Today I'm going to cut open a safe that I acquired in a storage auction. *Update-video is on page 14. Sorry for the delay.

I spent two hour's in the RV, it's empty!

A1 sauce and a one month cert to GLP.

Yes, works like a charm...BUT BEWARE - If it is "firesafe"
that white solid fireproofing after the outer shell is cut and can be rather thick will not be like the later ones -gypsum, it will be asbestos.

Did you make the video yet?

Did you make the video yet?

Did you make the video yet?

Did you make the video yet?

Did you make the video yet?


The suspense is killing me

You know how much

Tweaking to find out

Maybe it's a tarp

an old issue of oui magazine from 1974 with the pages stuck together

a kennedy half dollar

a pair of needle nose pliers (rusty)

a broken bicycle chain (also rusty)

a tin box full of nails (again - rusty)

Tried to RV, only thing that I saw was Ginger and MaryAnn

Which will be a puddle of molten iron once he's done with the safe.

Or imagine all those wads of cash and stock bonds catching fire inside and no way of putting it out, heh ...

Or a kilo of stale meth ... Then he tries to sell it, gets picked up in an undercover sting operation, if he's lucky that is ... otherwise the Crips will gladly shoot him for it.

I got a safe at a storage auction, inside was a bunch of worthless bills.

That's the thing about storage shed auctions, most of the time you get mainly trash. If it's not weather controlled, any furniture rusts and smells very bad. You get stuck with a bill for taking it to the dump...

Most of the time, they suck.

Maybe it's like "Pandora's Box", and you will unleash some >DOOM<...?

Perhaps it has Satan's Liver, & Gall-Bladder in it?
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A hand still wearing the rings? Ugh!

You will find a first class ticket to Hell.

It saddens me that you're "in the profit already". You paid $250 for the right to legally steal. The gun safe should earn you several centuries of agony. That you persist with (and brag about) your legal theft identifies you for what you are and where you belong.

Don't bother asking for forgiveness and making some laughable attempts at atonement. It don't work thataway.

to follow

Old documents, maybe a few dollars/change and some loose ammunition.
Careful cutting.

Patience is the mother of all virtues.

I bet its someone's porn stash

Calcified feces.

shut the fuck up.

Stop pretending you're a fucking saint that has never done or has thought about anything immoral/wrong .

By pretending to be a saint you are being deceitful to all of us making you a liar.

Hell is filled with Deceitful liars

pretending to be a saint is the worst sin of all sins
even worse than (pardon the idiotic jaron) "legal stealing"

the owner of belongings auctioned was stealing storage space by not paying their bill. So now what idiot .

Shit doesn't get auctioned out of the blue because the manager feels like selling shit dumbass

Last Edited by Jd2303 on 09/09/2018 03:16 PM

maybe put some A-1 Sauce on it to speed things up?

I'm seeing
-an old bicycle
-some kind of reel to reel movies
-a heavy flat object about a foot long (maybe metal or marble)

Really looking forward to this OP, you got one hell of an audience!!
Best luck and lets get this show on the road!!
;)

OP found 50 bitcoins and is currently celebrating

Oh noooossssss...last bucket of popcorn.

Des

Long pointed thing, thicker on one end, like a railroad spike, but not that thick and much longer. Also a washer/donut shaped thing. And I see a triangular object that looks somewhat like the handle to an outdoor faucet, with a scalloped edge on each side of it.

That's what my imagination says anyway!

My dad has 2 safes. One of them was strictly to hold his collection of wheat pennies.

20,000 of them. “They’ve doubled in value!!” He says. To which, I replied, “So, instead of $200 you have $400?/“ “Yeah! Isn’t that great?”

Sigh.

Hope this wasn’t my fathers safe for OP. Lol

:suspense:

I think op must have fainted when he saw what was in there...

:eek:

It would be funny if the manager uses decoy safes filled with garbage to get people to bid on the storage unit