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GLP should have a dating section :P

 
HairyBarbarian

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So you can spread your herpes? Nah...run along now tinder boy.
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epiclol
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Give me some more lines - I have just used that like 3 times on a dating site - omg - feed me some more lines - haven't laughed so much in ages and ages.
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Ask the fat bitches to sniff their fingers and describe what they smell.

I bet most of them will say "Cheetos" but will hide the fact that they smell a hint of fish.

gnomesayin
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I am a girl.


:/
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epiclol
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Give me some more lines - I have just used that like 3 times on a dating site - omg - feed me some more lines - haven't laughed so much in ages and ages.
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


Ask the fat bitches to sniff their fingers and describe what they smell.

I bet most of them will say "Cheetos" but will hide the fact that they smell a hint of fish.

gnomesayin
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I am a girl.


:/
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"Are you a great big fat person?"

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"He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!" ~David Mills ~ Se7en


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This thread gets funnier and funnier
Goodbye, halcyon days.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.



 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Chip! Be nice!
Goodbye, halcyon days.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.



 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Chip! Be nice!
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"I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack." ~Bill the Butcher

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." ~Arthur C. Clarke

"He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!" ~David Mills ~ Se7en


"THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED" ~George Carlin
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Chip! Be nice!
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ommadchick
Goodbye, halcyon days.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.



 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Give me some more lines - I have just used that like 3 times on a dating site - omg - feed me some more lines - haven't laughed so much in ages and ages.
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


Ask the fat bitches to sniff their fingers and describe what they smell.

I bet most of them will say "Cheetos" but will hide the fact that they smell a hint of fish.

gnomesayin
 Quoting: Chip






I am a girl.


:/
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


"Are you a great big fat person?"
 Quoting: Chip




Do oyu mean am I a great big fat person or do you mean for me to say that to my prospectives - cos I don't want to say that to a great big fat person. Think of something else - but funny.


:)
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Hey guys, whats goin on in h....


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You're a good sport, hairybarb!
Goodbye, halcyon days.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.



 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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I am not really into conspiracy theories and politics and religion and blah blah, but I accommodate people who are as I appreciate concepts such as truth and justice - and equality and that kind of thing, but I would always rather be chilling in the shade on a beach and splashing in the sea and seeing beautiful and amazing things.

hf
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ummm... then why the fuck are you here lol.
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I am not really into conspiracy theories and politics and religion and blah blah, but I accommodate people who are as I appreciate concepts such as truth and justice - and equality and that kind of thing, but I would always rather be chilling in the shade on a beach and splashing in the sea and seeing beautiful and amazing things.

hf
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ummm... then why the fuck are you here lol.
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I guess I am just a giving soul.



hf
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Ask the fat bitches to sniff their fingers and describe what they smell.

I bet most of them will say "Cheetos" but will hide the fact that they smell a hint of fish.

gnomesayin
 Quoting: Chip






I am a girl.


:/
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


"Are you a great big fat person?"
 Quoting: Chip




Do oyu mean am I a great big fat person or do you mean for me to say that to my prospectives - cos I don't want to say that to a great big fat person. Think of something else - but funny.


:)
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


I love conundrums...lol. Changing the subject back...Most men on "dating sights" are awkward cunts. If they weren't they'd be making sex vids for some porn tube site. So...always be sure and ask them what level of cuck they are. Let them evaluater themselves.

"I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack." ~Bill the Butcher

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." ~Arthur C. Clarke

"He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!" ~David Mills ~ Se7en


"THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED" ~George Carlin
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Ask the fat bitches to sniff their fingers and describe what they smell.

I bet most of them will say "Cheetos" but will hide the fact that they smell a hint of fish.

gnomesayin
 Quoting: Chip






I am a girl.


:/
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


"Are you a great big fat person?"
 Quoting: Chip




Do oyu mean am I a great big fat person or do you mean for me to say that to my prospectives - cos I don't want to say that to a great big fat person. Think of something else - but funny.


:)
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HairyBarbarian ladies need to find love too.

hf
"Come get some"
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I am a girl.


:/
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"Are you a great big fat person?"
 Quoting: Chip




Do oyu mean am I a great big fat person or do you mean for me to say that to my prospectives - cos I don't want to say that to a great big fat person. Think of something else - but funny.


:)
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


I love conundrums...lol. Changing the subject back...Most men on "dating sights" are awkward cunts. If they weren't they'd be making sex vids for some porn tube site. So...always be sure and ask them what level of cuck they are. Let them evaluater themselves.
 Quoting: Chip




wow this is awesome advice - never thought of that - what is a cuck?



xx
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I am a girl.


:/
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"Are you a great big fat person?"
 Quoting: Chip




Do oyu mean am I a great big fat person or do you mean for me to say that to my prospectives - cos I don't want to say that to a great big fat person. Think of something else - but funny.


:)
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian

HairyBarbarian ladies need to find love too.

hf
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Yes we do - and trust me - it isn't easy - all advice welcome.


hf
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There are so many lonely volcels and non-cels, and incels... and just-cels on here


And surprisingly a lot of womens too


so


Maybe GLP could actually serve a useful purpose


lol
 Quoting: Bill Gates


It could be very entertaining...why not?

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this is the stupidest idea

OP, get off the computer and sit at a coffee house or something somewhere right now

you lost if bruh, your gone, face it
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"Are you a great big fat person?"
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Do oyu mean am I a great big fat person or do you mean for me to say that to my prospectives - cos I don't want to say that to a great big fat person. Think of something else - but funny.


:)
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


I love conundrums...lol. Changing the subject back...Most men on "dating sights" are awkward cunts. If they weren't they'd be making sex vids for some porn tube site. So...always be sure and ask them what level of cuck they are. Let them evaluater themselves.
 Quoting: Chip




wow this is awesome advice - never thought of that - what is a cuck?



xx
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ok I googled - what a great idea - this is why I am single - by not asking this stuff up front.
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I am not really into conspiracy theories and politics and religion and blah blah, but I accommodate people who are as I appreciate concepts such as truth and justice - and equality and that kind of thing, but I would always rather be chilling in the shade on a beach and splashing in the sea and seeing beautiful and amazing things.

hf
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


ummm... then why the fuck are you here lol.
 Quoting: androgynous cow herd




I guess I am just a giving soul.



hf
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Touche, I can get behind that!

hf
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Bill just wants to date Trinity. (or maybe it's not the same guy...)
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." ~Dreams for an Insomniac

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Bill just wants to date Trinity. (or maybe it's not the same guy...)
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so the guy wants a GLP dating section to date another guy? wtf

freakin shoot me
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I am a girl.


:/
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"Are you a great big fat person?"
 Quoting: Chip




Do oyu mean am I a great big fat person or do you mean for me to say that to my prospectives - cos I don't want to say that to a great big fat person. Think of something else - but funny.


:)
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


I love conundrums...lol. Changing the subject back...Most men on "dating sights" are awkward cunts. If they weren't they'd be making sex vids for some porn tube site. So...always be sure and ask them what level of cuck they are. Let them evaluater themselves.
 Quoting: Chip


Do you know from experience, Chip old boy?
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Hi, I am a female - identify as a female - I don't like ironing and stuff like that though, though I do do a great thread kill.



I say things like "though, though" though, though not always, and things like "do do" - and " "though, though" though, though" though - : I will stop that now as I don't identify as someone who abuses their beautiful language to such great extents, though I do do that.




I am not really into conspiracy theories and politics and religion and blah blah, but I accommodate people who are as I appreciate concepts such as truth and justice - and equality and that kind of thing, but I would always rather be chilling in the shade on a beach and splashing in the sea and seeing beautiful and amazing things.



Getting to know me really well is like finding the midpoint where utter-psycho meets utter sanity - so you would need to be prepped for that eventuality - possibly with a beaver meat chopping implement of some sort - for sustenance in your hide-out - though I suppose we could just do the chill out thing and live out our days without that knowledge or knowing.



I don't know - I have been similarly honest on dating sites and its never really got me anywhere.




I just thought I would kick things off with that intro - you never know if you never give it a go.


hf
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epiclol epiclol

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I don't like chem-trails, pesticides, overly acidic diets, chemical weapons, abuses against vulnerable people, bullies, meanies, war-mongers, weapons-dealers, people-traffickers, liars, deceivers, cheats - and wearing tight clothes.


I really like fruit especially tropical fruit, rainforests, old stone buildings and monuments, shiny lights, sparkly things, kindness, being barefoot.




I am really putting myself out there because I think I am going to be a difficult case in this dating game.
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epiclol

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There are so many lonely volcels and non-cels, and incels... and just-cels on here


And surprisingly a lot of womens too


so


Maybe GLP could actually serve a useful purpose


lol
 Quoting: Bill Gates


Not a good idea...
They might decide to breed and produce mini-GLPers and the world doesn't need that.

ahhh
 Quoting: astrithr


Trim would like the new paying members!
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This sounds like highschool gym class over again where I'm last pick. No thanks!
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There are so many lonely volcels and non-cels, and incels... and just-cels on here


And surprisingly a lot of womens too


so


Maybe GLP could actually serve a useful purpose


lol
 Quoting: Bill Gates

GLP already serves a purpose.

The anonymity brings danger with it and the trouble and expense of running a criminal background check on those you meet is not cost effective.
Maybe hoarding knowledge is wrong.
Maybe it's not.
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Bill just wants to date Trinity. (or maybe it's not the same guy...)
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Nah, that's 5.0% 5a1rof1
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Do oyu mean am I a great big fat person or do you mean for me to say that to my prospectives - cos I don't want to say that to a great big fat person. Think of something else - but funny.


:)
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


I love conundrums...lol. Changing the subject back...Most men on "dating sights" are awkward cunts. If they weren't they'd be making sex vids for some porn tube site. So...always be sure and ask them what level of cuck they are. Let them evaluater themselves.
 Quoting: Chip




wow this is awesome advice - never thought of that - what is a cuck?



xx
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian



ok I googled - what a great idea - this is why I am single - by not asking this stuff up front.
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian




If you think about it - its like an ultimate catch 22 question - because while no guy wants to admit to being a cuck - a lot of men secretly want to be needed to that point - and a lot of women won't accept anything less than a man who will sacrifice his entire being for them - I have noticed that it is these women who keep their men while women who be nice are discardable and the men won't discard their philandering morals for them.
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There are so many lonely volcels and non-cels, and incels... and just-cels on here


And surprisingly a lot of womens too


so


Maybe GLP could actually serve a useful purpose


lol
 Quoting: Bill Gates

GLP already serves a purpose.

The anonymity brings danger with it and the trouble and expense of running a criminal background check on those you meet is not cost effective.
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


I trust GLP'ers :3