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Today I'm going to cut open a safe that I acquired in a storage auction. *Update-video is on page 14. Sorry for the delay.

 
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how long could it take tho?
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with a hack saw? a long time.
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Dammit OP, this was going to be the highlight of my day. It's cold and raining here and I've waited all this time and now I'm out of beer and still no safe opening.


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A copy of Grays Sports Almanac 1950-2000.
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A copy of Grays Sports Almanac 1950-2000.
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A copy of Grays Sports Almanac 1950-2000.
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This^^^^ This is GLP, expect the unexpected.
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OP says the safe is the size of a large microwave and when he shakes it, “they clunk”.

More than one item, but considering the size of the safe, my bet is a pair of handguns.
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I will post pictures of the contents later today.
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I pinned this for you and i expect pictures of the contents. If you dont come through i will ban you forever. Jk. But really, pics. I have cracked open 2 safes this month and both had nothing in them except junk papers. I tried to pick them for a few days and then the suspense caused me to brute force open them.
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Ill bet it’s stuffed full of 2016 ballots all marked in favor of Hillary Clinton.
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Clearly, the OP died in the process. His attempt, with substandard tools, resulted in serious injury.

Hopefully, Brief's initial evaluation was correct and just moldy nothing burger. My guess, he had to mow the lawn.
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Im giving OP the benefit of the doubt, I say he opened the safe but inside was a portal to a parallel potato dimension. He's now stuck somewhere between a casserole and an Au Gratin
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I honestly think, that if I don't get to hear what was in the safe, it will piss me off for a very long time

How sad is that.
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how long could it take tho?
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Looks like OP totally sucks at opening safes...

Or he accidently chopped off his hands with the cuttingwheel and he can't post an update anymore...
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Dammit OP, this was going to be the highlight of my day. It's cold and raining here and I've waited all this time and now I'm out of beer and still no safe opening.


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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! OP where you at? Did I just totally get trolled?

If so, I'm totally saddened and impressed at the same time.

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Clearly, the OP died in the process. His attempt, with substandard tools, resulted in serious injury.

Hopefully, Brief's initial evaluation was correct and just moldy nothing burger. My guess, he had to mow the lawn.
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Sparks from the grinder ignited the stick of dynamite inside the safe.
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OMG, I stopped my Sunday have to do's and came home early to witness this and wooooow, still no reply!

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I know what happened...

OP clearly robbed a bank and stole a safe. before he could open it, he got busted!


has to be it...has to be it...
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I have come to the realization that both the safe and the thread are full of...

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OP is probably struggling with opening it right now.
First he tried brute force in a dumb way.
Then he watched some youtube vids.
Still didn't work.
Now he has his redneck neighbor over who will have it open in ten minutes.
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Know what was in the safe and yes there was paperwork, and why the OP has not posted again.

Paers in there even maybe in small leather pouch those zip up or clasp small document pouches, light/dark brown leather not black though with age might be now, probably had strings on it originally this is not why hes not posted............its the solid material 2 or 3 objects that are of interest.

1 may of been a gun as othersaid or maybe the safe was owned had links to a gunsmith armory.

The OP was not quite sure what they were (not the gun)

It took him 3 minutes or more to realise.

Some Carats dont decay.

He can never go public realising Auction or not they are not "legit" or beyond the means of anyone with a storage locker, those types with the shiney objects (ps they do have colour not clear) keep them in safe deposit boxs in banks where people ski a lot.

Pity is in trying to shift them as he may be ascertaining now, and as a generally honest fellow in life he does not have to contacts.

Will get if he is lucky 1/1000th their true worth.

He is very much regretting posting it on here and there is a recurcive loop of should I go to the donut eating guys caused by the fact he posted here.

What Wins Greed? Common Sense? Morals? Fear of God?

Thing is he bought them in a auction, they would never go back to the owners anyhow as THEY should not have had them before they were taken and given to the fence who had the safe. If he is a man of Morals and gives them to the donut guys it will just end up being auctioned off anyhow in a big Gov Auction.

You see if it was me I WOULD SLOW DOWN, and hey theve not seen the light of day since just after the last world war probably the 70's, treat them like mushrooms keep them in the dark for another while, till shtf or for retirement after discretely getting info on how to get 1/100th there face value.

Now if he posts pics thats puts GLP and all who view it to in an awkward position to, as you are witholding "ev...." or accesory to a"Cr..."

Damned if he does or damned if he does not.

Fuck it stuff them in socks and place them in a charity shop a long way from home.

1 or the documents is supporting there "carat" as such or something very similair.

Then I could just be adding to the suspence and closing the suspence so you guys can get some closure if he never posts again.

Yes I can RV and have Very accurately sometimes have on here look at posts of AC who wrote the Tommy Journanlist britain is fallen, before we had to have accounts. 4 on that AC SPOT ON, great detail never rebuked, not jsut usual RV.

Oh Ruby you were so buetiful
Oh Saphire how you shine
Multifaceted your glitter
Stolen abused from when you were born,
Amsterdam they made you what you are inothe trade,
every hand that touched you since invisible Blood,
Though so well manicured,
You were jelous as others Channel no:5 noticed more,
Those supposed "ladies" by their breasts offered for gansters and houses did you sit on and by,
Smoke of Cigars a months wages for the slaves in Cuba polluted you both your innocence destroyed in those broochs
Dom perignon 1934 with those short glitzy dresses roraing in the 30's as you shouted and glittered in the first swing those short haired, skirts of the society blond girls,
Speak easy they said as they drank and danced in those upper rooms,
Though no one till today my dears has spoken your truth,
You are perfect, you are of worth,
You deserve better and not to be blamed for your past,
Shine on let your story be mused,
Because adorn many you have who rightly should have been accused.
Deep within you Ruby You Emerald You Saphire are of an innocence and time before Eve.

A little poem I know and just wrote about a couple of Hookers I know :-)

Curse and Blessing is RV'ing

Am I now?

I reckon they are 1 maybe ammo, a small box, within the safe containing? some coins, a fishing reel and documents, there is also probably a key in there to. Oh maybe the tabacco stil or even a very good cigar or two.

Hand rolled they say on the bare thighs of virgin girls at 17-18 the best in some remote farms of that nation of dance.

GodBless.

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The safe was made by ACME. No way he was cracking it unless he dropped it off a cliff somewhere in Arizona.
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MAYBE OP CUT OFF A FINGER OR 2 drevilscreamviolinsfan
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Here's what OP found...

A candle...

A six-pack of beer...

A can of cheese-whiz...

An Inflatable Sheep...

OP shut the door to the storage unit, locked it from the inside, and hasn't been seen all day...?

?

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OP is laughing - there was no safe, a true RVer would know that.
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A copy of Grays Sports Almanac 1950-2000.
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Maybe OP's post wasn't really about cracking a physical safe, but a code?
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OP! You kept us waiting ALL DAY!!! I hope you have nightmares tonight. That unopened safe is going to grow 20 times it’s size, and the door is going to open up all by itself and the only thing inside is going to be giant TEETH coming at you to chew holes in your socks while they’re still on YOUR FEET!

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OP is laughing - there was no safe, a true RVer would know that.
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:-)

Lol

Sure hes not laughing at something else?

Sure hes not fishing for RVers?

Did you just give your game quality away?

Do you think the Safe was made by Cicada?

Is this a exam?

True story the following is very strong in my family.

During the second world war a relative of mine ended up as a man of rank in Burma leading other men.

Jungle horrors.

Ingenious the Japenese not just at technology and making things of very good qulaity very small.

So His group had about a 1/3 left of what they started with in the middle of fucking nowhere, supplies cut of, trench warfare type stuff but like vietnam, cant tell the wood from the trees evry difficult to make ground or go back very dense forest.

Anyhow after one battle post attack, as such they retreated as there was a machine gunner with a big gun cutting them to peices. He gathered made a decision circle the wagons, enough provisions for a couple weeks (ie water ammo limited food)stay quite, dont move, merge into jungle, dont be provoked unless the camera makers got really close, hope and pray they lost interest were called back, reduced men or help called for a while back arrived. A few of his men had been captured, cut of by this gunner.

3 days later just after the sun went down it started, seemed like an attack from behind them lots of noise, fires, grenades a few shot smoke confusing wide but limited, fizzled out after 15 minutes.

Then from the front where the main Japenese lines where and they had tried to go through no more than 50ft away they heard one of there own men calling out, one that had been captured. in the confusion the Japenese had gagged him dragged him very close on their bellies tied him so all could see and hear, he had a young bamboo shoot placed up his rectum, and tied to two trees so could not move.

There was also sugar solution or honey smeared on him. He was naked.

Bamboo you see or this particular type can grow by up to a nearly a foot a day.

You get the picture.

So it created as he screamed and they could see the bugs eating him total dissaray in they camp, one man lost it disobeyed orders went to help him, shot in the foot, so just being the foot anothoer tried to drag him bag shot in the legs arms..

You get the picture.

They did this to all the captured men.

Nearly 4 weeks they were surrounded like this, with speriodic attacks on them. All night the cries and screams of the prisoners are they were eaten alive immoble and Bamboo grew up through them.

Point being the guys calling back to the poor chaps gave away there strength position etc.

So then the next attacks weer flanking them.

Eventually some help came.

He was nver the same the guy in my family, blamed himself the commanding officer and all.

Went quite mad when back to britain.

Never liked garden centres again, hated honey and had terrible malaria. Apparently though he was ahero for other things he did and keeping those that survived as cohesive as possible and alive.

I wonder how the guy with safe is doing.

Maybe the japenese know how to find out.

Do you RV?

I love Recreational Vehicles the best being Mercedes conversions, Germans have a history of converting exceptional things into something they dont quite seem ,good conversions of vans of stealth campers they are famous for now, all experts have an histiry were they learnt their craft, they were good like that in the war all those shiney glittery thing that were not theres, converted to shiney new ones, that are worn by many today.

All that glitters is not gold as some one once said.

God Bless.

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