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Avast Ye! Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

 
NawtyBits

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Avast ye, me hearties! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. So, landlubbers and seadogs, lads and lassies, it's time to raise the Jolly Roger, weigh anchor, and hoist the mizzen mast! arrrrrrrrr
WWJBD-What Would Jimmy Buffett Do

"If it's wet and not yours, don't touch it." Oregon H1N1 Summit speaker
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This might help:

[link to www.pirateglossary.com]
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arrr proud beauty whar be me barnacle-covered Skull & Scuppers I be needin to swill a pint or two of grog
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English to pirate translator:

[link to www.syddware.com (secure)]
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Today be me second favorite fake holiday, right after Steak and a Blowjob Day.

Yer pinned, me hearty!



Last Edited by Revbo™ on 09/19/2018 08:53 AM
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Avast ye, me hearties! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. So, landlubbers and seadogs, lads and lassies, it's time to raise the Jolly Roger, weigh anchor, and hoist the mizzen mast! arrrrrrrrr
 Quoting: NawtyBits


let me give it a try , ohh that guy is so hot i want to take his fine ass to my bedroom and give him a sexy massage from behind
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Tis International talk like a swashbuckler day ye say mate? Aye, I poked me eye ou' an' chopped me leg off t' get in th' swin' o' things!

I be ready t' hade ou' t' sea an' make me fortune robbin' upon th' high seas. Ya scurvy dogs! Arrrrrrr!!

captain
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fishblumerl Nowadays we do it by remote control. blumerrfish
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Yarr! Tis the most piratey metal song on the seven seas! Enjoy, lads!



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WWJBD-What Would Jimmy Buffett Do

"If it's wet and not yours, don't touch it." Oregon H1N1 Summit speaker
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Tha mi nam dhotair!

uh, sorry


taps on translator...
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Avast ye, me hearties! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. So, landlubbers and seadogs, lads and lassies, it's time to raise the Jolly Roger, weigh anchor, and hoist the mizzen mast! arrrrrrrrr
 Quoting: NawtyBits


uh...



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I am the captain now.

Damn. I screw everything up.
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Arr i'm in mates you landlubbers, now where did i put my parrot...
Your all gonna die.....just not today

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The Abyss stares back...

Glp ping pong champ...
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Well, hello.

I'm a smooth and suave International Pirate, and I'm here to take all your valuables.

Pony-up, if you know what's good for you!

drevil
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Why are Pirates called Pirates?











They just arrr

hiding!
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Arrrr! Set royals and stunsl's!

waitwhat
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AYE AYE, YE CAPITANN! IT'S THE LOOTING, IT'S HAM NITE!



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Rum for breakfast Rum for lunch Rum for dinner. Rum
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fishblumerl Nowadays we do it by remote control. blumerrfish
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Pirflag
All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone.
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A civilized avocation

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Pirflag
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Idol1
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If ye dunno how t' natter like a pirate, this can help!

[link to pirate.monkeyness.com]
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What's your Pirate name?--


[link to www.piratequiz.com]


Mine is Dirty Ethel Rackham.....1rof1
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Not in Cardiff. The pirate “accent” is a Bristol accent and we don’t like the carrot-chomping Wurzels aka Bristolians.

Besides, the best pirate - Henry Morgan - was from Cardiff so you should all really be speaking with a Cardiff accent today,

Repeat after me:

“Arthur and Martha came down from Cyfartha and had lark and a half of dark at Cardiff Arms Park.”

You can now speak like a Welsh pirate!
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Shivvver me timbers laddies!!

I spy a brit sail to the north, Aarrgg to the sails!

{Parrot} Too the sails, too the sails, Aargg!

She'll hold a couple of dabloons in her belly!

Steady your swards and raise the connon!

iamwith
It might be wise to be able to identify a joke and a pun. Powerful dis~information requires individual observation and individual conclusions. When something stinks badly some have little doubt that it's bullshit. Others might have trouble identifying it because of the loss of smell due to plague.
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Shivvver me timbers laddies!!

I spy a brit sail to the north, Aarrgg to the sails!

{Parrot} Too the sails, too the sails, Aargg!

She'll hold a couple of dabloons in her belly!

Steady your swards and raise the connon!

iamwith
 Quoting: TomatoPie


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My pirate name is:
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Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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