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There is a permanent ass smell in my car!

 
Dumpty

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09/23/2018 01:52 PM
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09/23/2018 02:51 PM
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Re: There is a permanent ass smell in my car!
Did you buy your car used, or are you just a nasty fuck?

FYI

If a person dies in a vehicle and begins to decompose, the corpse lets off a chemical that impregnates the metal of the vehicle and the smell will never go away.
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Edit : double post

Last Edited by SoberLife on 09/23/2018 02:52 PM
Aeorsyn

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09/23/2018 03:04 PM
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Re: There is a permanent ass smell in my car!
get out of the car
Anonymous Coward
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09/23/2018 03:09 PM
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Have you ever noticed it's only there when you're in the car?...do the math
Dumpty

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Stop with the anal sex in the back seat, or at least have a totally empty bowels before you get drilled.

Stop using the same wipe-off cloth and take it out of the car and wash it once in a while.

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09/23/2018 03:13 PM

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Stop with the anal sex in the back seat, or at least have a totally empty bowels before you get drilled.

Stop using the same wipe-off cloth and take it out of the car and wash it once in a while.
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Re: There is a permanent ass smell in my car!
Clean pants, dirty backside.
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Re: There is a permanent ass smell in my car!
Too much farting, I guess.

How to get rid of the ass smell?
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


stick an m 100 firecracker up your ass ! light it and let it do its work !

that smell will be gone for good !
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09/23/2018 05:15 PM
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Tell your 'dates' if they don't learn to wipe better you're only going to pork them doggystyle from now on.
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Get yerself some of these!


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Re: There is a permanent ass smell in my car!
Stop hauling ass.
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Remove your ass from dat car...
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Too much farting, I guess.

How to get rid of the ass smell?
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


Get "you" ....
out of the car
GrandMaster_B

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09/23/2018 06:00 PM
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Re: There is a permanent ass smell in my car!
Did any gay men borrow your car?
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Random NiNe

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09/23/2018 06:14 PM
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Dear God please make this thread go away. It’s been lingering for hours on page 1. ( pun intended). Grow up OP.
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09/23/2018 06:24 PM
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Re: There is a permanent ass smell in my car!
Open all the windows and give it 40 minutes before you get into it, each morning.
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09/23/2018 06:47 PM
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Dear God please make this thread go away. It’s been lingering for hours on page 1. ( pun intended). Grow up OP.
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Lol hes an animal!
Slightly Disgruntled

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His breath comes DIRECT from Satans backside.
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You need to go to the car wash and get your asshole power-washed ( jet/steam-washed )
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09/23/2018 07:54 PM
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FYI - that new car smell is in part from plastics drying out which is a carcinogen ...the (pvc) chlorine gas will attach to to the inner windshield glass over time and show itself as a haze ...
Slightly Disgruntled

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Plastics make it smell like Ass?
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Re: There is a permanent ass smell in my car!
Never fart in a car.

The smell sticks to a/c and seat paddings and will never go away.
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11/21/2019 04:21 AM
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lmao

The best thread on GLP!
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2019 04:27 AM
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You're going to end up in fart court.

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Re: There is a permanent ass smell in my car!
Too much farting, I guess.

How to get rid of the ass smell?
 Quoting: Magna Cacca


try taking a shower once in a while you nasty MF'er.
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11/21/2019 04:53 AM
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Check to see that a grocery bag containing meat hasn't gotten under a seat somewhere.
Happened to me.
Smelled of arse.
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2019 05:31 AM
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frebreeze it
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They don't make that stuff anymore...I was gonna try it. Can't find any.
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11/21/2019 05:56 AM
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Re: There is a permanent ass smell in my car!
It’s not the car. Someone put shit in your shoes.

Feeling extra cushion in your step lately?





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