delicious.
Can the tomatoes Michelle!

Gimme a chance.
Get my tools.
Gimme a toke.
Delicious.




Last Edited by Yidna on 09/09/2018 02:46 AM

Poor you Op what a mess reading usernames in such a bizarre fashion making zero sense with your own head on tilt and a hat backwards yet you expect to be taken seriously...

Meh.. thanks for the effort, but must have been 'reading' someone else.

Not even a TINY bit religious, but thanks.

Actually reading the sounds in the username, and not the actual user... unless you picked a really apropos username.

Woman! stand down.

Would you like a reading of the sounds of your username?... nothing to do with you just what op hears in the syllables you provide.

great names end up with great poems.

that's how you know if you have picked a great name.