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From the Landover Baptist book store

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From the Landover Baptist book store

Nancy Boy Chrissy, The Bed-Wetting Sissy!
-by Pastor Deacon Fred (featuring Christian poems from Sister Taffy Crockett)

Availability: Usually ships within 24 hours (if Jesus wants it to) from Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, Iowa:

Summary: Do you know someone whose child seems a bit effeminate? Does he dress a little too neatly? Take too much time with his schoolwork? Is he suspiciously polite to grown-ups? Well, "Nancy Boy Chrissy, the Bed Wetting Sissy" is just the holiday gift to provide the tools his parents will need to embarrass and taunt him back to masculinity.

This beautifully illustrated book tells the story of Christopher Pansy, a 12-year old boy who is gayer than a May Pole. He is a constant humiliation to his normal, Christian parents. While other boys in the neighborhood are riding bikes and killing stray cats, Christopher loves to prance about, looking through his telescope, making maps of the stars and taking hot food to shut-ins. His parents try to humiliate him with derisive rhymed chants (CD included), snakes, spankings and the hot side of a Sears iron, but nothing seems to work.

[link to www.landoverbaptist.org]

I don't care what anybody says, this stuff is falling down rolling on the floor hilarious! lmao
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang but with a whimper.