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I officially declare war on God’s army

 
Iamarealamerican

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I have gathered my forces to attack God’s army. We are tired of your operations on Earth so now prepare to be destroyed. To its commander King Triad, watch out. We’re coming. Our forces are very well trained so it will be a massive challenge to defeat them.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


Who do you represent?...Satan's army?...
 Quoting: King Triad


Correct. I am the commander of Satan’s army. In a few hours I will vaporize your home base into dust.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


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I have gathered my forces to attack God’s army. We are tired of your operations on Earth so now prepare to be destroyed. To its commander King Triad, watch out. We’re coming. Our forces are very well trained so it will be a massive challenge to defeat them.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


Who do you represent?...Satan's army?...
 Quoting: King Triad


Correct. I am the commander of Satan’s army. In a few hours I will vaporize your home base into dust.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


My commanders have analyzed the threat ...you are just some kid in Jersey no army...
 Quoting: King Triad


Do not underestimate me, fool. I am no kid. I have sent out my forces to do reconnaissance on your home base. First we will collect intel and then attack. By the way, I may be at one of my planetary bases in NJ but do you know what city or town that base is in? You’ll never find that out.
I am the prince of all Saiyans!
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Who do you represent?...Satan's army?...
 Quoting: King Triad


Correct. I am the commander of Satan’s army. In a few hours I will vaporize your home base into dust.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


My commanders have analyzed the threat ...you are just some kid in Jersey no army...
 Quoting: King Triad


Do not underestimate me, fool. I am no kid. I have sent out my forces to do reconnaissance on your home base. First we will collect intel and then attack. By the way, I may be at one of my planetary bases in NJ but do you know what city or town that base is in? You’ll never find that out.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


Wow commanders this guy seems dangerous?...just a chump?...yup just a chump...
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I have gathered my forces to attack God’s army. We are tired of your operations on Earth so now prepare to be destroyed. To its commander King Triad, watch out. We’re coming. Our forces are very well trained so it will be a massive challenge to defeat them.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


Kakarot begs to differ lol



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09/12/2018 06:23 PM

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drama

FFS
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Yeah, watch out or he'll call in GFAP.
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We accept your declaration.

As for my enemies -- you have given me their neck, and as for those who hate me -- I give them the hack - Psalm 18:40


And then Antinomian will be unveiled, whom Adonai Joheshua will annihilate with Pneumati tou Stomatos and bring to Nihility by the Epiphany of his Parousia. - 2 Thessalonians 2
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I believe OP is the Las Vegas "Professor" that shot himself in the arm.
He Lives!
Facts Matter!
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Anonymous Cowarcl

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09/12/2018 08:28 PM
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In the 1980's there was a famous atheist lawyer in Canada who went out fishing with his friends on the great lakes. When they were furthest from the shore, a huge thunder storm suddenly occurred with drenching rain.

So the lawyer went to the front of the boat and shouted the the thunderstorm above, "God, if you exist, prove it. Strike me down, right now."

God duly obliged.
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09/12/2018 10:11 PM
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This is fun. Who knew the ultimate battle between Good and Evil would play out in New Jersey. It figures, though. Things never happen quite how you pictured.

Last Edited by sled dog on 09/12/2018 10:13 PM
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09/12/2018 10:24 PM
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Wear do I sign up?
but lets NOT do what it says in the bible!
lets win! lets kill god, jehovah, jesus.
sled dog

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Wear do I sign up?
but lets NOT do what it says in the bible!
lets win! lets kill god, jehovah, jesus.
 Quoting: dark man


Hahaha good luck. King Triad's got it all planned out. You'll be cut down like grass. And you'll wither like herb.

How would you get your butt to Jersey in time anyhow?
The new moon is rising the eyelid of God is approaching, the humane train the skating raining traveling voice of certainty.
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I've avoided reading this thread for the last 4 days.
I was shocked and appalled how mooch i lol'd

Last Edited by Yo Adrian on 09/13/2018 01:20 AM
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I have gathered my forces to attack God’s army. We are tired of your operations on Earth so now prepare to be destroyed. To its commander King Triad, watch out. We’re coming. Our forces are very well trained so it will be a massive challenge to defeat them.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


Well, good luck with that.
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"From the wicked I do not fear destruction."

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guruguru

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09/13/2018 01:58 AM

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well you have been decepted with a diversion


you follow a fake target

they are fukin in the ass your wife and your sons
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I just want bloody teeth
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Jesus Christ Is God Almighty!

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I have gathered my forces to attack God’s army. We are tired of your operations on Earth so now prepare to be destroyed. To its commander, watch out. We’re coming. Our forces are very well trained so it will be a massive challenge to defeat them.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


We're up to the challenge, thanks for the heads up.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I'm glad to know whose side you're on, brother.
Almost all of it doesn't matter. Its a distraction from what's important which is your soul. If tomorrow is the last day of your life what is important?
Therefore seek God Jesus and not the drama of the fallen world. It will not be important in the end, only you. If you can avert your priority and attention to your salvation then do that and let someone else be passionate about the cares of the world. Be selfish and serious about your eternal life. Its all a distraction from that.

If you want to forgive everyone and treat everyone equal with true love then verbalize this prayer:
Jesus Christ, I accept you as my Lord and my God, the only 1 God. Please forgive me for every wrong thing that I've ever done. Give me the gift of your Holy Spirit and bless my body and atmosphere and presence. Help me stop all sins and unrighteousness. Thank you Jesus amen.

Jesus bless you! He is God!
guruguru

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im on their side you all idiot parasites
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And my army waited all day and night for you prince...maybe you can get something going today?...Getting kinda bored...
King Triad

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09/13/2018 11:43 AM

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Well my army has been fighting in China today. working on busting up the Fentanyl trade...no sign of the OP's army?...still waiting...
miler

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09/13/2018 01:22 PM
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he was shitting his pampers , so he may be back tomorrow
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09/13/2018 01:33 PM

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Wow...love that "sneak attack" method you used...bwhahaha
Sarcasm my fav brand of humor...go ahead, gimme summa dat!
I dont always have time to put a "pretty bow" on it before I say "it"...no hard feelinz punkin.
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Prince Vegeta  (OP)

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Well my army has been fighting in China today. working on busting up the Fentanyl trade...no sign of the OP's army?...still waiting...
 Quoting: King Triad


I surveyed your home base's missile defenses and decided that it would too risky to directly launch an attack on it. So instead of doing that I have decided to launch operations on the Earth against your precious human race. Watch Syria. My army is planning an event there soon that you will not be able to stop. It will cause massive destruction.
I am the prince of all Saiyans!
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I have gathered my forces to attack God’s army. We are tired of your operations on Earth so now prepare to be destroyed. To its commander King Triad, watch out. We’re coming. Our forces are very well trained so it will be a massive challenge to defeat them.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


How cute.
I don't know why this says I'm in Canada...Southern born and raised by the grace of God!!
johnny Dangerously

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Let us know how that works out for you OP
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I have gathered my forces to attack God’s army. We are tired of your operations on Earth so now prepare to be destroyed. To its commander King Triad, watch out. We’re coming. Our forces are very well trained so it will be a massive challenge to defeat them.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


Weak statement.
Otherwise you would have said something like "we will crush you" instead of "its a challenge to defeat them" already talking about defeat.

are you sure youre the leader?


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I have gathered my forces to attack God’s army. We are tired of your operations on Earth so now prepare to be destroyed. To its commander King Triad, watch out. We’re coming. Our forces are very well trained so it will be a massive challenge to defeat them.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


Your handle should read 'prince vegetable'

Your no smarter than a potato...

chuckle

Last Edited by Yahella777 on 09/13/2018 02:57 PM
King Triad

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Well my army has been fighting in China today. working on busting up the Fentanyl trade...no sign of the OP's army?...still waiting...
 Quoting: King Triad


I surveyed your home base's missile defenses and decided that it would too risky to directly launch an attack on it. So instead of doing that I have decided to launch operations on the Earth against your precious human race. Watch Syria. My army is planning an event there soon that you will not be able to stop. It will cause massive destruction.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


My army already stopped a massive chemical attack in Syria 4-5 days ago...good luck in your evil. cya when it's time to send you down...
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Well my army has been fighting in China today. working on busting up the Fentanyl trade...no sign of the OP's army?...still waiting...
 Quoting: King Triad


I surveyed your home base's missile defenses and decided that it would too risky to directly launch an attack on it. So instead of doing that I have decided to launch operations on the Earth against your precious human race. Watch Syria. My army is planning an event there soon that you will not be able to stop. It will cause massive destruction.
 Quoting: Prince Vegeta


Too risky?? Crawfishin already like a little bitch. Sad, sad
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