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"Randy Mitchell Walker, 56, and Derrick Hilliard, 36, are accused of breaking the store's glass door and taking multiple items, including five cases of Corona beer, dishwasher pods and five bags of chips.

The sheriff's office responded to the store just before 9 p.m. Thursday. About an hour later, Walker called 911 and reported that his home in the 2400 block of Ireland Drive was broken into."

Now that is classic. ROFL Too funny.