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Today I'm going to cut open a safe that I acquired in a storage auction. *Update-video is on page 14. Sorry for the delay.

 
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It is sad that people who have fallen on hard times are forced to put all belongings in storage and then loose it all. I have helped people move and make storage payments, there should be more help for those forced into homeless situations due to no fault of their own. I would not feel right buying from the places.
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Bullshit. The chances of doing something rare like this and having a family emergency at the same time is about zero. OP is playing some kind of game or running an experiment. About to give red.
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Rare? There's this new fangled thing call youtv....no, hmm...what was it again?....youboob....no, that's not it...oh yeah! It's called YouTube(no, regardless of how it sounds it's not a pron site) & there are a shitload of vids of people breaking open safes. Calling this "rare" is as stupid as calling Maxipad Twatters smart or Hanoi John McShitstain a patriot.
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I will post pictures of the contents later today.
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That's not how RV works.

Viewers aren't allowed to know the target. It contaminates the viewing.

You have to assign the target a random string of digits and give that number to the RV team.
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I'm going with...

Soviet Union Nuclear Launch Codes...

And a Remote Control...?
?

Where Blather Vs Godzilla

-RETURNS-
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Another safe.
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Bullshit. The chances of doing something rare like this and having a family emergency at the same time is about zero. OP is playing some kind of game or running an experiment. About to give red.
 Quoting: ISO


In my experience, I have found that “family emergencies” rarely come at a convenient time.
Sometimes I feel like a nut.
Sometimes I don't.
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I just want to say...

After 11:59pm Eastern Time I am completely done with this thread. I will be handing out 1 stars and red karma.

Completely DONE if video is not posted by OP after 11:59pm.

Just sayin...after that...time to walk away.


edited to add* if OP does not come through, all threads and history of OP should be deleted from GLP history.

Last Edited by Pole Cat on 09/12/2018 02:06 PM
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OPIE got it pinned again, for green.

LOL
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Go fuck off already, you are full of shit.
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THIS^^^^^^
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I will post pictures of the contents later today.
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It’s empty you stupid bitch
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This thread is hacking a lot of people off lol...

Op, if this is a joke thread, just say so... on the other hand, if it is a joke thread then that would mean you lied about your family emergency, which is pretty sick...

I'm hoping the truth is revealed soon :-)
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I figured since this was pinned, OP finally spilled the beans.

Derp....
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Random paperwork and a knife of some kind no value
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totally empty
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I figured since this was pinned, OP finally spilled the beans.

Derp....
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Maybe him and Trin had a bet about how much ad revenue could be made with 3 posts.

now that i think of it that would be pretty cool.

(obviously just kidding lol)
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This has been a test, only a test.
To see just how far loyalty goes.
It has a direct correlation on how fast someone will turn on you in the real world.
Red karma indicates death blows.

Now op has been desperately seeking out cheap or free safe that he can crack open and save face.
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I cracked a safe with my brother and a friend after a night of drinking and watching The Score with Robert De Niro.

Drunkenly inspired by the safe-cracking movie, the three of us grabbed my dad's old safe that had a broken mechanism in the combination lock, so it wouldn't open.

It was also about countertop microwave size.

We turned it over and over and tried to attack at every point, and finally smashing in the combination knob with a hammer revealed the latching mechanism we manipulated to open it easily. We were probably at it for an hour, but we were shocked at how simple it was to beat the safe.

Good luck with your cracking skills.
NARF!
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Just got back home. Sorry the delay, but a family health emergency required an unexpected trip out of town. I will deliver as promised. I have not touched the safe yet.
 Quoting: Justalittlebad


Ok, I hope your familymember is alright.

I already gave you a red for not delivering, my apologies.

If you will deliver now I will give you a green as soon as I can, however, if you fail to deliver again I will give you another red!

hf
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Just got back home. Sorry the delay, but a family health emergency required an unexpected trip out of town. I will deliver as promised. I have not touched the safe yet.
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Ok, I hope your familymember is alright.

I already gave you a red for not delivering, my apologies.

If you will deliver now I will give you a green as soon as I can, however, if you fail to deliver again I will give you another red!

hf
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He isn't delivering. If you want, you could trust the plan, but I'm not holding my breath. It's an experiment to see how to get people interested in something, and how long the lie can hold peoples' interest despite no results.

Just like Q.
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I suspect he has gone through a half dozen blades and drill bits and has not broke in yet.
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And in the process set the contents on fire because of the sparks generated before he even gets it open.
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I figured since this was pinned, OP finally spilled the beans.

Derp....
 Quoting: Shanky


Maybe him and Trin had a bet about how much ad revenue could be made with 3 posts.

now that i think of it that would be pretty cool.

(obviously just kidding lol)
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LOL...I just got back and see this thread now has 19,100 views. That's a lot of F5-ing!
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I cracked a safe with my brother and a friend after a night of drinking and watching The Score with Robert De Niro.

Drunkenly inspired by the safe-cracking movie, the three of us grabbed my dad's old safe that had a broken mechanism in the combination lock, so it wouldn't open.

It was also about countertop microwave size.

We turned it over and over and tried to attack at every point, and finally smashing in the combination knob with a hammer revealed the latching mechanism we manipulated to open it easily. We were probably at it for an hour, but we were shocked at how simple it was to beat the safe.

Good luck with your cracking skills.
 Quoting: Pinky<NARF>


Very few safes are safe.

That $1500 gun safe people think protects their guns can usually be defeated in 30 min or less.

[link to gunsafereviewsguy.com (secure)]

Good information for those looking to purchase a true safe.