Damn your right OP!
It would be almost impossible for a regular person to accomplish half the things ole McCain has accomplished in a lifetime.
Most people would not cheat on their wife and then leave her after she has a horrible car accident!
Most people will never know what it feels like to kill half an air craft carrier crew and almost sink the entire fucking ship then have it covered up by their own father.
Most people would never give in to the enemy after being shot down and rat all that classified info so they could sell out their own country. Most people would never be allowed to crash 3 multi million dollar fighter jets and end up getting rewarded with metals instead of being court martial. Most people will never get the chance to push their own country into a war with half the fucking planet. Most people will never stand in front of the world and sing songs about bombing other Iran. Most of all, most people will never get to walk around with big fat ass cum filled cheeks storing the sperm of all the middle east greatest terrorist scum.
Most people will not ever have a reserved front row seat in hell. What a special person. Hard to match those lifetime goals (and not die of old age at Gitmo)