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GLP should have a dating section :P

 
Fred Garvin

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09/09/2018 08:19 PM

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Not a bad idea, the main fault is that people will want to see what the other person looks like. Most people don’t want to send a picture to someone that might actually be trolling them.
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Hi, I am a female - identify as a female - I don't like ironing and stuff like that though, though I do do a great thread kill.



I say things like "though, though" though, though not always, and things like "do do" - and " "though, though" though, though" though - : I will stop that now as I don't identify as someone who abuses their beautiful language to such great extents, though I do do that.




I am not really into conspiracy theories and politics and religion and blah blah, but I accommodate people who are as I appreciate concepts such as truth and justice - and equality and that kind of thing, but I would always rather be chilling in the shade on a beach and splashing in the sea and seeing beautiful and amazing things.



Getting to know me really well is like finding the midpoint where utter-psycho meets utter sanity - so you would need to be prepped for that eventuality - possibly with a beaver meat chopping implement of some sort - for sustenance in your hide-out - though I suppose we could just do the chill out thing and live out our days without that knowledge or knowing.



I don't know - I have been similarly honest on dating sites and its never really got me anywhere.




I just thought I would kick things off with that intro - you never know if you never give it a go.


hf
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09/09/2018 08:21 PM
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Not a bad idea, the main fault is that people will want to see what the other person looks like. Most people don’t want to send a picture to someone that might actually be trolling them.
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I think people will actually take it seriously
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09/09/2018 08:24 PM
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You can't have a dating section because there are no women on the internet.
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09/09/2018 08:26 PM
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You can't have a dating section because there are no women on the internet.
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Dude just look at this thread though


Like it seems that half of the people who posted on it are female
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09/09/2018 08:27 PM
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You can't have a dating section because there are no women on the internet.
 Quoting: nuckinfuts


Dude just look at this thread though


Like it seems that half of the people who posted on it are female
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They're not bruh
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09/09/2018 08:28 PM
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GLP needs a place for that tension between a man and a woman until there is only the man and woman.
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09/09/2018 08:28 PM
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I don't like chem-trails, pesticides, overly acidic diets, chemical weapons, abuses against vulnerable people, bullies, meanies, war-mongers, weapons-dealers, people-traffickers, liars, deceivers, cheats - and wearing tight clothes.


I really like fruit especially tropical fruit, rainforests, old stone buildings and monuments, shiny lights, sparkly things, kindness, being barefoot.




I am really putting myself out there because I think I am going to be a difficult case in this dating game.
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09/09/2018 08:30 PM

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You can't have a dating section because there are no women on the internet.
 Quoting: nuckinfuts


Dude just look at this thread though


Like it seems that half of the people who posted on it are female
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09/09/2018 08:33 PM

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No.

Too much liability.

We do not control what people do in their private lives, but we cannot create a platform for that purpose.
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I would be happy to find someone who doesn't blab on to me all the time - someone who justs let me be but whose presence is nice to be around - such a rare and special thing - probably or possibly one of the reasons I frequent this forum.


hf
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I would be happy to find someone who doesn't blab on to me all the time - someone who justs let me be but whose presence is nice to be around - such a rare and special thing - probably or possibly one of the reasons I frequent this forum.


hf
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HairyBarbarian

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09/09/2018 08:38 PM
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No.

Too much liability.

We do not control what people do in their private lives, but we cannot create a platform for that purpose.
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Don't worry love - around these parts we could literally throw ourselves at each other - in the full knowledge that all parties are going to run far and fast in the opposite direction.


We know the score.


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I would be happy to find someone who doesn't blab on to me all the time - someone who justs let me be but whose presence is nice to be around - such a rare and special thing - probably or possibly one of the reasons I frequent this forum.


hf
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Annndddd… there it is....





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09/09/2018 08:39 PM
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No.

Too much liability.

We do not control what people do in their private lives, but we cannot create a platform for that purpose.
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Ok

Then how about just make a nicer forum :P
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09/09/2018 08:41 PM
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I'm thinking maybe not a dating section for us to date each other - maybe though we could help each other to improve our dating skills - like - tell each other where we're going wrong - I love those kind of threads.
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No.

Too much liability.

We do not control what people do in their private lives, but we cannot create a platform for that purpose.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Ok

Then how about just make a nicer forum :P
 Quoting: Bill Gates



Nicer? In what way?


Everyone around here is either really nice - or a paid shill - the paid shills aren't worth the time... but what has happened to fun and feisty? Its like that goes out the door with nice-ness.
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09/09/2018 08:47 PM
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No.

Too much liability.

We do not control what people do in their private lives, but we cannot create a platform for that purpose.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Ok

Then how about just make a nicer forum :P
 Quoting: Bill Gates


But I mean... umm

I think there are ways that one could foment an apparatus favorable for "dating" (emphasize quotes)


um... it could be a section of the site which is more "geared" toward.... like.... friendship
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09/09/2018 08:49 PM

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There are so many lonely volcels and non-cels, and incels... and just-cels on here


And surprisingly a lot of womens too


so


Maybe GLP could actually serve a useful purpose


lol
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Not a good idea...
They might decide to breed and produce mini-GLPers and the world doesn't need that.

ahhh
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There are so many lonely volcels and non-cels, and incels... and just-cels on here


And surprisingly a lot of womens too


so


Maybe GLP could actually serve a useful purpose


lol
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Not a good idea...
They might decide to breed and produce mini-GLPers and the world doesn't need that.

ahhh
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You serious?
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09/09/2018 08:52 PM

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I think that would take away from what GLP really is all about. People have found Love on GLP. If it's meant to be then it will be...

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What is GLP really about?
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Hi, I am a female - identify as a female - I don't like ironing and stuff like that though, though I do do a great thread kill.



I say things like "though, though" though, though not always, and things like "do do" - and " "though, though" though, though" though - : I will stop that now as I don't identify as someone who abuses their beautiful language to such great extents, though I do do that.




I am not really into conspiracy theories and politics and religion and blah blah, but I accommodate people who are as I appreciate concepts such as truth and justice - and equality and that kind of thing, but I would always rather be chilling in the shade on a beach and splashing in the sea and seeing beautiful and amazing things.



Getting to know me really well is like finding the midpoint where utter-psycho meets utter sanity - so you would need to be prepped for that eventuality - possibly with a beaver meat chopping implement of some sort - for sustenance in your hide-out - though I suppose we could just do the chill out thing and live out our days without that knowledge or knowing.



I don't know - I have been similarly honest on dating sites and its never really got me anywhere.




I just thought I would kick things off with that intro - you never know if you never give it a go.


hf
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So you can spread your herpes? Nah...run along now tinder boy.

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Hi, I am a female - identify as a female - I don't like ironing and stuff like that though, though I do do a great thread kill.



I say things like "though, though" though, though not always, and things like "do do" - and " "though, though" though, though" though - : I will stop that now as I don't identify as someone who abuses their beautiful language to such great extents, though I do do that.




I am not really into conspiracy theories and politics and religion and blah blah, but I accommodate people who are as I appreciate concepts such as truth and justice - and equality and that kind of thing, but I would always rather be chilling in the shade on a beach and splashing in the sea and seeing beautiful and amazing things.



Getting to know me really well is like finding the midpoint where utter-psycho meets utter sanity - so you would need to be prepped for that eventuality - possibly with a beaver meat chopping implement of some sort - for sustenance in your hide-out - though I suppose we could just do the chill out thing and live out our days without that knowledge or knowing.



I don't know - I have been similarly honest on dating sites and its never really got me anywhere.




I just thought I would kick things off with that intro - you never know if you never give it a go.


hf
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.

kisspush
 Quoting: DeploraVision ™





Oh you had to go and ruin it with the kiss push gif


:(
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Do it! I'm married, but I would love to read about GLP romances.

hf
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So you can spread your herpes? Nah...run along now tinder boy.
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So you can spread your herpes? Nah...run along now tinder boy.
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I don't have herpes
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09/09/2018 09:12 PM
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So you can spread your herpes? Nah...run along now tinder boy.
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epiclol
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So you can spread your herpes? Nah...run along now tinder boy.
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epiclol
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Give me some more lines - I have just used that like 3 times on a dating site - omg - feed me some more lines - haven't laughed so much in ages and ages.
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So you can spread your herpes? Nah...run along now tinder boy.
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epiclol
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Give me some more lines - I have just used that like 3 times on a dating site - omg - feed me some more lines - haven't laughed so much in ages and ages.
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


Ask the fat bitches to sniff their fingers and describe what they smell.

I bet most of them will say "Cheetos" but will hide the fact that they smell a hint of fish.

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