I officially declare war on God’s army

Do not underestimate me, fool. I am no kid. I have sent out my forces to do reconnaissance on your home base. First we will collect intel and then attack. By the way, I may be at one of my planetary bases in NJ but do you know what city or town that base is in? You’ll never find that out.

Wow commanders this guy seems dangerous?...just a chump?...yup just a chump...

Kakarot begs to differ lol

FFS

Yeah, watch out or he'll call in GFAP.

We accept your declaration.

As for my enemies -- you have given me their neck, and as for those who hate me -- I give them the hack - Psalm 18:40

I believe OP is the Las Vegas "Professor" that shot himself in the arm.

In the 1980's there was a famous atheist lawyer in Canada who went out fishing with his friends on the great lakes. When they were furthest from the shore, a huge thunder storm suddenly occurred with drenching rain.

So the lawyer went to the front of the boat and shouted the the thunderstorm above, "God, if you exist, prove it. Strike me down, right now."

God duly obliged.

This is fun. Who knew the ultimate battle between Good and Evil would play out in New Jersey. It figures, though. Things never happen quite how you pictured.

Wear do I sign up?
but lets NOT do what it says in the bible!
lets win! lets kill god, jehovah, jesus.

Hahaha good luck. King Triad's got it all planned out. You'll be cut down like grass. And you'll wither like herb.

How would you get your butt to Jersey in time anyhow?

I've avoided reading this thread for the last 4 days.
I was shocked and appalled how mooch i lol'd

Last Edited by Yo Adrian on 09/13/2018 01:20 AM

Well, good luck with that.

well you have been decepted with a diversion


you follow a fake target

they are fukin in the ass your wife and your sons

I just want bloody teeth

I'm glad to know whose side you're on, brother.

im on their side you all idiot parasites

And my army waited all day and night for you prince...maybe you can get something going today?...Getting kinda bored...

Well my army has been fighting in China today. working on busting up the Fentanyl trade...no sign of the OP's army?...still waiting...

he was shitting his pampers , so he may be back tomorrow

Wow...love that "sneak attack" method you used...bwhahaha

I surveyed your home base's missile defenses and decided that it would too risky to directly launch an attack on it. So instead of doing that I have decided to launch operations on the Earth against your precious human race. Watch Syria. My army is planning an event there soon that you will not be able to stop. It will cause massive destruction.

How cute.

Let us know how that works out for you OP

Weak statement.
Otherwise you would have said something like "we will crush you" instead of "its a challenge to defeat them" already talking about defeat.

are you sure youre the leader?

Your handle should read 'prince vegetable'

Your no smarter than a potato...



Last Edited by Yahella777 on 09/13/2018 02:57 PM

My army already stopped a massive chemical attack in Syria 4-5 days ago...good luck in your evil. cya when it's time to send you down...

Too risky?? Crawfishin already like a little bitch. Sad, sad