The reason marijuana should stay illegal: sanctimonious ex potheads

If you thought the struggles of the the compulsive bubble wrap popper or the complaints of the chocolate addict who is being triggered by the color of your shirt were too much to bear, get ready for a new kid to enter the attention addiction sweepstakes.

The most suspect sympathy seeker to grace the halls of humanity since the twinkie defense it's the...Marijuana addict!

By liking and using a plant which has gained a completely undeserved reputation thanks to its politically motivated reclassification as an illegal drug, and possibly experiencing a tiny bit of fleeting discomfort from being deprived of the use of said plant, this group of now considers themselves on par with heroin addicts, alcoholics and the benzodiazepine dependent.

Its like watching a group of soap box derby racers break into a Formula One event and demand to have time on the track.