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I like night shifts

 
Magna Cacca
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I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Pretty fucking desperate to "fap" at work lol whats your height and weight!


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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Are you in Congress?
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Pretty fucking desperate to "fap" at work lol whats your height and weight!


 Quoting: Q33


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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Pretty fucking desperate to "fap" at work lol whats your height and weight!


 Quoting: Q33


This ain’t a hookup site for fags ya homo..
 Quoting: Opie Juan Jabroni


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Pretty fucking desperate to "fap" at work lol whats your height and weight!


 Quoting: Q33


Fapping is good for you and I can't bring hookers to a refinery control room. I may be a slacker and an unmotivated worker, but I take security seriously.

My height and weight are my own business.
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Pretty fucking desperate to "fap" at work lol whats your height and weight!


 Quoting: Q33


Fapping is good for you and I can't bring hookers to a refinery control room. I may be a slacker and an unmotivated worker, but I take security seriously.

My height and weight are my own business.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


LOL this is the best fucking site in the world!
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Are you in Congress?
 Quoting: Drei Hund Nacht


Nah. I work at a chemical plant (refinery in SE USA) and my job is to keep an eye on the process so that the plant doesn't explode. At least that's the idea. There are so many automated interlocks and safeguards that I am not really needed. I am here because laws and regulations require human presence.
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09/07/2018 04:14 AM
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Re: I like night shifts
I had a job like that... Was pretty kick ass.

Nobody there to deal with their b.s
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09/07/2018 05:31 AM

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Re: I like night shifts
There. Just had a nice little nap. The plant didn't explode and everything's in the green, except that one bypass valve which has been offline since June.
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09/07/2018 05:34 AM

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Re: I like night shifts
11-7 best shift.

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Re: I like night shifts
11-7 best shift.

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Yeah. Nice and quiet. Nobody's around and telling you to do something. Of course, if the plant suddenly goes crazy or we get intruders (believe or not, but we have been given a class on what to do in case of a terrorist attack lol) it's another matter.

Last Edited by Magna Cacca on 09/07/2018 05:39 AM
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Re: I like night shifts
There is one downside, though. GLP gets awfully quiet at this time.
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09/07/2018 06:01 AM
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


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09/07/2018 06:03 AM

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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Are you in Congress?
 Quoting: Drei Hund Nacht


Nah. I work at a chemical plant (refinery in SE USA) and my job is to keep an eye on the process so that the plant doesn't explode. At least that's the idea. There are so many automated interlocks and safeguards that I am not really needed. I am here because laws and regulations require human presence.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Is that you, Homer..?
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Re: I like night shifts
11-7 best shift.

speedbanan
 Quoting: Galaxy500


Yeah. Nice and quiet. Nobody's around and telling you to do something. Of course, if the plant suddenly goes crazy or we get intruders (believe or not, but we have been given a class on what to do in case of a terrorist attack lol) it's another matter.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


I worked convenience stores. Many afraid to work in high risk areas or want to work alone at night. It’s great if working for a bitchy boss. Had one that walked in the door that way every morning. Got old.
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Re: I like night shifts
How do I get a job like yours?
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Pretty fucking desperate to "fap" at work lol whats your height and weight!


 Quoting: Q33


Fapping is good for you and I can't bring hookers to a refinery control room. I may be a slacker and an unmotivated worker, but I take security seriously.

My height and weight are my own business.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Good God. Well at least you don't work at a nuclear power plant.
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Pretty fucking desperate to "fap" at work lol whats your height and weight!


 Quoting: Q33


This ain’t a hookup site for fags ya homo..
 Quoting: Opie Juan Jabroni


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Re: I like night shifts
I do too :-)

Though, I don't fap, lol...

I seem to get more work done through the night, it's quieter and less busy...

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Re: I like night shifts
How do I get a job like yours?
 Quoting: Petridish33


Engineering degree and experience (well, one reference from my student days) in the chemical process technology, the balls to embellish your resume and ability to shamelessly sell yourself in the interview. That, and willingness to work the night shift (no family), too.
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Pretty fucking desperate to "fap" at work lol whats your height and weight!


 Quoting: Q33


Fapping is good for you and I can't bring hookers to a refinery control room. I may be a slacker and an unmotivated worker, but I take security seriously.

My height and weight are my own business.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Good God. Well at least you don't work at a nuclear power plant.
 Quoting: wtf richard


I trust in the automation more than myself. Yeah, I know myself so well that I wouldn't let myself work at a nuke plant.
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Re: I like night shifts
Ah. At work again. Watching the monitors, reading GLP and nothing else to do.
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Re: I like night shifts
I got suspend from work with full pay yesterday.
I am doing all that too5a
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


You fap?!! WTH...yea they are good cause ...well you got peace and you can blaze while watching the shooting stars. In the winter it kinda sucks, too cold to stand outside staring at the sky.
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Re: I like night shifts
I did some night shifts and the free time and slacking benefits were great. But there is something greasy and nasty about waking up at 4 in the afternoon and seeing the sun come through the blinders and all the pretty girls playing vollyball and shit, and you are just getting up like some night goblin. Then you come home at 8 AM and eat a hearty meal of bourbon and microwaved steak-ums before nailing a quilt across the bright window so its all dark like some vampire crack-den or some shit, being the only way to get some sleep. All your friends are heading to work so there is nothing to do but drink alone until you pass out on your piss-stained matress at 10 AM or so. It's kind of nasty and depressing.
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Re: I like night shifts
so there is nothing to do but drink alone until you pass out on your piss-stained matress at 10 AM or so. It's kind of nasty and depressing.
 Quoting: Heliopolis

lmao

Did you know that the Finnish language has a word for 'drinking alone at home while wearing nothing but your underwear'?

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Re: I like night shifts
so there is nothing to do but drink alone until you pass out on your piss-stained matress at 10 AM or so. It's kind of nasty and depressing.
 Quoting: Heliopolis

lmao

Did you know that the Finnish language has a word for 'drinking alone at home while wearing nothing but your underwear'?
 Quoting: Tainted Meat


What is it? I'm going to carve it into a block of wood and lovingly hang it outside my door.
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Re: I like night shifts
so there is nothing to do but drink alone until you pass out on your piss-stained matress at 10 AM or so. It's kind of nasty and depressing.
 Quoting: Heliopolis

lmao

Did you know that the Finnish language has a word for 'drinking alone at home while wearing nothing but your underwear'?
 Quoting: Tainted Meat


What is it? I'm going to carve it into a block of wood and lovingly hang it outside my door.
 Quoting: Heliopolis


Kalsarikänni

(literally translates to underwear-drunkenness)
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Re: I like night shifts
so there is nothing to do but drink alone until you pass out on your piss-stained matress at 10 AM or so. It's kind of nasty and depressing.
 Quoting: Heliopolis

lmao

Did you know that the Finnish language has a word for 'drinking alone at home while wearing nothing but your underwear'?
 Quoting: Tainted Meat


What is it? I'm going to carve it into a block of wood and lovingly hang it outside my door.
 Quoting: Heliopolis


Kalsarikänni

(literally translates to underwear-drunkenness)
 Quoting: Tainted Meat


Awesome, thanks!
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Pretty fucking desperate to "fap" at work lol whats your height and weight!


 Quoting: Q33


13 inches and about a pound and a half
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