Years ago i was working in a huge fucking Mosque .In the hallway was a huge safe the size of a Fridge with a small slit in the top.

I kid you not it was stuffed with Cash virtually right up to the small slit,i am not talking small denominations either i am talking £50,£20,.there must have been tens of thousands stuffed in that safe.For It brought me out in a cold sweat when i peaked through the slit.I seriously considered enlisting help and returning late at night for it.Would have been a struggle even for two,i would have needed a Van.

I never did.To this day i regret not going back for it.The money in that Safe would have set me and a partner in crime up for life.Let me make this straight,I am not a criminal,i have never been in trouble with the Police,never even had a parking ticket.I swear it was the Christian God himself saying go for it son.I didn't though.A missed opportunity.

I later learned Muslims give at least 10% of their earnings to their local Mosque and dont like using Banks.

The funny part of this story, is the bearded imam or what ever the fuck they call them haggled for the building work done,cried poverty, and took over 3 weeks to pay us for the jobs we did on that huge Mosque.

I so regret not going back for that safe.