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A guy wanted to have sex for the first time

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2018 01:41 PM
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A guy wanted to have sex for the first time
He was a shepherd so he went to the local brothel and asked to have a woman but he didn't have money so he offered the guy a sheep instead so the guy said okay. He brought him the Sheep slaughtered it guy gave him a hooker he was done he went back to his village to tend to his sheep. So the next day he sits there looking at all of his sheep and he says to them: I'll Slaughter you all!!
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10/05/2018 01:43 PM
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lol

poor sheep
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Malu nli

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10/05/2018 01:44 PM
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Re: A guy wanted to have sex for the first time
I think the guy with ten goats in Atlanta had a similar experience

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Re: A guy wanted to have sex for the first time
I think the guy with ten goats in Atlanta had a similar experience
 Quoting: Malu nli


Nah that's just some Juju Voodoo Cajun African shit
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Re: A guy wanted to have sex for the first time
lol

poor sheep
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Someone wins someone loses :)
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Re: A guy wanted to have sex for the first time
am i the only one that thought this story would end in him having sex with a sheep?
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am i the only one that thought this story would end in him having sex with a sheep?
 Quoting: woowoochic


That or butchering the hooker.
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Re: A guy wanted to have sex for the first time
am i the only one that thought this story would end in him having sex with a sheep?
 Quoting: woowoochic


That or butchering the hooker.
 Quoting: Shiva ascendant

I was expecting both.
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Re: A guy wanted to have sex for the first time
am i the only one that thought this story would end in him having sex with a sheep?
 Quoting: woowoochic


That wouldn't have been funny is the point
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10/06/2018 02:14 AM
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Funny thread because expectations that lead to the fall of anyone's integrity are often causes by delusional idiots that assume its happening. Funny thing is it NEVER EVEN HAPPENED! SO BEFORE U CALL THE KETTLE BLACK U SHOULD MAYBE XHECK URAELF BEFORE YOU WRECK URSELF.
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10/06/2018 07:58 AM
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Apparently the guy wasn't a Muslim because if He was a Muslim He wouldn't need a woman.

Last Edited by jkm1864 on 10/06/2018 07:59 AM
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This thread literally makes me feel ill.
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muslimonly2

Apparently the guy wasn't a Muslim because if He was a Muslim He wouldn't need a woman.
 Quoting: jkm1864


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