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HairyBarbarian User ID: 76751829 United Kingdom 09/09/2018 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi, I am a female - identify as a female - I don't like ironing and stuff like that though, though I do do a great thread kill. I say things like "though, though" though, though not always, and things like "do do" - and " "though, though" though, though" though - : I will stop that now as I don't identify as someone who abuses their beautiful language to such great extents, though I do do that. I am not really into conspiracy theories and politics and religion and blah blah, but I accommodate people who are as I appreciate concepts such as truth and justice - and equality and that kind of thing, but I would always rather be chilling in the shade on a beach and splashing in the sea and seeing beautiful and amazing things. Getting to know me really well is like finding the midpoint where utter-psycho meets utter sanity - so you would need to be prepped for that eventuality - possibly with a beaver meat chopping implement of some sort - for sustenance in your hide-out - though I suppose we could just do the chill out thing and live out our days without that knowledge or knowing. I don't know - I have been similarly honest on dating sites and its never really got me anywhere. I just thought I would kick things off with that intro - you never know if you never give it a go. HairyBarbarian |
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HairyBarbarian User ID: 76751829 United Kingdom 09/09/2018 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't like chem-trails, pesticides, overly acidic diets, chemical weapons, abuses against vulnerable people, bullies, meanies, war-mongers, weapons-dealers, people-traffickers, liars, deceivers, cheats - and wearing tight clothes. I really like fruit especially tropical fruit, rainforests, old stone buildings and monuments, shiny lights, sparkly things, kindness, being barefoot. I am really putting myself out there because I think I am going to be a difficult case in this dating game. HairyBarbarian |
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HairyBarbarian User ID: 76751829 United Kingdom 09/09/2018 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No. Quoting: Lady Jane Smith Too much liability. We do not control what people do in their private lives, but we cannot create a platform for that purpose. Don't worry love - around these parts we could literally throw ourselves at each other - in the full knowledge that all parties are going to run far and fast in the opposite direction. We know the score. *taps nose* HairyBarbarian |
HairyBarbarian User ID: 76751829 United Kingdom 09/09/2018 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would be happy to find someone who doesn't blab on to me all the time - someone who justs let me be but whose presence is nice to be around - such a rare and special thing - probably or possibly one of the reasons I frequent this forum. Quoting: HairyBarbarian Annndddd… there it is.... :| HairyBarbarian |
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HairyBarbarian User ID: 76751829 United Kingdom 09/09/2018 08:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No. Quoting: Lady Jane Smith Too much liability. We do not control what people do in their private lives, but we cannot create a platform for that purpose. Ok Then how about just make a nicer forum :P Nicer? In what way? Everyone around here is either really nice - or a paid shill - the paid shills aren't worth the time... but what has happened to fun and feisty? Its like that goes out the door with nice-ness. HairyBarbarian |
Bill Gates (OP) User ID: 72924451 United States 09/09/2018 08:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No. Quoting: Lady Jane Smith Too much liability. We do not control what people do in their private lives, but we cannot create a platform for that purpose. Ok Then how about just make a nicer forum :P But I mean... umm I think there are ways that one could foment an apparatus favorable for "dating" (emphasize quotes) um... it could be a section of the site which is more "geared" toward.... like.... friendship |
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Bill Gates (OP) User ID: 72924451 United States 09/09/2018 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are so many lonely volcels and non-cels, and incels... and just-cels on here Quoting: Bill Gates And surprisingly a lot of womens too so Maybe GLP could actually serve a useful purpose lol Not a good idea... They might decide to breed and produce mini-GLPers and the world doesn't need that. You serious? |
androgynous cow herd User ID: 64614653 United States 09/09/2018 08:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think that would take away from what GLP really is all about. People have found Love on GLP. If it's meant to be then it will be... Quoting: The Serpent's Maiden What is GLP really about? tomatoes and potatoes "Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers." -Colin Mcrae "Fuck it, have fun, and chill on GLP. -L_G |
DeploraVision ™ User ID: 76780357 United States 09/09/2018 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi, I am a female - identify as a female - I don't like ironing and stuff like that though, though I do do a great thread kill. Quoting: HairyBarbarian I say things like "though, though" though, though not always, and things like "do do" - and " "though, though" though, though" though - : I will stop that now as I don't identify as someone who abuses their beautiful language to such great extents, though I do do that. I am not really into conspiracy theories and politics and religion and blah blah, but I accommodate people who are as I appreciate concepts such as truth and justice - and equality and that kind of thing, but I would always rather be chilling in the shade on a beach and splashing in the sea and seeing beautiful and amazing things. Getting to know me really well is like finding the midpoint where utter-psycho meets utter sanity - so you would need to be prepped for that eventuality - possibly with a beaver meat chopping implement of some sort - for sustenance in your hide-out - though I suppose we could just do the chill out thing and live out our days without that knowledge or knowing. I don't know - I have been similarly honest on dating sites and its never really got me anywhere. I just thought I would kick things off with that intro - you never know if you never give it a go. Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed. Comments have been disabled. |
HairyBarbarian User ID: 76751829 United Kingdom 09/09/2018 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi, I am a female - identify as a female - I don't like ironing and stuff like that though, though I do do a great thread kill. Quoting: HairyBarbarian I say things like "though, though" though, though not always, and things like "do do" - and " "though, though" though, though" though - : I will stop that now as I don't identify as someone who abuses their beautiful language to such great extents, though I do do that. I am not really into conspiracy theories and politics and religion and blah blah, but I accommodate people who are as I appreciate concepts such as truth and justice - and equality and that kind of thing, but I would always rather be chilling in the shade on a beach and splashing in the sea and seeing beautiful and amazing things. Getting to know me really well is like finding the midpoint where utter-psycho meets utter sanity - so you would need to be prepped for that eventuality - possibly with a beaver meat chopping implement of some sort - for sustenance in your hide-out - though I suppose we could just do the chill out thing and live out our days without that knowledge or knowing. I don't know - I have been similarly honest on dating sites and its never really got me anywhere. I just thought I would kick things off with that intro - you never know if you never give it a go. Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed. Oh you had to go and ruin it with the kiss push gif :( HairyBarbarian |
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HairyBarbarian User ID: 76751829 United Kingdom 09/09/2018 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Give me some more lines - I have just used that like 3 times on a dating site - omg - feed me some more lines - haven't laughed so much in ages and ages. Ask the fat bitches to sniff their fingers and describe what they smell. I bet most of them will say "Cheetos" but will hide the fact that they smell a hint of fish. I am a girl. :/ HairyBarbarian |
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 29487835 United States 09/09/2018 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread gets funnier and funnier Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |