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I like night shifts

 
Magna Cacca  (OP)

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Re: I like night shifts
so there is nothing to do but drink alone until you pass out on your piss-stained matress at 10 AM or so. It's kind of nasty and depressing.
 Quoting: Heliopolis

lmao

Did you know that the Finnish language has a word for 'drinking alone at home while wearing nothing but your underwear'?
 Quoting: Tainted Meat


Can I use it to describe drinking at work in my underwear?
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09/11/2018 05:42 AM
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Takes "security" responsibly serious, faps and sleeps on night shifts /thread.
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Takes "security" responsibly serious, faps and sleeps on night shifts /thread.
 Quoting: SeoKungFu


I am not a security guy, but I don't actively create more risks by bringing in hookers or other random people.

Fapping doesn't endanger anyone and if something happens with the refinery when I sleep, I am going to be woken up by half a dozen different alarms.
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Takes "security" responsibly serious, faps and sleeps on night shifts /thread.
 Quoting: SeoKungFu


I just surf glp all night or do paper work. I love the quite.

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Q33

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09/11/2018 05:53 AM
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Pretty fucking desperate to "fap" at work lol whats your height and weight!


 Quoting: Q33


13 inches and about a pound and a half
 Quoting: Cowardless


lol waist line!
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09/11/2018 05:58 AM
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Re: I like night shifts
Sounds like a horrible job.
Boring as hell.
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Sounds like a horrible job.
Boring as hell.
 Quoting: Draugen


Ok. I don't see how anyone could see this as boring.

Nobody bossing you around and you get to do pretty much anything you like as long as you keep an eye on the process monitors. If something happens, you call in people who can deal with it.

If someone finds it boring, it's because he can't think of anything to do.
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09/11/2018 06:03 AM
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I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Pretty fucking desperate to "fap" at work lol whats your height and weight!


 Quoting: Q33


13 inches and about a pound and a half
 Quoting: Cowardless


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09/11/2018 06:34 AM
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Are you in Congress?
 Quoting: Drei Hund Nacht


Nah. I work at a chemical plant (refinery in SE USA) and my job is to keep an eye on the process so that the plant doesn't explode. At least that's the idea. There are so many automated interlocks and safeguards that I am not really needed. I am here because laws and regulations require human presence.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Eastman chemical plant?
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Re: I like night shifts
I usually volunteer for them.

I can read GLP, eat junk food, fap and sleep and I get paid for it.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Are you in Congress?
 Quoting: Drei Hund Nacht


Nah. I work at a chemical plant (refinery in SE USA) and my job is to keep an eye on the process so that the plant doesn't explode. At least that's the idea. There are so many automated interlocks and safeguards that I am not really needed. I am here because laws and regulations require human presence.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Eastman chemical plant?
 Quoting: JamesFK13


lol

I have said too much in this and other threads to identify my workplace.
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Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you ,including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!
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Nah. I work at a chemical plant (refinery in SE USA) and my job is to keep an eye on the process so that the plant doesn't explode. At least that's the idea. There are so many automated interlocks and safeguards that I am not really needed. I am here because laws and regulations require human presence.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Eastman chemical plant?
 Quoting: JamesFK13


lol

I have said too much in this and other threads to identify my workplace.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca



 Quoting: Q33


Not only that, but the company would be in trouble for a certain hushed-up incidence I talked about in another thread.
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My last night shift this week is over. Three days/nights off.

I feel like...


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Re: I like night shifts
So do I

I actually have to work though

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09/14/2018 10:10 AM
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Re: I like night shifts
How do I get a job like yours?
 Quoting: Petridish33


Probably have to live in Springfield.
Magna Cacca  (OP)

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09/26/2018 03:53 AM

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Re: I like night shifts
All the monitors are showing green and the refinery is churning out petrochemicals.

I am sitting here, eating a burger and watching shows on Netflix. Richard from the security will soon pop in and chat, but he's probably the only person I'll see all night.

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Re: I like night shifts
Yet another uneventful shift. I have been on GLP all night.
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11/09/2018 06:39 AM
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Re: I like night shifts
so there is nothing to do but drink alone until you pass out on your piss-stained matress at 10 AM or so. It's kind of nasty and depressing.
 Quoting: Heliopolis

lmao

Did you know that the Finnish language has a word for 'drinking alone at home while wearing nothing but your underwear'?
 Quoting: Tainted Meat


does it go something like:

Harskavarkamisharmiti?
Tainted Meat

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Re: I like night shifts
so there is nothing to do but drink alone until you pass out on your piss-stained matress at 10 AM or so. It's kind of nasty and depressing.
 Quoting: Heliopolis

lmao

Did you know that the Finnish language has a word for 'drinking alone at home while wearing nothing but your underwear'?
 Quoting: Tainted Meat


does it go something like:

Harskavarkamisharmiti?
 Quoting: StrafeTheCaravan


Almost... it's "kalsarikänni".
The buttering of human beans has begined!
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Re: I like night shifts
Yet another uneventful shift. I have been on GLP all night.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


I'm here with you. 12am-8am.
The only bad part of my job is all the dayshift SJW fucking retards they've hired lately that whine and bitch that I "have it so easy and don't have to take calls".

$19/hr to watch youtube, read books, etc. Face it there are going to be haters out there. I can't wait for their foaming at the mouth tard posts. I'm currently reading "Cheverolet inlinie six cylinder power manual" for ideas on how to proceed on my Camaro ('68 coupe).
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Yet another uneventful shift. I have been on GLP all night.
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


I'm here with you. 12am-8am.
The only bad part of my job is all the dayshift SJW fucking retards they've hired lately that whine and bitch that I "have it so easy and don't have to take calls".

$19/hr to watch youtube, read books, etc. Face it there are going to be haters out there. I can't wait for their foaming at the mouth tard posts. I'm currently reading "Cheverolet inlinie six cylinder power manual" for ideas on how to proceed on my Camaro ('68 coupe).
 Quoting: StrafeTheCaravan


lol

I don't get any whining. Everybody's just happy I volunteer for the night shifts.
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