GLP should have a dating section :P

Not a bad idea, the main fault is that people will want to see what the other person looks like. Most people don’t want to send a picture to someone that might actually be trolling them.

Hi, I am a female - identify as a female - I don't like ironing and stuff like that though, though I do do a great thread kill.



I say things like "though, though" though, though not always, and things like "do do" - and " "though, though" though, though" though - : I will stop that now as I don't identify as someone who abuses their beautiful language to such great extents, though I do do that.




I am not really into conspiracy theories and politics and religion and blah blah, but I accommodate people who are as I appreciate concepts such as truth and justice - and equality and that kind of thing, but I would always rather be chilling in the shade on a beach and splashing in the sea and seeing beautiful and amazing things.



Getting to know me really well is like finding the midpoint where utter-psycho meets utter sanity - so you would need to be prepped for that eventuality - possibly with a beaver meat chopping implement of some sort - for sustenance in your hide-out - though I suppose we could just do the chill out thing and live out our days without that knowledge or knowing.



I don't know - I have been similarly honest on dating sites and its never really got me anywhere.




I just thought I would kick things off with that intro - you never know if you never give it a go.

I think people will actually take it seriously

You can't have a dating section because there are no women on the internet.

Dude just look at this thread though


Like it seems that half of the people who posted on it are female

They're not bruh

GLP needs a place for that tension between a man and a woman until there is only the man and woman.

I don't like chem-trails, pesticides, overly acidic diets, chemical weapons, abuses against vulnerable people, bullies, meanies, war-mongers, weapons-dealers, people-traffickers, liars, deceivers, cheats - and wearing tight clothes.


I really like fruit especially tropical fruit, rainforests, old stone buildings and monuments, shiny lights, sparkly things, kindness, being barefoot.




I am really putting myself out there because I think I am going to be a difficult case in this dating game.

Or so you think.....

No.

Too much liability.

We do not control what people do in their private lives, but we cannot create a platform for that purpose.

I would be happy to find someone who doesn't blab on to me all the time - someone who justs let me be but whose presence is nice to be around - such a rare and special thing - probably or possibly one of the reasons I frequent this forum.

Don't worry love - around these parts we could literally throw ourselves at each other - in the full knowledge that all parties are going to run far and fast in the opposite direction.


We know the score.


*taps nose*

Annndddd… there it is....





:|

Ok

Then how about just make a nicer forum :P

I'm thinking maybe not a dating section for us to date each other - maybe though we could help each other to improve our dating skills - like - tell each other where we're going wrong - I love those kind of threads.

Nicer? In what way?


Everyone around here is either really nice - or a paid shill - the paid shills aren't worth the time... but what has happened to fun and feisty? Its like that goes out the door with nice-ness.

But I mean... umm

I think there are ways that one could foment an apparatus favorable for "dating" (emphasize quotes)


um... it could be a section of the site which is more "geared" toward.... like.... friendship

Not a good idea...
They might decide to breed and produce mini-GLPers and the world doesn't need that.

You serious?

tomatoes and potatoes

Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.

Oh you had to go and ruin it with the kiss push gif


:(

Do it! I'm married, but I would love to read about GLP romances.

I don't have herpes

Give me some more lines - I have just used that like 3 times on a dating site - omg - feed me some more lines - haven't laughed so much in ages and ages.

I am a girl.


:/

This thread gets funnier and funnier