Can I join the Illuminati?

If you exist

It's in your best interest to communicate with me

We can mutually benefit

Communication is key for this

Last Edited by 0604 on 10/01/2018 08:17 PM

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You guys honestly can't be doing this

I mean with all that money you can erase anyone's karma

Fuck, you can erase anyONE

Break me out

i would have to agree with that statement. either born into, or married, but i think it is more of a job, from what ive heard and channeled from them. thats why its not really that open, because it entails A LOT of work. A LOT, and a lot of it is dirty work that not a lot of people want to do. more like in the realms of "janitorial" not MURDER lol ... what i mean by that is they deal with a lot of sadness, being that they are mostly all very aware. a lot of misfortune from humanity as a whole & its not a job for everyone. i have heard though that you will have better luck joining a faction of freemasonry, if you're seriously inquiring about your role in humanity. its all glitz and glamor like people make it out to be. when i ask for divine information about them, they are almost portrayed as "policy makers" on a GALACTIC level. being they answer to & act on sources guidance and those of certain planetary vibrations (actual planets) for the well being of society as a whole. but i think maybe, it could be a possibility that they become more transparent once things have settled down a bit in the world, and the disinformation is sorted through & processed PROPERLY. i hear they can be very serious and very stern when it comes to their image and the protection of individuals (their own AND society) so its best to deal with things like public relations in an organized fashion & in waves. slowly working their way through the masses. there are billions & billions of people on the planet & the truth has to circulate through every atom on our planet because of the major loss they took during ascension. it was only a year or two set back, but in order to keep everyone safe & healthy & happy, they decided to filter through everything. every cell and every atom of our earth plane so that those with eyes & ears (the "spiritually awakened ones") wont be subjected to some of the harshness that they had to endure. they have soooo much love for humanity & would love to have employed us all, but it was a dirty job. and very tedious, and they take their work very seriously. but i do hope for & look forward to the day when there can be more transparency. because we're all ready for a reset, i think. im at my whits end with a sitution im dealing with, and thats actually why im logged on tonight LOL. (sorry for the wall of text lol .. to tired to go back and reformat) but i can always find "clues" about things going on in my life by a lot of yalls posts. i always hear what i call little "code words, or clues" there are several posted here tonight, so i guess i checked in at the right time. much love to you guys. hoping to wake up one day free and clear from this "burden" thats been placed on me & my family. ... i have a mason in my family, and a best friend whos also a mason ... both have sort of "been distant" for a few years. sucks, they both say they are busy. i know its because of oath they cannot speak about whats on their minds, but i heard my uncle say something as i was drifting off to sleep a month or so ago. thats usually how i get my "psychic messages" he was pissed about this issue im dealing with and i heard him say "because of what you did to my family!" .... my whole family, bless their hearts, has been torn apart - theres so much love between everyone but it cannot be expressed because of "something" ;) ;) no one talks about it, we all just assume we're either mad at one another, or uncomfortable around the other. insecurities but its not that EVER. just confusion & inability to communicate. it sucks. but im hoping this situation gets dealt with soon, because it just weighs soooo heavily on me! sorry to go off on a tangent ... but thats all the info i have about the illuminati. oh, and also ... they are much like the masons in the way that they employ all factions of society, doctors, lawyers, politicians, business men, artists, accountants ... any and every thing you can think of. they just took an oath upon birth to do a job, sort of like a karmic contract, and are "sworn to secrecy" LOL. lets pray. for better, clearer days. because im sooooo tired. soooo sooooo tired.

what do you have to offer them, my friend??? do you know cool secrets, or do you have a talent????

^This mainly^ also if your female like me Forget It! Aint happening..

Everything and anything

Even myself.

They'll know when they have me with them what I'm capable of. I'm a million bucks and I don't give a fuck. Any agenda you want you got it. I'm the devil.

You're already in op, you just don't realize it yet.....

ANY agenda??? hopefully they're only seeking peace for humanity, unless you know how to QUICKLY neutralize negative energies.

and you're not REALLY the devil, are you??? like THE REAL DEVIL??? i thought he was a she???? lol

Yes any.

I did my homework my friend.

All that's left is for them to come knocking on my door

Get creative

"I'm the devil and I'm here to do the devil's work"

Dumbass.

Wow... Thanks...!

you're already in the illuminati.

what is the devils work????

No.

Freemasonry and the "Illuminati" aren't the same entity from my understanding, and in fact -- my understanding is that Freemasons and the "Illuminati" (in America's case, specifically the Bavarian-Illuminati) were in contention with one-another.

Then again, I could be wrong lol.

I want to shower in liquid gold, have plenty of alone time, and live a lavish life with impact.

I can choose that.

It's definitely real.

To the OP, the quickest way to get into touch with the Illuminati would be to get into acting in Hollywood and blowing a lot of dicks.

If you want to get into Freemasonry, I'd suggest becoming an LEO.

No!



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Hey, at least it's a break from the politics lol!

It's always interesting, at least to me anyway, hearing if they're are any real insiders here willing to offer up info in threads like this.

Highly doubtful, but then again never know.

different entities but same mission. if you believe in their goodness. what i meant was that freemasonry is a more attainable society to be a part of, because the illuminati isn't currently taking any new "applicants" until those that are ALREADY members, yet asleep & unaware, have been retrieved and employed. given their place back into society & the roles as rule makers in the universe, because thats what they are. rulers. elite members of society and the universe as a whole, because these planetary influences are NOT going to stop interfering with our earth plane until their mission is complete. PERIOD. no one is leaving anyone behind. i keep hearing that they (the illuminati) are being real dicks about things right now, because they are trying to get in touch with a "lost" a member & are instead having to sort through & deal with all these other energies from younger people who are just FUCKING IGNORANT and believe everything should be handed to them because for whatever reason. idk. because ITS COOL, smh, but they're pissed and looking for someone & people are getting in the way of ascension & their mission by spreading disinformation because stupid fucking americans finally picked up on energetic signatures & illuminati members, and a lot of masons LIVE in zero point energy so THEY LITERALLY KNOW EVERYTHING. its energy. they can sense EVERYTHING!!! E V E R Y T H I N G ... this is why the new age movement & energy is just now reaching young america, because most young americans are ruthless and fucking retarded. they dont deserve or even have the mental capacity to even handle or understand the purpose of energy FOR ASCENSION & HEALING. and thank god all this shit is just now becoming a thing here because it would be a fucking shit hole/hell of a mess to sort through. they are interfering with peoples path to righteousness, like no bs. these people, and there are A LOT, that are super sensitive to energies are being derailed on their paths to enlightenment & seeking source because they are intelligent and pick up on things & even though it may not always be a major set back, if experienced MYSELF not being able to complete A HEALING ENERGETIC SESSION because some dumb fuck from either past or present keeps interfering in the energetic field and im one of them that resides in zero point, so it takes A LOT of will power & mental stimulation to sort through all of the information that is contained in energy. its real fucked up man, what the dark are doing. they're doing the "right thing, a good thing" but secretively, and when the body isn't aware it translates as some sort of ADD in the human body. mental chatter. FUCKING ANNOYANCES. so its rapid processing but for a lot of people its not going to be tolerated, thus conversation with other beings happens. telepathy. psychic awareness. its frustrating as a motherfucker, but theres no other way to deal & its easy to pull info out of zero point. i just need to take some serious anger management courses "online" ... channel a buddhist monk or something because this shit is absolutely fucking ... fucked. thats all. i shit you not, i got soooo pissed off i became a mute. i do not speak at all LOL. i dont talk to anyone unless its about certain subjects, and i dont fucking listen when others speak. im entirely too in tune and im ready to leave. foreal, never thought id see myself as such an angry being, but it helps process things for others too, so i deal. but i swear to god and everything holy, when i do decide to speak again, i will have words for a few people. people have intentionally made an absolute JOKE out of THE MOST SERIOUS SUBJECT HUMANITY WILL EVER EVER WITNESS. EVER. anyway, prayers, prayers!!!

LMFAO. funny you say that. this "dick blowing" thing has gotten a bit out of control. dont want to go into detail, but someone has caused a HUGE problem in society over their "sexual issues" that ties into a lot of the fear based shit humanity is dealing with as a whole. rape, murder, pedophilia, prostitution. a lot of cover ups going on & it fucking sucks for a lot of people that shit goes on. hurts a lot of people, and these people do not care!!!

Any insiders I've seen on GLP have scoffed at people like the OP....ya know, like if spittle could get through the PC screen the poster would have it running down his face.

That's one reason I called the OP a dumbass, because they think they actually have a chance...not that it's like they'd be winning something of value.

The second reason is I can't for the life of me understand why someone would sell their soul to be, ahem, one of "Them"....but then again, they don't have souls, so what's to lose?

And, thirdly....the OP is a dumbass because they want to be part of the most hated "club" on the planet. Derp.

Ok.

Gotcha.

So I guess the moral of the story here OP is that you are a dumbass and no, you won't be able to join the Illuminati.

Have nice time.

.....

IF they need you, they'll contact you.