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Ever call customer service & know they're going to be of no help as soon as you hear their hello?

 
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My company rolls 9 to 12K a month through Verizon...so it may have a factor.
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People with a leg to stand on get shoes.
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My company rolls 9 to 12K a month through Verizon...so it may have a factor.
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People with a leg to stand on get shoes.
 Quoting: Asmodée


What?
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you , including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!

"To destroy a people, you must first sever their roots"
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My company rolls 9 to 12K a month through Verizon...so it may have a factor.
 Quoting: Chip


People with a leg to stand on get shoes.
 Quoting: Asmodée


What?
 Quoting: Q33


I think she is trying to say:
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

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My company rolls 9 to 12K a month through Verizon...so it may have a factor.
 Quoting: Chip


People with a leg to stand on get shoes.
 Quoting: Asmodée


What?
 Quoting: Q33


I think she is trying to say:
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
 Quoting: BrokenTech


67c
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you , including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!

"To destroy a people, you must first sever their roots"
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People with a leg to stand on get shoes.
 Quoting: Asmodée


What?
 Quoting: Q33


I think she is trying to say:
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
 Quoting: BrokenTech


67c
 Quoting: Q33


eekalert
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If they talk so quietly you can barely hear them,
you might as well hang up.
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 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


I loved this weird hilarious show!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Girl

Yes. It usually takes under five minutes before I began verbally impugning their family members and religious beliefs.

The worst case was when a call to Microsoft Premier [about $1,000,000 per year] Support was inadvertently routed to Microsoft India.

They fixed it my my satisfaction by having a white North American engineer call me from their home cross-country at ten at night for three nights straight as we worked together to correct a coding issue within the Windows server OS itself.

We both were on speaker phone trouble shooting code while we drank beer and our cats meowed at each other over the speaker connection.

Now THAT is customer support done right. cheers

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 10/03/2018 10:13 PM
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The worst is to end up with some dumb black woman who is hostile.
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The worst is to end up with some dumb black woman who is hostile.
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Ignorance and poor customer support knows no race.
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There is an ancient Indian saying that something lives only as long as the last person who remembers it.

My people have come to trust memory over history. Memory, like fire, is radiant and immutable while history serves only those who seek to control it, those who would douse the flame of memory in order to put out the dangerous fire of truth.

Beware these men for they are dangerous themselves, and unwise. Their false history is written in the blood of those who might remember and of those who seek the truth. - Albert Hosteen
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I have heard that on some systems that if you repeatedly push zero it automatically kicks the call back to the States.

I have tried this and, yes, it does work at times. You have to start pushing zero even before you start getting "options". I think it screws with the system and forwards a "problem" call.
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Yall keep talking about Black people on the phone , In canada its some paki or person from india lol or the stupid annoying duct cleaning chinese idiots LOL

Last Edited by Q33 on 10/03/2018 10:34 PM
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you , including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!

"To destroy a people, you must first sever their roots"
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angryface
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl

Yes. It usually takes under five minutes before I began verbally impugning their family members and religious beliefs.

The worst case was when a call to Microsoft Premier [about $1,000,000 per year] Support was inadvertently routed to Microsoft India.

They fixed it my my satisfaction by having a white North American engineer call me from their home cross-country at ten at night for three nights straight as we worked together to correct a coding issue within the Windows server OS itself.

We both were on speaker phone trouble shooting code while we drank beer and our cats meowed at each other over the speaker connection.

Now THAT is customer support done right. cheers
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


Lol That's awesome.
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Yall keep talking about Black people on the phone , In canada its some paki or person from india lol or the stupid annoying duct cleaning chinese idiots LOL
 Quoting: Q33


I swear those people called me for YEARS. I finally snapped one day and told them that I'd be charging them with harassment and that my BF is a police officer.
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Yall keep talking about Black people on the phone , In canada its some paki or person from india lol or the stupid annoying duct cleaning chinese idiots LOL
 Quoting: Q33


I swear those people called me for YEARS. I finally snapped one day and told them that I'd be charging them with harassment and that my BF is a police officer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


lol, my sister said they were recently calling her to buy prescription pills at a discount. The US has ended a lot of pharmacy sales to the US recently so they must have a big surplus
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Yall keep talking about Black people on the phone , In canada its some paki or person from india lol or the stupid annoying duct cleaning chinese idiots LOL
 Quoting: Q33


I swear those people called me for YEARS. I finally snapped one day and told them that I'd be charging them with harassment and that my BF is a police officer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


lol, my sister said they were recently calling her to buy prescription pills at a discount. The US has ended a lot of pharmacy sales to the US recently so they must have a big surplus
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Good lord. Scam after scam.
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Re: Ever call customer service & know they're going to be of no help as soon as you hear their hello?
Hi, pumpkin! I worked late and cannot read this thread or my head will explode. I worked in customer service for my company many moons ago.
I assure you that the crap service you experienced is not what their bosses
want. Always write down the name of the person you are dealing with. If you don’t get what you need, ask nicely to speak to the boss...If they don’t make this happen, tell them you will reach them on your own and hang up.
Now, you call corporate.

Also check if they have a company sponsered on-line satisfaction survey,
most do. Rate them a one, and give details and names, including yours. These ratings are hugely important. xo
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Hi, pumpkin! I worked late and cannot read this thread or my head will explode. I worked in customer service for my company many moons ago.
I assure you that the crap service you experienced is not what their bosses
want. Always write down the name of the person you are dealing with. If you don’t get what you need, ask nicely to speak to the boss...If they don’t make this happen, tell them you will reach them on your own and hang up.
Now, you call corporate.

Also check if they have a company sponsered on-line satisfaction survey,
most do. Rate them a one, and give details and names, including yours.
These ratings are hugely important. xo
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Thank you for the advice, Mom! tounge

And I will do that tomorrow.
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Yall keep talking about Black people on the phone , In canada its some paki or person from india lol or the stupid annoying duct cleaning chinese idiots LOL
 Quoting: Q33


I swear those people called me for YEARS. I finally snapped one day and told them that I'd be charging them with harassment and that my BF is a police officer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I yelled at them if i wanted my fucking ducts cleaned id do it my self LOL!!!!
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you , including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!

"To destroy a people, you must first sever their roots"
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Yall keep talking about Black people on the phone , In canada its some paki or person from india lol or the stupid annoying duct cleaning chinese idiots LOL
 Quoting: Q33


I swear those people called me for YEARS. I finally snapped one day and told them that I'd be charging them with harassment and that my BF is a police officer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I yelled at them if i wanted my fucking ducts cleaned id do it my self LOL!!!!
 Quoting: Q33


Would you clean mine? Lol Fuck, my house is 140 years old...
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Yall keep talking about Black people on the phone , In canada its some paki or person from india lol or the stupid annoying duct cleaning chinese idiots LOL
 Quoting: Q33


I swear those people called me for YEARS. I finally snapped one day and told them that I'd be charging them with harassment and that my BF is a police officer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I yelled at them if i wanted my fucking ducts cleaned id do it my self LOL!!!!
 Quoting: Q33


Would you clean mine? Lol Fuck, my house is 140 years old...
 Quoting: mona lizard


Your damn right i would
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you , including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!

"To destroy a people, you must first sever their roots"
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Yeah.

I get that feeling every time I am in contact with any of the Moderators.
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Yeah.

I get that feeling every time I am in contact with any of the Moderators.
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billlaugh
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lol
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you , including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!

"To destroy a people, you must first sever their roots"
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I swear those people called me for YEARS. I finally snapped one day and told them that I'd be charging them with harassment and that my BF is a police officer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I yelled at them if i wanted my fucking ducts cleaned id do it my self LOL!!!!
 Quoting: Q33


Would you clean mine? Lol Fuck, my house is 140 years old...
 Quoting: mona lizard


Your damn right i would
 Quoting: Q33


Sweet! You better get hazmat suit, dude...those ducts are full of crazy...
I’ll search the debris with my metal detector...lol. Hell, we might find my neighbors grandmother...
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Yes.
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I see that you and Chip have changed into your Halloween costumes...
so,I will unveil mine tonight! Slutty mona!
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I see that you and Chip have changed into your Halloween costumes...
so,I will unveil mine tonight! Slutty mona!
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I’m not sure I can do this for an entire month...and here I go ~
talking to myself, already.
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I see that you and Chip have changed into your Halloween costumes...
so,I will unveil mine tonight! Slutty mona!
 Quoting: mona lizard


LoL !
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you , including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!

"To destroy a people, you must first sever their roots"
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I see that you and Chip have changed into your Halloween costumes...
so,I will unveil mine tonight! Slutty mona!
 Quoting: mona lizard


:damnedbig:
 Quoting: Chip


Fuck it, you guys know I’m hot!
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I see that you and Chip have changed into your Halloween costumes...
so,I will unveil mine tonight! Slutty mona!
 Quoting: mona lizard


I’m not sure I can do this for an entire month...and here I go ~
talking to myself, already.
ltana
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Talking to yourself is fine. Its when you answer back or have entire conversations with yourself is when one should start to worry.





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